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Rorich Hayle

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Ask me about Augustus Caesar, I dare you

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 15h
New strong candidate for best sentence of journalism in 2026 just dropped in this wild Kimberly Guilfoyle story from WSJ “‘Honey please I need you to get this done for me today,’ she texted [Eric] Deters, adding a prayer hands emoji and a PDF with bill payment instructions from American Express.”
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Exclusive | ‘Honey Please’: Kimberly Guilfoyle Pushed Donor to Pay Her $100,000 Amex Bill
Text messages with a MAGA ally show Guilfoyle seeking funds and offering access to top administration officials before becoming ambassador to Greece.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 19h
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JD Vance's Side Eye at VP Debate
ALT: JD Vance's Side Eye at VP Debate
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mara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 21h
my dick wide like ps3
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Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The reason people love the Ea-nāṣir story is less the vitriol and more the fact that we couldn’t be more culturally different from a 4000 years dead Sumerian but we can totally relate. It shows us that no matter our superficial differences people are just people.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 07/07/2026
BARRET: our cause is lost. shinra will bring the world to ruin. we fought for nothing TIFA: the one man i care about is lying about everything and also tried to kill me AERITH: i'm dead. mayyybe??? CLOUD: i love murder and potentially not existing RED XIII: been getting into queen's blood lately
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Jon Kimball @jonkimball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This really made me think
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look at my mechanics dawg my car is fucked 😭
the golden kamuy cast in a collab with a car? parts? company? theyre dressed as mechanics
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Megane Top Gun @dauragon.com · 30/09/2026
It's not even close either
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Elliot 🫪 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i did in fact forget that Fire Emblem Shadows existed at all, and was flashbanged by nintendo emailing me a pic of lion fursona Dietrich… yes i understand that posting this is just doing free advertising for gacha, but what am i gonna do, NOT expose my followers to lion fursona Dietrich??
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Brendan Graeber @raggafragga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So there's 120 gifts in Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave, and spread across 60 characters, trying to catalogue their reactions to each for our guide may just kill me. Currently making Cai try every flavor of "Ghosh" and it feels a lot like this.
a mockup of a fake Youtube thumbnail in the style of "trying every flavor of (blank)!" The title of the video is "We Tried EVERY Flavor of Ghosh!!" featuring some photoshopped bottles of kombucha, and Cai and Eshmel making youtuber reaction faces in the corner. I hate it here.
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chat, do we think the pivot is working
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Completely dog brained strategy. Not only do you alienate your base but Anyone who votes based off their transphobia already thinks Talarico and all Dems want to force mandatory transitions on every American. You’ll never win them over and you shouldn’t even try
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Sam Howitt @samuelhowitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEW BLOG POST: Revisiting Kingdom Hearts II again made me realise that it's about moving on. pixpen.co.uk/2026/09/23/a...
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After Summer – Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix
I remember long summer holidays as a child. For a long while, it never got in my head that some day those would just stop happening. It wasn’t until I reached adulthood and left education that the …
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 16/05/2026
they caught the leader of the chuunibyou liberation front. turns out it's actually really easy to find someone when they spend a bunch of time being mysterious on rooftops.
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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colin feral @sal.gay · 17/09/2026
That’s my situation too
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony Sopranos Man has a gunblade from FF8
The whole meme is FF8
Keep that in mind
Tony Soprano selects attack
Paulie with his hand up
FF8 text
"Ay, put that thing away Tone"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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ɛ̃fini @mountvapehelens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*approaching middle age at lightspeed voice* they change the packaging on shit for pets too fucking often. it's like they have to do it every quarter or some shit. this is fucked. do you see how fucked this is
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Charlemagne Grove @charlemagnegrove.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Nova Crystallis @novacrystallis.com · 15/09/2026
can't believe you'd leak this
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Emmett Watkins Jr @ejsponge61.com · 14/09/2026
showed your mom the wonders of O last night lmao
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
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Sophie @sophiefrommars.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
anthropeum.com a game that will make you say things like "when did islam really get poppin'?", "nigeria recently, you son of a bitch!" and "damn the mayans were cooking"
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Anthropeum
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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Rorich Hayle @rorichyrich.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is a banger of an essay
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Häschen Schwartz🐰👑VILLAINOUS VTUBER @schwartzsama.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just noticed a hero pulling out his randomly generated cards to choose between 3 skills and attacks. Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my dungeon.
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"fairness in women's sports" is literally just "ethics in games journalism" like this is the same thing this is part of the same playbook dawg
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Eric @uwebollocks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The only tribute that matters today
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
looking at the difference between the switch 1 and 2 versions and. I'm sorry. is that _realtime_ high resolution shadowing in a game where _all the objects and lights are fully static_? Just... bake them...???
danganronpa 2x2 screenshot - left, switch 2, has hyperdetailed leaf shadowing. right has big blob.
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roo @roobun.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
About to show nebelheim a real incident
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/09/2026
i know after having his loyalty betrayed big boss took money from war criminals to fund his dream but this is a bit on the nose
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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Guess what? You can also just leave people alone. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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‘This is colonialism for clicks’: the influencers attempting to meet and film the world’s most isolated tribes
A new breed of adventurer is chasing internet fame by targeting uncontacted peoples. Critics say they are risking the wellbeing of these remote communities – and their own lives
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Neo Monster Island @neomonsterisland.com · 04/09/2026
GODZILLA AND KONG ARE FUCKING
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the fuck is this kink supposed to be?
official government account for HHS tweet from rfk jr with an ai generated image of rfk at a table with jd vance, rfk has a steak in front of him but for some reason, he is joyfully spoon feeding jd vance a bowl of noodles or sauerkraut as marc rubio lurks behind a beam nibbling on a pop tart (i think)

Secretary Kennedy
Join the party, @SecRubio.
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Dakota DeGarmo (Commissions open) @dakotamacdoodle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
metal slug (1996)
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
are there any kai leng stans out there. has anyone ever made a kai leng fancam
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
burnham: its all just a show...the prime minister doesnt actually rule england snake: then who does? burnham: they're called the windsors. i can't say any more. good luck. snake: colonel, just who are the windsors? campbell: i'm doing everything i can to find out, snake.
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 29/08/2026
friend was streaming ffxiv running on dlss5 and im gonna see these creatures when i go to bed
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
four and a half seasons into mad men and i think this is like the mona lisa of guys cheating on their wives. don draper is the michael jordan of infidelity
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