hannah @ruledbybench.bsky.social · 07/02/2026my wife collects action figures, so it's only natural that this is the first thing I see when I wake up in the morning 110
Reposted by hannahgreenarrowcore.bsky.social @greenarrowcore.bsky.social · 19/12/2025How to talk with ice: 322169266
Reposted by hannahTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I feel like for every year that's passed, the jingle hop has begun earlier and earlier 838328
hannah @ruledbybench.bsky.social · 20/10/2025that's just a picture of us after kiddo's bday party yesterday 010
hannah @ruledbybench.bsky.social · 25/08/2025"if you're having a mental breakdown, don't cut your bangs!" yeah well that rule doesn't apply to me bc I'm way hotter now so 010
Reposted by hannahPreacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Too many of you children are learning queer theory from the internet instead of from the meanest lesbian you’ve ever met like God intended. 510924
hannah @ruledbybench.bsky.social · 22/08/2025i highly recommend the garnier micellar water with the blue lid!! i wear a lot of makeup and idk what they put in that shit but it just melts it off. it also doesn't irritate my eyes at all or leave my skin all greasy! 010
Reposted by hannahscreamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 14/08/2025sorry I havent been funny lately, ive been focusing on breathing 3575
Reposted by hannahdiane >:3 @plzstayherewme.northsky.social · 02/08/2025i suck dicks like you for breakfast 05013
Reposted by hannah🎩 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐊 🎩 @eldergodchloe.bsky.social · 17/07/2025a beautiful girl could be squeezing my tits rn; sadly im sitting here squeezing my own tits like a jackass 4496
hannah @ruledbybench.bsky.social · 16/07/2025@nerdynuisance.bsky.social happy anniversary, my gorgeous gal! I love you more 💖💖💖 110
hannah @ruledbybench.bsky.social · 16/07/2025though we've been best friends for over a decade, today, April and I celebrated 3 years together 💝 through all of our highs, lows, and everything in-between, my undying love and devotion to you and the beautiful life we've made has only grown stronger with each day, my dear 💙❤️💙❤️ 110
hannah @ruledbybench.bsky.social · 15/07/2025this has been a certified "april stole this joke from her wife 37 seconds after it escaped her mouth and bolted with it" moment ™️©️®️ 110
Reposted by hannahdiane >:3 @plzstayherewme.northsky.social · 09/07/2025my yellow belt in karate comes out when i’m under extreme duress 021
Reposted by hannahsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/07/2025your own little family unit is used to your quirks and eccentricities and frankly it’s exhausting trying to keep those things hidden from people who don’t live in your world all the time 512227
Reposted by hannahBec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Not seeing a lot Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar on your little best 100 movies of the 21st century ballots….. 6413
Reposted by hannahWeird Paul Petroskey @weirdpaul.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Journal entry this day in 1990: "The truth is, I am horny" 0141
hannah @ruledbybench.bsky.social · 02/06/2025I am obsessed with my wife happy pride everyone 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 110
Reposted by hannahdiane >:3 @plzstayherewme.northsky.social · 01/06/2025why does dream weaver start like that? 031
Reposted by hannahdiane >:3 @plzstayherewme.northsky.social · 30/05/2025my girl’s cheeked up like a tomcat 062
hannah @ruledbybench.bsky.social · 29/05/2025i petition the state of florida to passionately suck my taint raw 000
hannah @ruledbybench.bsky.social · 29/05/2025chng.it/mSGd245L?sfn...chng.itSign the PetitionNot in our name: Women in support of the trans+ community 000
Reposted by hannahsarah scary radziminski @sarahradz.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Something so tiring about adulthood is you have to know everything. What do you mean I have to change the furnace filter and teach a child to ride a bike AND be good at choosing rugs and want to do that 21166
hannah @ruledbybench.bsky.social · 28/05/2025i wish all self-identified "trans widows" a very pleasant cope and seethe ~🌹 000
