Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Reminds me of Heatmiser’s last record 020
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026one of the very few memes I have saved on my phone: 011
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I hereby submit Noodles Hahn for your consideration for today’s baseball name: 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Daves I know couldn’t be reached for comment 160
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’m not sure what’s more surprising, that I could remember Trump sharing AI videos of Hakeem Jeffries in a sombrero, or that a political cartoonist would be referencing this 10 months later for some reason 0110
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I can’t imagine moving to Atlanta in the early 90s to get away from all the big city coastal cocaine and becoming a braves fan during their epic run atop the NL east division 71205
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Steve mountainous turned me onto to some pretty cool stuff in this vid: 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Reminds me of these guys that I would always see on the 101 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Penne pizza is a real thing in some places, haven’t heard of a macaroni variety tho 480
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Rest in piss Stinkball, hope you stay forever thirsty in hell with nary a swill of beer to be found 0220
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I think he posted this one right after another injury and being on a lot of painkillers 1180
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Idk who this dude is, but I can appreciate that he’s the only person rocking that hairstyle outside of Adam Devine’s character in the Righteous Gemstones 020
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 20/04/2026An underrated part of living in New Orleans was seeing weird little guys like these in my house/yard. I don’t miss the swarming termites or roaches 040
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I thought it was a bit to put “presented by AARP” on all their publicity photos but maybe it’s true? 250
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I’m getting more of a Mac resemblance 041
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I’ve never learned the context for this photo of Johnny Cash eating cake with his bare hands in a bush(?), but it’s one of my favorites 041
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I think everyone in my office just heard me say “oh c’mon” when I got to this part 120
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Let’s remember some Andy Dodgers; here’s Andy LaRoche who I’ll always remember for being traded to get Manny Ramirez. 140
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Today marks a year of daily walkoffs for me, thank you for helping me remember an innumerable amount of guys 120
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Was this taken during the same photoshoot for the Tunnel of Love album cover? 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Jerry Jeudy’s Big Bird tweets are hall of fame worthy: 050
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I always thought Brightsiders would be your Star Wars, rip 1180
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Yanks tried their darndest to prevent this 150
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Do these boomers actually believe that they can nail the outro to Hey Jude 020
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Always advise buying low on a guy who is described as “dumb as rocks” 1150
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 07/08/2025My favorite 36 year old rookie, Takashi Saito is my #1 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2025It didn’t work for Obama, but maybe it’ll work for you 2542
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 06/06/2025After the playing today I had to look up Pat Rapp, his photo has the most tongue I’ve ever seen on baseball reference 010
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 26/04/2025My walk off streak has now met the Mariners win total in 2001: 110
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Also in New Orleans, at Snake n’ Jake’s Christmas Club Lounge, we bought this dog a shot of dog kibble 150
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 31/07/2024Come for the pastrami, stay for the extended commentary on a random fan who is now known as “drink and phone guy” 110
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 14/06/2024Thank you. It might be the Bia hơi talking, but something tells me I might now be on the trail of a Tom Martin shirsey soon. PS this purchase was way overdue: 150
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 14/06/2024@davidjroth.bsky.social sitting on a rooftop in Hanoi, seeing a Baltimore orioles shirsey walk past and then realizing it’s for George Sherrill. Any chance I could get your rating? 4421
Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · 27/05/2024I always thought it meant lookin like Mac tonight 000
