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Niko

@rorke.bsky.social
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Handsome model baby man had tube time today
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Willi and his namesake.
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Little man had two escape attempts today and he is still plotting
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Getting this as a tramp stamp
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can go to the beer garden but you must answer his riddles three
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't have those Aja sweatpants but I do have a different and possibly more cursed pair of Aja sweatpants
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the other costume I ordered for licorice by the way it hasn't arrived yet but there will be pictures once it does
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bought my cat is hot dog costume so we can go as the dancing hot dog and frog butler from The King of Rock 'N' Roll music video for halloween
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Big yawn from a big baby man
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bruins rn
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was trying to Google the dirty martini variant of that one cigarette shirt and accidently clicked on the AI and now it's saying some insane out of pocket shit to me and I need I an adult.
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New tattoo idea just dropped
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The vibes in the house right now after two extra dirty blue cheese martinis, and a dozen dollar oysters among other things.
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh big dumb idiot baby boy update from this weekend. He still hates the polka band.
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today sucked but the girls were sitting
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
6 hours into my 12 hours Octoberfest shift. Please don't be mean to me or I'll cry
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Back at it* again *Picking up the contents of my pull box and cashing in my rewards points on WCW card packs that I can open while I get the fried chicken lunch special at the BBQ place up the street
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dropped my boyfriend off at work and ran into our boss. Wound up doing Mlíkos with him and he gave me a sticker he designed for the Salem hell month that is October
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The cutlet counter giveth
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There was a guy selling koozies he printed and he had a Sensational Sherri one and I almost screamed. Best purchase of the weekend.
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Licorice watching me do last minute packing for the camping trip this weekend and clearly has some opinions on that
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My boyfriend has a new roommate and that new roommate has a cat. This is Trash Can and I love her
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm not supposed to be buying anymore t shirts but one of the bootleg sites I follow dropped the most insane KitH shirt and I may break that self imposed rule
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Here are my two $20 lobster from that same bar. The beer was $2 and the draft lines are immaculate. I'm pretty sure it's the closest to heaven I can get to on earth
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's very important to me that we acknowledge how photogenic my handsome and wonderful boyfriend is
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I stayed late at work to help out with prep and came out to this bad Larry parked next to me
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Also the same energy
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Same energy
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Someone please venmo me 12k Thanks
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Me with my bluesky mutuals
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's the 4th of shit or whatever
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I was trying to crop that shirt but okay cool
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Man, it's a hot one
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
She woke me up by opening up the door that leads into the garage and then when I told her to cut it out she made this face at me
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Awwwwww BAWston you're my home Bawndum babadum babadum babadum
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Willi our brewery cat is very playful but not particularly cuddly so the fact that he wants to hang out at my feet and head butt my leg is making me so happy😊
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Watching anything from January 2020 that has not mentioned the date until that moment is like walking down the street minding your business and suddenly getting slapped in the face
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
🥰
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I drank 8billion beers at the Renfaire and never want to see another beer again
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My boyfriend is SUPER into Jem, but has never seen GI Joe. Despite this I have been explaining to him for months that the world has never been more ready for a Jem and GI Joe specifically Cold Slither cross over mini series. And then today I get this text from him. I literally manifested this
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's sitting a little crooked right now because I need to fix the back support. I accidentally yanked it out of place when I was fixing the ears. But other then that it's done
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I think I just found And unauthorized self-published biography of Elaine May in the beach little free library and am unreasonably excited about this
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A beach hates to see me coming
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Has anyone seen the cat? I can't seem to find her.
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
To quote the great Boston poet. Jonathan Richman 'I'm in love with Massachusetts '
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My friend who's super into handhelds had to talk me out of getting some big fuck you thing since I only wanted a bigger one to emulate PS2 games. After he talked me down I spent $60 on everything I needed to get this set up and it plays everything from Gen I -V with out issue.
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I made an egg salad sandwich this morning out of the pickled eggs from the cold bar. This is my crowning achievement in the kitchen. I have peaked.
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bring me my big ol beer!!!
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Niko @rorke.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My boyfriend just surprised me with these and wow he knows me so well 😊🖤
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