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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nature can be great for reflecting on more nuanced points from people like Peter Thiel 👍

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In everything single photo of Nellie Fox I’ve ever seen, he’s had a mouth full of chewing tobacco

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

one of the very few memes I have saved on my phone:

MY DOG WHEN HE'S EATING wearing a patriot hat in front of a don’t tread on me flag.
MY DOG WHEN I’M EATING he’s wearing a Russian hat in front of a Soviet Union flag

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

you being this stupid makes me embarrassed to use this app

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I hereby submit Noodles Hahn for your consideration for today’s baseball name:

Baseball reference page for:
Noodles Hahn
Position: Pitcher
Bats: Left • Throws: Left
5-9, 160lb (175cm, 72kg)
Born: April 29, 1879 in Nashville, TN us

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What I would give to take a sip of original strength hop n’ gator: bsky.app/profile/disc...

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It’s tough reaching them, they all have different moms, but I’ll try again

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The Daves I know couldn’t be reached for comment

Still image of a Sketch from the Kids in the Hall, “the Daves I know”

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’m not sure what’s more surprising, that I could remember Trump sharing AI videos of Hakeem Jeffries in a sombrero, or that a political cartoonist would be referencing this 10 months later for some reason

It’s Hakeem Jeffries in a racist ai video

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I can’t imagine moving to Atlanta in the early 90s to get away from all the big city coastal cocaine and becoming a braves fan during their epic run atop the NL east division

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Also Boy Meets World, Topanga turned down going to Yale

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

a dumb way of saying ponderous and/or slightly pretentious? 🤔

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Travis Kelce
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I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Steve mountainous turned me onto to some pretty cool stuff in this vid:

Screenshot of an Amoeba “what’s in my bag” video with Stephen Malkmus but my closed captioning has him saying his name is Steve mountainous

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

could you say the Dodgers had a Feducciary duty to bring him back?

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

short for Kelsey ‘Sully’ Sullenberger

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Haven’t lived in WA in a few years, is goodspaceguy still running in every election?

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Sorry I’m watching baseball and it comes on every commercial break. My wife thinks it’s just normal lemonade but I bet it’s a pee joke. Appreciate you

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

@jamesurbaniak.bsky.social hey man in this AT&T commercial, when you pop outta your bunker and tell the delivery guys that you just made some lemonade, is the implication that it’s your pee? I figure fresh water in a bunker could be hard to come by. Thanks

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Reminds me of these guys that I would always see on the 101

Sign for Andersen’s pea soup in Buellton California. The 2 guys are names Hap-pea and Pea-wee

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Penne pizza is a real thing in some places, haven’t heard of a macaroni variety tho

Slice of pizza with penne pasta baked on and vodka sauce

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Rest in piss Stinkball, hope you stay forever thirsty in hell with nary a swill of beer to be found

Graham writes about that family in his memoir, explaining how his mother and father raised him in the back of the segregated bar they ran in the rural town of Central, South Carolina. He took baths with water heated on the stove, and shared a bathroom with patrons who worked at a nearby mill plant.
When customers stepped away to the restroom, Graham would sneak swigs of their beers and puffs of their cigarettes, earning himself the nickname Stinkball, which
"everyone in the bar except my parents called me."
Though he writes that "parents would probably lose custody of their children today if they let them behave as independently and as rascally as I did," Graham says living at the Sanitary Cafe was "a great way to grow up."

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Is Manfred fighting some kind of illness? He coughed during the last pick and looks like he’s been blowing his nose backstage

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I completely forgot about the Jayce Tingler era

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Thank you sir for reminding everyone that Better Things Are Not Possible. You are truly built for this moment !

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

My wife and I just had our first kid 3 weeks ago. I feel incredibly fortunate that there weren’t any major complications w/r/t the delivery, and that despite being so tired all the time, we all seem to be adjusting as best we can

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I think he posted this one right after another injury and being on a lot of painkillers

Brandon McCarthy tweet from 2015: my penis looks ridiculous when i take a bath

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

The Knicks are the most millennial team because it’s a bunch of college friends trying to still hang out and start a podcast together and they all have a job where they work for the devil

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Playing on their turf never ever wins, not morally, not politically. Here's a response: "this is a wedge issue targeting kids, getting into their doctors' decisions. Next, they'll come for your hysterectomy, your vasectomy. And it's because they can't talk about the economy." Say Fuck You back

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Excited for a new platform plank of “Democrats on Trampolines”

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I remember being in Pre-K and seeing my teacher at Blockbuster one night. I incredulously asked her “why aren’t you at school??” Because I thought she lived at school and it was her house I visited M-F

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Hearing him say “I’m pleasured to introduce” instead of “I’m pleased” was incredible though

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I had me A-levels exams canceled and things of that nature

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Idk who this dude is, but I can appreciate that he’s the only person rocking that hairstyle outside of Adam Devine’s character in the Righteous Gemstones

Adam Devine in a promo photo for the Righteous Gemstones. He’s got that faux hawk spiked hairstyle

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Damn I had no idea he started his career on the Steelers, only remembered the his swan song in KC after being on the Pats

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

The inclusion of Styx’s Renegade seems especially egregious then

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Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

My favorite accessory on his outfit: bsky.app/profile/park...

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