Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026@jamesurbaniak.bsky.social hey man in this AT&T commercial, when you pop outta your bunker and tell the delivery guys that you just made some lemonade, is the implication that it’s your pee? I figure fresh water in a bunker could be hard to come by. Thanks 140
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026First time getting a perfect score 😎 Perfect Nine #21 ✅ C 💎 1B 💎 2B 💎 3B 💎 SS 💎 LF 💎 CF 💎 RF 💎 DH 💎 436 / 245 walks (+191) · 🔥9 💎 PERFECT GAME — the optimal lineup perfectnine.ggperfectnine.ggPerfect Nine — Daily Baseball Lineup GameDraft your lineup to hit today's stat target. New game daily at noon ET. 010
Reposted by Rude Gopher MachineBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The Knicks are the most millennial team because it’s a bunch of college friends trying to still hang out and start a podcast together and they all have a job where they work for the devil 101745222
Reposted by Rude Gopher MachineDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Playing on their turf never ever wins, not morally, not politically. Here's a response: "this is a wedge issue targeting kids, getting into their doctors' decisions. Next, they'll come for your hysterectomy, your vasectomy. And it's because they can't talk about the economy." Say Fuck You back 252223494
Reposted by Rude Gopher MachineDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Can we get 10,000 RTs for this 6424061448
Reposted by Rude Gopher MachineStephen Nelson @stephennelson.bsky.social · 08/02/2026The most hilarious content right now: people posting loudly, sincerely and very seriously about watching a Kid Rock performance. Bless their little, non-existent hearts 🤗 9531
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 09/11/2025called my NH senators. Left a message for Maggie Hassan (202) 224-3324 that I can’t wait to vote for whomever primaries her in 2028 130
Reposted by Rude Gopher Machineno. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025applying for jobs again 152235489110
Reposted by Rude Gopher MachineDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening 16996170
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Had the pleasure of meeting Dick Cheney at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 31/10/2025No, it’s not like any other love / This one is different because it sucks 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 28/10/2025A second Will Klein Christmas pajama photo has entered the timeline. My mvp 050
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 23/10/2025All time life moment of trying to remember Gogol’s Dead Souls and coming up with Bobo’s Dead Sea Scrolls 020
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I can’t believe Joe Pera’s tulpa is the current jeopardy champion 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Watching first episode of Task: My wife was so impressed that I knew the answer to the trivia question on the plastic Phillies cup before Mark Ruffalo said it, she had to pause the show 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Woke up from a dream where I was in a restaurant and a line cook was roughly making a cheeseburger on top of my head while I tried to sing this song: 121
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Ooh we ooh I look just like Burger holly Oh oh and you’re mayonnaise tyler Moore 010
Reposted by Rude Gopher Machinemoxie @lorazepalooza.bsky.social · 04/09/2025RFK Jr looks and sounds like the Men In Black alien wearing an Edgarsuit 1624032
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Having to block a dumbass who doesn’t know geography on bluesky, is it the freakin weekend yet 110
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Matt strahm really looks like if Blake snell was in duck dynasty 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Really thought I had a chance to go 30 for 30 on pro mode Daily Walkoff ⚾ #324 30 for 30 Swings: 31 🚀1️⃣: AZ, ATL, BAL, BOS, CHC, CIN, CLE, COL, DET, HOU, KC, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TEX, TOR, WSH 🚀2️⃣: CWS dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 020
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Definitely my best showing on pro mode: Daily Walkoff ⚾ #295 30 for 30 Swings: 36 🚀1️⃣: AZ, BAL, BOS, CWS, CIN, COL, DET, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIN, NYM, NYY, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TEX, TOR, WSH 🚀2️⃣: ATL, CHC, CLE, KC, MIL, OAK dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 120
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 17/05/2025WiFi on the plane to keep my streak alive: Daily Walkoff ⚾ #260 30 for 30 Swings: 47 🚀1️⃣: BAL, BOS, CIN, HOU, LAD, MIA, MIL, NYY, OAK, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, STL, TEX, TOR, WSH 🚀2️⃣: AZ, CHC, CWS, COL, KC, LAA, MIN, SEA, TB 🚀3️⃣: ATL, CLE, DET, NYM dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 030
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 16/05/2025This is how I learned about the “Vedder Cup” Daily Walkoff ⚾ #259 30 for 30 Swings: 52 🚀1️⃣: BAL, CWS, CIN, CLE, DET, LAA, LAD, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PHI, SF, STL, TOR, WSH 🚀2️⃣: ATL, BOS, COL, HOU, MIA, SEA, TEX 🚀3️⃣: AZ, CHC, MIL, PIT, SD, TB 🚀4️⃣: KC dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 020
