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Were-Ralph

@rpullins.bsky.social
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Writer, aging punk, Father of the Year semi-finalist. THIS is what happens, Larry. ralphpullins.com

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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here's the back cover and the front matter
Front matyer from the bookBack cover of the book
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Found at Landmark Books , Traverse City, MI
Picture of the cover of Terry Pratchett Men at Arms
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Monument in Louisville KY, commemorating the first uncle to pull off the Pull My Finger gag.
Statue depicting a main pointing g at something
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So my kid randomly brought home a @richardkadrey.bsky.social book for him to read on our vacation. He said have you ever heard of this guy? And I was like yeah dingus Ive been telling you how awesome he is for years. I have a million of his books, including a signed Sandman Slim. Jeez.
The cover of The Pale House Devil by Richard Kadrey that my kid brought home
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
You guys check out this hair stuff my kid brought back from Japan
Hair pomade from Japan called Cock Grease XXtra hard.  Slogan says Keep it up all day
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Meme featuring the end scene of Neon Genesis Evangelion with an added triceratops
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Bootleg Grendel magnet I made this afternoon for the car
Bootleg Grendel magnet I made this afternoon
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Holy shit look at what i just found at my library for a buck fifty a piece:
A picture of Pyramids by Terry Pratchett, and Spook Country and Zero History by William Gibson
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Anyway, here's what I did between 9 and 10 PM at work today. Words are from the @propagandhi.com song At Peace
A pencil sketch of a broken black circle and the words Nothing worth having co.es without some kind of fight.  Have to kick at the darkness til it bleeds daylight.
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
These condoms I got from the Renaissance Faire aren't working at all
A picture of a washing machine drain filter that kinda looks like a chain mail condom
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
A coworker showed me the puzzle book she bought today and I said holy shit I know the guy that wrote that! @ghostwoods.bsky.social you're blowing up out here my friend!
A picture of the book Murder Most Puzzling by Tim Dedopolos
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
You have to wonder if turning the states against the federal government is a great strategy. If only there were some historical examples to guide us.
Jason Bate.an in Dodgeball sati g its a bold strategy Cotton let's see of it pays off
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Fuck this result. I'd rather get 10th
Screenshot showing I got second place in Fantasy Football
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The problem with having this book sitting on my toilet is I end up singing that stupid song for twenty minutes after every piss
The book The end of the world as we know it, sitting on the tank of my toiket
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Not gonna lie, this one fucked me up a little. Excellent work by @joshmalerman.bsky.social
A picture of the Novel Incidents Around the House by Josh Malerman.
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Pretty nice weekend we've got happening here.
A block with my axe and sloyd and a spoon blank
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Come on Employment Jelly do your thing
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Bought this book for 75 cents because it reminded me of the worlds that @greatdismal.bsky.social created. The reveal of the Gabriel Hounds designer in Zero History remains one of my favorite reading experiences.
The cover of Mary Stewart's book the Gabriel Hounds
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
How the hell have I only just now heard of Boris Indrikov? This is amazing
Image of Carpe Diem by Boris Indrikov
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
This is surreal. They set the cage up just outside the Best Furniture Outlet. Kinda has a Night at The Museum feel haha
The cage is set up outside the Best Furniture Outlet
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I am, no shit, at an MMA event in Lansing MI in a goddamn half defunct mall. I heard that all areas have two malls: the one that people go to and the one that people USED to go to. This is definitely the latter.
Pic of the outside of the Lansing Mall, where I am attending an MMA event.
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No cheating post your lock screen. This is a pic of the Angel Michael standing on the head of Lucifer. Statue is at the Grotto of Redemption in West Bend Iowa. Drive three hours out of our way through a Derecho to see it
Shot of my lock screen
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This dedication. Oof
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Well I guess I am going to try to read The Shepherds Crown again...
Cover of Terry Pratchetts last book, the Shepherds Crown
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
And in my Nephew's closet I found this relic:
A copy of my novel Anti artists with the original cover.
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
If you haven't been to a funeral at a UAW hall, are you even a Michigander?
The rug at this UAW hall
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
50 Cent: You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub Me: Ah yes. I am also there, behaving normally.
A bottle of clam infused tomato juice called Clam Club, found at the Walmart in Boone, NC
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Of all the incredible murals in Detroit, this has to be my favorite
A big stupid banner advertising Mountain Dew
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Good morning Detroit. You're looking beautiful
Picture of the view of the city from my hotel window
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This is the one. Seriously looked rad as hell in Black and Yellow
Image of Spider Man #1 cover by MacFarlane
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This has infuriated me and has turned me against all birds. In response I have flicked my cockatiel right in her orange spot.
My dumb ass bird just before I kicked her ass in one on one combat
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
"The existential dread of ekeing out a life worth living in this completely failed society"
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Ah yes Springtime in Michigan. Excellent stuff.
A bunch of snowy shit on April 10.
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Need an extra cm or two of "in the red" volume here.
Screenshot of me childishly drawing extra imaginary volume on my phone.
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My copy is pretty busted.
Well read copy of 1984 by Orwell
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
From the Mothman Museum. Well worth a stop for sure .
Various versions of Mothman from the official Mothman Museum in Point Pleasant WV.
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Guess who had some soup and needs a moustache trim? This guy!
Pic of my stained shirt after dribbling soup all down the front of myself like a toddler.
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Most don't know this, but beloved 1980s stuffed animals the Pound Puppies were originally created to be sex toys, but to the horror and embarrassment of their parents, young kids kept finding and hugging them. Apparently the original version is still sold in specialty shops under the name HumpPups
Image of a Pound Puppies toy from the 1980s
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Never seen them in the same place before have you?
Screen Grab of Louis Gosset Jrs alien character in Enemy Mine
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Hot damn look who got some treats in the mail today! I have read them both a while ago, borrowed from the library, but these are ones that have been missing from my personal collection. Might read them again due to the extreme radness of both books.
Pic of the Rook by Daniel O'Malley and Agency by William Gibson, both extremely rad books
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Serving hard time in Ice Jail
Picture of big ass icicles visible through my living room window.  Kinda looks like the bard of an icy jail cell.
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
In the graphic novel I am reading a samurai beheads someone with the sound word THOK and I bet that's exactly what it would sound like. I think I'll go over to the neighbors with this sword to test it out and also discuss the importance of bagging after your arthritic poodle shits in a shared space.
Picture of a page from the Image Comics Graphic Novel Falling in Love on the Path To Hell showing a samurai beheading someone
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
A small delightful gift from my wife arrived today. She is Ducking Awesome.
A small crocheted duck holding a sign that says POSITIVE DUCK I may be a tiny duck but I believe in you Go do your thing.  You're ducking awesome
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I think we can all agree this is just too many vidas
Screenshot of the cover for the game 99Vidas.  Also implied but unseen, the Jolly Green Giant is exposing his penis which is just a large zucchini.
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Cat threatening a clearly terrified dog with a knife
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Well now you're partially responsible for this. I hope you're proud of yourself.
Screenshot of a brilliant post of mine about Goro trying to find a winter coat
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation
A package labeled chicken paws
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Gigantic hairy dog takes up half of my office! More at 11
Big ass dog sleeping on my office floor
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
6'2, 300 lbs Review Analyst, local insurance company.
Pic of my dumb face looking like a lunatic
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
What's the best movie soundtrack?
Image of the cover of the soundtrack for the movie Singles
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