iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

That's always the best. Ive recently started up again and that feeling of possibility and inspiration is always awesome. Good luck!

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 11h

No joke one time I woke up with a fully formed idea and started excitedly telling my wife about it, then stopped talking. My wife said what? That was pretty good. I said Its Akira. I suddenly realized I was writing Akira.

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 22h

Im tired of seeing all these young hot NFL head coaches. An NFL coach should be 380 pounds and have a mustache you could hide a raccoon in.

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Reading The Devils as my first Joe Abercrombie book, and I fucking love it. One of my favorite things is reading an author you have heard about but have never read and then having a dozen new books in your to read list

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Im about to raid the shit outta this lost ark"

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I honestly think that things started going downhill when they changed the star to a heart

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You know I have been a supporter for a long time but they've finally gone too far. Just inappropriate.

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Bad Hand Books @badhandbooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A friendly reminder from The Management.

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is explicitly about not understanding why I keep writing, and I thought of an answer tonight. I keep writing these things because fuck all this soul destroying bullshit and fuck all the people that perpetuate it. Maybe it is useless and worthless but its mine. Its fucking mine.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Do you know what the word nemesis means?"

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ya know you never seem to hear about the Wicker Woman, do you? #ally

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I saw this at work and started shouting the answer and had to physically clap my hand over my mouth before it escaped

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AI company: We are openly committing cyber crimes, because we are negelent and nobody seems to be stopping us. The Media: Clearly these genius prophets have created a digital god

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every day I write new words to feed to the machine Words never seen Like Fligget, Brozene Every day it feeds me all the words in an attack Boomerang right back A psychic wolf pack Tomorrow, again Until one of us wins

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

(slowly losing my shit voice) I love to do the dishes every day

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If I see anyone talking to one of these stupid chatbot Tamagotchis in public I am going to wedgie them so hard that their mom will call my high school principal to complain

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is probably going to get me canceled, but Im just going to go ahead and say it: the University of Michigan marching band has way too many trombones. Half the population of Ann Arbor in this stadium playing trombone. The music shop all outta clarinets or something? Get the fuck outta here

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I swear I can't get over the Slut Gnomes on Jeopardy thing. Its like a secret joke just for us weirdos and I love it

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I saw this tonight and started to explain it to my coworker and then seeing her face just gave up and laughed to myself

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The only reboot the world needs is the G4 original gameshow Hurl, which featured 5 contestants participating in an eating contest followed immediately by a human gyroscope, last one to barf wins $1000. Shout out to these real American Heroes. youtu.be/UwxPTCLyWYE?...

youtu.be

[1080p] Hurl! Episode 3 - NASA NAuSeA

YouTube video by Blast Processing

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

See folks, this right here is what this site is for. If youre talking about some shit you saw on the news, youre fucking it up for the rest of us

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

One day of vegan eating got me banned from using the downstairs bathroom at work

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Currently working on a book titled Just Leave My Phone Charger Where it Is You Goddamn Monsters: A Parents Tale

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The audio versions of the Murderbot Diaries are awesome. The Rook by Daniel O Malley, Hench by Natalie Zed

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My attempts to add a little Goth flair to my wardrobe are instantly derailed because my older brother keeps calling me The BabaDork

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Here's the back cover and the front matter

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Yeah I believe its the first US edition. Last time I was in Traverse City I got Going Postal signed, so this city has been good to me, Pratchett-wise

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Found at Landmark Books , Traverse City, MI

Picture of the cover of Terry Pratchett Men at Arms

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Pyramid Head's real name is Phillip Johansen. They only call him Pyramid Head because of his poor hat choices.

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Guys you can rest easy. I think im going to write something self indulgent and interesting only to me again. I plan on posting it and sharing it publicly to the complete indifference of my friends family and the world at large. This is my move.

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You guys I sculpted a mud golem in my back yard and placed the fobidden Scroll of Life within its head and there's around a 10% chance that it will become an unstoppable killing machine that will eventually murder every human on earth.

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A Kermit and Miss Piggy threesome is my only celebrity hall pass

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

We are stranded on a hostile planet that's orbiting a treacherous star. Everyone and everything we love dies. But yes, I am ready for some football

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I saw Onslaught yesterday which turned out to be a really cool retro feeling action movie. Takes a minute for it to ramp up but once it starts rolling its pretty decent. I like a movie that knows exactly what it is and just leans into it. No underlying message, just a whole bunch of shooting. B-

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

i watch what i eat bc toxins can seep into your breast milk and i don’t want to poison my cat

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Currently working on a song titled "Knockin' Boots (In the Lights of Roku City)"

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The most disheartening thing has been revealed by GenAI is just how many people are okay with less than mediocre shit. "Eh. Good enough" kills the joy and craft of making excellent things. Part of the awe of seeing something beautifully crafted is knowing the difficulty in achieving the effect.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 29/03/2024

[last supper] Jesus: *raising chalice* let us sup Judas: what's sup? Jesus: Not much what's up with you lmao Judas: this is the last straw

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Truly a September to Remember

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Do you think they mean he is dancing very enthusiastically while nude, or is he hard and also dancing?

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So many people didnt understand that HE was the villain of the movie

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Bad news you fucking dorks: Harry Potter sucked before Rowling revealed herself to be an unrelenting piece of shit. I saw an adult man wearing a Griffindor scarf last fall and my second hand embarrassment was so powerful it triggered my gag reflex.

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Skipper on the streets, Gilligan between the sheets

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The Fury is skeptical of your plans

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