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Early morning stroll Daily Walkoff ⚾ #250 30 for 30 Swings: 46 🚀1️⃣: ATL, BAL, CHC, CWS, CIN, DET, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PIT, SF, SEA, STL, TEX, TOR, WSH 🚀2️⃣: CLE, PHI, SD, TB 🚀3️⃣: BOS, KC 🚀5️⃣: AZ, COL dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Haase hive wake up Daily Walkoff ⚾ #241 30 for 30 Swings: 70 🚀1️⃣: CWS, CIN, KC, NYM, SD, SEA, TEX 🚀2️⃣: AZ, ATL, CHC, CLE, COL, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIN, NYY, PHI, SF, TOR 🚀3️⃣: BAL, PIT, STL 🚀4️⃣: BOS, DET, HOU, MIL, OAK, TB, WSH dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 020
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Pro mode Sunday Daily Walkoff ⚾ #240 30 for 30 Swings: 73 🚀1️⃣: BOS, CHC, COL, HOU, KC, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, NYM, OAK, SD, SF, WSH 🚀2️⃣: CIN, CLE, PIT, TEX 🚀3️⃣: CWS, NYY, SEA, TB 🚀4️⃣: DET, MIN, STL, TOR 🚀5️⃣: AZ, BAL, PHI 🚀6️⃣+: ATL dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 020
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Is grey Zapel sponsored by settlers of catan? 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Daily Walkoff ⚾ #236 30 for 30 Swings: 104 🚀1️⃣: CLE, DET, PHI, SF, TB 🚀2️⃣: ATL, HOU, KC, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, OAK, SD, SEA, TEX 🚀3️⃣: CIN 🚀4️⃣: CHC, CWS 🚀5️⃣: BAL, BOS, NYY, PIT, STL, TOR 🚀6️⃣+: AZ, COL, LAA, WSH dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 020
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Let’s turn two before my wife wakes up: Daily Walkoff ⚾ #232 30 for 30 Swings: 65 🚀1️⃣: ATL, CIN, LAD, MIL, NYY, SF, SEA, TEX, TOR, WSH 🚀2️⃣: CHC, CWS, CLE, COL, DET, HOU, KC, LAA, MIA, PIT, TB 🚀3️⃣: AZ, BAL, BOS, NYM, SD, STL 🚀4️⃣: MIN, PHI 🚀6️⃣+: OAK dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 120
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Went for a nice walk this morning Daily Walkoff ⚾ #229 30 for 30 Swings: 87 🚀1️⃣: BOS, CHC, CLE, LAD, MIN, NYY, SEA, STL, TEX 🚀2️⃣: AZ, CWS, DET, MIL, TOR 🚀3️⃣: HOU, KC, NYM, PHI, PIT, TB 🚀4️⃣: BAL, CIN, COL, SD, WSH 🚀5️⃣: LAA, MIA, OAK, SF 🚀6️⃣+: ATL dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 030
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Can anyone recommend a good book on the history of the Pirates? Daily Walkoff ⚾ #197 30 for 30 Swings: 54 🚀1️⃣: BAL, CHC, CWS, DET, LAD, MIA, NYM, NYY, OAK, SD, SF, SEA, TEX 🚀2️⃣: AZ, BOS, CIN, CLE, COL, HOU, LAA, MIN, STL, TOR, WSH 🚀3️⃣: ATL, KC, MIL, PHI, TB 🚀4️⃣: PIT dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 000
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Warwick Saupold, I wasn’t familiar with your game: Daily Walkoff ⚾ #195 30 for 30 Swings: 74 🚀1️⃣: BOS, CHC, LAA, LAD, MIN, NYM, SD, SEA, TOR 🚀2️⃣: BAL, CWS, CIN, COL, HOU, MIL, PHI 🚀3️⃣: CLE, KC, MIA, NYY, PIT, STL, WSH 🚀4️⃣: AZ, DET, OAK, TB, TEX 🚀5️⃣: ATL, SF dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 07/03/2025My mind simply could not comprehend when or where Pat Burrell played baseball Daily Walkoff ⚾ #189 30 for 30 Swings: 53 🚀1️⃣: ATL, COL, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TOR, WSH 🚀2️⃣: AZ, BOS, CHC, CWS, CIN, CLE, KC, TEX 🚀3️⃣: BAL, DET, PIT, SD 🚀6️⃣+: PHI dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Once again felled by the pirates of Pittsburgh Daily Walkoff ⚾ #186 30 for 30 Swings: 79 🚀1️⃣: DET, HOU, LAD, NYY, OAK, WSH 🚀2️⃣: ATL, CWS, CLE, LAA, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, PHI, SEA, TB, TOR 🚀3️⃣: AZ, BOS, CHC, CIN, SD, SF 🚀4️⃣: COL, KC 🚀5️⃣: BAL, STL 🚀6️⃣+: TEX 🚀6️⃣+: PIT dailywalkoff.comdailywalkoff.comDaily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia gameA new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all? 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 22/12/20247 hours of red zone football just doesn’t have the same ring to it 020
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 11/12/2024At this point I would swear to become an exclusive customer of any clothing company that promises to never email me 010
Reposted by Rude Gopher Machinemoxie @lorazepalooza.bsky.social · 16/11/2024my husband woke up from a dream this morning where he was in Lord of the Rings, and he was “unstoppable” because he had a gun 051
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024New MyChart message: According to our records – your Primary Care Physician has not seen you in over a year! Dr. Pussy 𝓷𝓮é Vagina has advised that they would like you to schedule your Annual Wellness Exam with them or one of their colleagues. 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 13/10/2024I’ve really been pronouncing Cooper Dejean’s last name as “Dijon” incorrectly this whole time 020
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 13/10/2024Demanding an investigation into the epidemic of QBs wearing #18 in the NFL, after not seeing any once Peyton manning retired; Caleb Williams, Kirk cousins, and now Spencer rattler 110
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 12/10/2024Just ate a walnut for the first time. Tastes like they used tree bark to make packing peanuts 010
Reposted by Rude Gopher Machinemoxie @lorazepalooza.bsky.social · 05/08/2024I’m glad I studied Latin for years so I could explain to be fiancé that “totes magotes” would only be spelled “totēs magotēs” if it were a 3rd declension otherwise it could be “totī magotī” in the 2nd or “totae magotae” in the 1st 022
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 07/07/2024Rhys Hoskins cannot go 1 game without being a little crybaby 010
![a remix of a yoda meme:
after Sending out Treinen 37 times in a row while standing in front of the bullpen at 1:34 am
[picture of Dave Roberts looking dazed and confused]
2:12am... going back for more Treinen
[picture of Dave Roberts walking with a weird facial expression]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:egz5afcri76srzndjucwbaph/bafkreid5nbfkqpaxz6zc2dt2kepflehchfdqq7bozjfvvunvonqhcg3qa4)