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Rustic

@rustic.bsky.social
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Ohio enthusiast, Chicago resident

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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The pool of sweat by my bike has spoken; France has the Mandate of Heaven.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
ALEXI [going into his next contract negotiation]: Always the dollars.
Joe Pesci as Nicky Santoro thinking he's about to get sent back to Vegas to do mafia stuff but actually about to be on the receiving end of mafia stuff from Frank Vincent as Frank Marino.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Some real evil vibes in this place.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I’ve been to better-attended games at Municipal Stadium.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Insisted that we as a family take in some culture during Easter break.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Against all advice, Chase DeLauter has switched to the VitaPeach HealthLog.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
All of us here at ILM are pulling 20 hour days to make sure each frame is minimum 67% Krasinski-score.
Jon Hamm looking maybe 40% Krasinski-scored. There’s more work to do.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Editor: You get those promotional images of Jon Hamm for the new season of Your Friends & Neighbors? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin Krasinski-y just like you asked. Editor: what
Jon Hamm looking like he got face-swapped with John Krasinski
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
That’s a bar. You’re describing a bar.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Patrick Reed’s welcome at PGA headquarters.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Hell yeah brother
Urban Meyer’s least sociopathic tendency: too many pictures on coffee table
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
CDs overtook cassettes by revenue in 1990 or so, but at higher cost per unit. Cassettes stayed flat from mid-80s to mid-90s before dropping off.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Some other… speculative… names also struggling.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
RIP Bitcoin rally off the NVDA earnings surprise. Died at 19 hours old.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Phew, my drink is on the menu here.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Ladies and gentlemen, the Cleveland Guardians.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I regret only that I couldn't select "Dodge" twice
Four of the five Ds of Dodgeball. The fifth is an extra instance of "Dodge."
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Cleveland. Guardians.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Hear me out: I think I finally figured out what “Blueskyism” is.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Turns out I can only report it if it’s unwanted. All good here.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Indiana Toll Road does this with its electronic signs - absolute sicko behavior.
Me staying alert for a W that is 100% an upside down M even though it’s an electronic sign. What font would even have that??
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I found it. The most LinkedIn post. Almost afraid to click through and ruin the mystery.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
An empty Coors Light on my counter just spontaneously turned blue so I knew something was up.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
You coastal elites cannot fathom the levels of steak that can be enjoyed there.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
They finally found the right USTR:
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Not that a ROY would necessarily have swayed votes, but if he broke in anytime in the last 10 years he would’ve been unanimous over Listach.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired when I should have been doing work.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
It’s pretty sad that I 1) Immediately thought of this game, and 2) think I recognize someone in one of these pictures (sadly not undercover Mark Davis)
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
What did Dean Wade do to the production crew for FanDuel Sports Ohio? There was room to put him in this table!
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Me and the boys about to commit some securities fraud.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Went down a rabbit hole and accidentally discovered the funniest Tesla chart I have ever seen.
Note the right most column is a forecast while others are subjective grades.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I know lol nothing matters, but maybe someday, one day, things like this will have consequences? Maybe Elon discovers two of the “every map of Germany is a map of East/West” maps to his detriment.
EVs per capita in Germany. Clear demarcation between former East (low EVs) and West (higher). 2024 EU parliament elections in Germany. Clear demarcation between East (AfD) and West (CDU/CSU mostly).
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Someone at Warner Brothers remembers Jon Peters’ “contributions” to the Superman franchise.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
They won’t put this in the online instructions on account of woke, but what you really need to accelerate the process is a good extension cord.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Did YOU play for the Cleveland baseball franchise in the 1990s? You might be ENTITLED to be in my Immaculate Grid! ⚾️
Immaculate Grid from Baseball-Reference, completed entirely with players who played for Cleveland in the 90s, plus Ellis Burks who played at the end of the spiritual 90s before Jim Thome left (01-03, Thome left after 02).
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
If you see this, post a concert photo you took. Springsteen earlier this year in Columbus.
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Sandwich check:
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Rustic @rustic.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
The orange line was some guys. The some guys have produced much better per game output. Deshaun Watson is a bad person and bad quarterback.
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