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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 3h
Wait is this from a place in culver city? Cause I feel like I had something super similar last time I was in LA
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Kimberly Spirit 👻🪦 @kimspirit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
post a meme made by you I hope parodies count
"if it sucks, hit da bricks" da sharezone meme but it's Samoa Joe walking away from a dive attack. It says,

"just walk out. You can leave! Work, social thing, moonsault, springboard, crossbody, tope suicida, plancha, flying nothing, cops if you're quick, company named in sex trafficking lawsuit. If it sucks... Hit da bricks! Real winners quit."
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 3h
Lifehack: these fit perfectly into the machine cup holders at the gym in case you need a quick protein pick me up during your work out
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Kiley @kileywrestling.bsky.social · 8h
Marked safe from Cody Rhodes 2nd AEW run
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 7h
Finally, Non alcoholic seltzer! And they said it couldn't be done!
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Old Nrrd @djnrrd.com · 10h
Your favourite tag team's favourite tag team
Richey James and Nicky Wire from Manic Street Preachers, looking all glam and slutty
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aanand @aanand
Every Michael Mann movie is about a guy who just needs to get through this week
4:10 PM • 8/12/21
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
heedra
so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was REAL sicko hours tonight I'll tell you that much
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beautiful night tonight in which my kitchen coworker I almost never work with became my new best friend because I found out he liked wrestling and we ganged up on our assistant manager is truly a night to remember
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xio coquette dragoon but a dog 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @tragicallyyuri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🥺🩷🤍🧡
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
' drag for straight men' or ' redneck soap operas' is typically how I'll refer to it. I actually like the grappling a lot, even tho getting the one ring story telling across is a skill in it self
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Really, my only crowning achievement at work has been pulling every single one of my co-workers who likes wrestling out of the closet and bringing us together and making wrestling like a communal hobby at work
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Little man had two escape attempts today and he is still plotting
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Llewellyn @llewellynrose.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
more creatures! Annihilation, The Ritual, Attack the Block, The Descent
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Nashville Banner @nashvillebanner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In a stunning announcement Tuesday afternoon, Christa Pike’s attorneys said she is “conscious and speaking” almost a week after surviving Tennessee’s attempt to execute her. ✍️ @iamstevenhale.bsky.social
nashvillebanner.com
Christa Pike is awake, talking days after botched execution - Nashville Banner
Christa Pike is conscious and speaking following a failed lethal injection execution attempt last week, lawyers say. Her long-term prognosis remains unclear.
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 06/10/2026
Sega be like yeah let us put an atom bomb in a coke can on a random Monday
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 06/10/2026
I mean this earnestly and politely: what did they think was going to happen???
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching mom pour more and more rum into the fruit salad and then she says "it'll burn off" and I think to myself "burn off how" about an hour before everyone is loaded at the family Christmas party but hasn't had a sip to drink
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really don't think one can be too harsh enough about the decision to break up the shield, and the creative bankruptcy it resulted in. Side note: Dean Ambrose was SO peggable. Like God damn.
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tracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gaia online making anti-genAI posts i knew we could always trust u
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dani kruse @danipanteez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the great fairy for #linktober
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I fucking hate October so fucking much. I am sorry if you love it. I also used to love it when I was fortunate enough to not live in Salem and maybe someday this insane exploitive witch tourist bs will end and I will be lucky enough to love it again but right now I want to tear my fucking skin off
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trans lives are more important than Harry Potter. Read another fucking book, watch another fucking show.
THIS SITE IS HARRY POTTER FREE
Lookin for it? Leave.
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is really annoying that all discussions of “restorative justice” have centered around a gaming youtuber and not a woman on death row with two botched executions
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I want one thing from my intermittent fame, it is to be as fondly remembered as Peter Lorre was; a staunchly pro-union actor who animators kept putting in cartoons as way of middle finger to their bosses. I can think of no greater honour.
Peter Lorre
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/10/2026
Children of the future will think this very real footage of the dementia-addled Nazi pedophile who controls our nuclear arsenal selling the Stone Cold Stunner from Steve Austin as poorly as any human being ever has is AI, and you know, I'm fine with that
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Getting this as a tramp stamp
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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dipshit @chigbarg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the replies to this contain 100,000 variations of the "sickos" comic with different self-insert fursonas in them and that's beautiful
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 06/10/2026
(scientist whose job it is to name newly discovered pokemon) I think I am just gonna name this one the thing it says
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Skip Bolden 💙🎬🎞️ @skipbolden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Dunwich Horror (1970) directed by Daniel Haller, and starring Sandra Dee, Dean Stockwell and Ed Begley.
The Dunwich Horror (1970)
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kidd bandit @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yall don’t understand i absolutely needed to make the transgender pro wrestling show fallout new vegas themed
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some bull shit the collage kids (we usually hear it from America's 'best and brightest' over at MIT and Harvard) where if they make it in 30 seconds before close we still serve them a drink. Like, do you knuckleheads not fucking understand what last call is and how it works?
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.
Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot.
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm convinced it's this, or that he is such an old school company man that he feels/has been made to feel that he owes Vince some debt he can never repay. Cause you would think between his seemingly liberal politics and lack of intent to return to wrestling,he'd have an easier time cutting the cord
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
POV: A group of guys walks into your bar a minute before close. The lights are on, you are cleaning, you calmly explain to them that last call was 29 minutes ago. They say 'what no 30 second rule? Not even for us???' and give you this look.
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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N.A. Pearson 🇵🇸🚩 @napearson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sonic 3 and Cuckolds. Is this anything
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a free book reward I need to use up by the end of the week but I also just used like three nook rewards so idk what to get right now....
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My cat is my one constant companion in this life. She takes vacations with me. Sleeps next to me every night. I hate to admit the amount of potential partners I've been hitting it off with but kicked to the curb the first time I brought them home and their reaction to her was lacking.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay so, I don't think Willi has ever had a Churu so I'm not actually sure what he'd do.
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