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Rustic

@rustic.bsky.social
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Ohio enthusiast, Chicago resident

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
(Browns offices after hitting send on the QB1 announcement) great job team. i feel confident we will have the #1 news story of the day about an NFL sex pest in the Eastern Ohio region. give yourselves a pat on the back (a phone buzzes) hold on .......
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21/07/2026
italian beef 8:40 “too early” AM “italian beef” legal sandwich jail sandwich lawyer Chicago
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Thinking about Bryson DeChambeau after his performance this weekend. Anytime he's mentioned I hear/read that "he has a big YouTube channel" as if that is a plausible alternative to being a professional golfer. He has the 20,203rd most subscribed to channel and the 27,869th most viewed.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
looking in bathroom mirror: what am I like for real what the fuck am I? looking in full body mirror: well hello to me, the big dog himself
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The pool of sweat by my bike has spoken; France has the Mandate of Heaven.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
ALEXI'S AGENT: Great news baby, a million people per match are making their viewing decision specifically based on you!
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Friends don't let friends continue to give exams and papers that are not adapted to the current AI landscape www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty... (this is AFTER 27 bailed so the reality is even worse) PS Props to students 1, 22, and 31
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.
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Data Colada @datacolada.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The Cover-Up in Gino v Harvard datacolada.org/136
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Red Plenty (Spufford 2010)
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sometimes when my phone has been good I let it have a little time on the laptop charger, as a treat.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Call me a software engineer because I’m living that 996 lifestyle. www.maptap.gg May 12 99🔥 100🎯 100🎯 99🔥 100🎯 Final score: 996
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
MTG selling her mailing list as The Glengarry Leads.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
me (buzzing into jeopardy): what is my meat
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
RIP, mourned by the same guys.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
My memory of the Columbus Blue Jackets as someone in high school when they arrived was that they held a vote on funding the stadium that they said was make or break, lost it, then Nationwide stepped in and said they would fund it the next day. Did the county later buy it in a shady deal?????? yes
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Insisted that we as a family take in some culture during Easter break.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 08/04/2026
This isn’t 100% but it’s thorough and it’s Carreyrou.
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My Quest to Solve Bitcoin’s Great Mystery
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
“The consultants want to come ask you a few questions about how you use [process they are redesigning]”
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a cartoon character says tell them i hate them in front of a building
ALT: a cartoon character says tell them i hate them in front of a building
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
In the late 80s, Trump tried out greenmail. Acquire a stake in a company, threaten to takeover, force the company to buy you out or do something to make the stock pop. It worked a couple times and then failed when a target recognized he wasn't actually going to do anything. Anyway...
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Todd Starnes never got that toaster, no choice but to evolve into one.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Editor: You get those promotional images of Jon Hamm for the new season of Your Friends & Neighbors? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin Krasinski-y just like you asked. Editor: what
Jon Hamm looking like he got face-swapped with John Krasinski
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Just one more intervention, Jimmy. Don't listen to the haters. A little more meddling and then the team will be on track.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
MapTap is complete. www.maptap.gg March 30 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 1000
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Seeing a lot of "Chase DeLauter is Cleveland's best chance for a Rookie of the Year since Sandy Alomar" and that betrays a disturbing lack of faith in Rob Manfred doing the right thing and awarding 1992's RoY to Kenny Lofton. Time to step up Rob.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/03/2026
war_iran_final-blow_v1.pdf war_iran_final-final-blow-v2.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1).pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1) APPROVED.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL (1).pdf
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I want lower cholesterol. If I have to eat every pizza in this city to make it happen, that's going to happen. If I decide to have ice cream for breakfast, that's going to happen. But that decision hasn't been made.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
When the fake trumpets kick in during Safe And Sound I will admit to anything. F you Capital Cities.
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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
well, I guess liberty is going to have to sit in the corner and watch the rest of the CUSA tournament
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This "plan" was used against a regime that conducted an 8 year long war of attrition against Iraq, notably using human wave attacks. You 100% do not gotta hand it to Iran but you should probably factor these things into your plan to attack them.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
In fairness, he had to get it on.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
That’s a bar. You’re describing a bar.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
We've renamed the DOD the Department of War. Our troops are Warfighters. No of course we're not "at war" you dumb lib
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Jamie Dimon is going to have thoughts on this. I sincerely hope we get to hear them.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I have eaten too much guacamole. Time to have a beer to space things out.
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Cato Institute @cato.org · 03/02/2026
The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023. The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets. ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Chinese Employees: We invented 996 as a way to call out and criticize an exhausting, dehumanizing work culture Tech Company: At long last we have created 996
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Patrick Reed’s welcome at PGA headquarters.
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john whitehouse @existentialfish.com · 27/01/2026
greg bovino next to stalin, in an image from stalin era infamous for removing the person where bovino is standing
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Holy shit Caleb Williams
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Genuinely unable to grasp the concept of soft power, with disastrous effects
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Kirk briefly said the true thing that Miami and ND might both get in if Bama doesn’t show signs of life. Naturally they had to spend the next 10 min cleaning that up.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
top notch mascottin'
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Hard not to feel for RFK Jr today. The man wasted some top notch erotic poetry on someone whose only criteria for sleeping with him was that he was the subject of a profile.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
RIP Bitcoin rally off the NVDA earnings surprise. Died at 19 hours old.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Honestly great call from the haters.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I suppose I should make a prediction, this is the most confident I've been heading into an election since 2019. I just don't think that people like any of this shit.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Juan Gonzalez has 2 MVPs and only 3 All Star appearances, and one of the MVPs was in a year without an All Star appearance.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
American citizens are being overcharged for their health care and we're all lucky Rick Scott is in government to fix it. Google "Rick Scott overcharge health care government" for more information on how he will address this problem.
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