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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cheers bruh
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
probably not going to be a good week if i’m watching this video wistfully on a fucking chewsday youtu.be/OD3Tq13ZuLg
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Congratulations sailer, you made it to friday
YouTube video by N0tAbyss
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
another big dog shout out to john-o-thon oliver for validating me and bringing attention to something i have screamed about for years
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
big dog energy. on god #god
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nothing makes you feel more appreciated than the 22 minute gap between your friend liking your post and them responding to it with a customized edited image. shout out to the big dog connor #connorsquad
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
requesting permission to go full joker
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
but she’s just a sweet baby!!!
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
it really used to be like this. we had so much work to do then but it was optimistic and felt feasible. can anybody hear me down here. youtu.be/at_f98qOGY0
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The World Is Just Awesome (Boom De Yada) | Discovery
YouTube video by Discovery
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sonja @hangry-ghost.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Gonna start selling little tags that you can put on your MyPillow that say, “I bought this before I knew he was crazy”
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 18/05/2026
today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
youtu.be/kClwJxgmrgk
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We Are Charlie Kirk (Japanese Dub) (Nightcore)
YouTube video by Pigeon
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the more i learn about the titan submersible the more unbelievable it is
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ramona the vektroid @vektroid.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
the avocado BLT is widely regarded as the mother of all sandwiches
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
life sucks man the cashier was absolutely chopping it up with the last customer and I just got rang up completely normal style
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
happy fathers day to my dad who, regardless of his endless flaws and countless mistakes, did the right thing for me at the end of the day (died)
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
listening to the audiobook half his age and this book is as well written and direct as it is narsty (complimentary)
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I just want what any guy wants: to be crushed to death by Julie Andrews driving a monster truck
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Folks,
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
once again humbly requesting ann reardon of ‘how to cook that’ lead a council of other well adjusted people who get to decide if families are allowed to put their kids in youtube videos
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Colin Campbell @raleighreporter.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Came across my ideal street address the other day
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
In my Tomodachi Life file..... ZAYN MALIK fell in love with my own mii, but when he was telling me this LOUIS TOMLINSON (wearing a skull mask btw) showed up and declared that he was also in love with me and my mii chose him instead........... wow
Zayn's mii says, "I have feelings for Lilly. I've got to tell her!"Zayn mii offers Lilly mii a bar of chocolate. He says, "I'll give you some chocolate, if you go out with me."A third mii appears, wearing a skull mask, and says, "Nobody loves you more than me!"Lilly mii sits blankly at the cafe table.
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
we're getting two cats soon and i'm so fucking out of my stupid mind about it
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
no. shared channel. 50/50 split. together. join me
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
i’ve lost ~60 pounds and should probably post an updated photo of myself at some point
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
i’d make an OF, eat this messy style, and never post on there again. and i’d make one schrillion dollars
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
here to defy the stigma that brunettes can’t get facial lotion into their eye #bravery #resiliency #sponsored
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Beast mode
A snip from someone's bio that reads 

| NO WAR | NO GEN AI | YES YAOI |
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
lie down on the couch w/ me and grasshopper rub your legs together for the ultimate spell casting
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🦇Harper 🔜 ANE 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
it's valentines day and you know what that means! time for my yearly tradition!! if you're trying butt stuff for the first time tonight, take it slow and use plenty of lube. it's anal, not a race! just have fun and be yourself (the version of yourself that has something in your butthole) :D
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
BRITISH SILENT HILL ⚠️ PYRAMID HEAD SEEN IN THE PUB NURSING A PINT OF GUINNESS 🚨
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
“My squeaking apologies. I’ll keep a better eye on the time in the future.” -me as a little fuckin mouse who was running late for work but decided to mouse post anyway #mouseposting
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
“anybody mind if i squeak it up in here?” -me as a little fuckin mouse (boundary respecting version)
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
“squeak squeak squeak!” -me as a little fuckin mouse
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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci. ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
Marabou Stork
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
tumblr is down tonight because they’re putting all the porn back
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
at least i think it’s that building. maybe a different one? it’s nearby. who cares
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
you know what’s so crazy style? the building just to the right of the salesforce tower is sinking and already learning too much and will absolutely topple unless the government intervenes. it’s the millennium tower if you’re horny for more info. anyway back to my edible
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
yu gi oh voice: my body places my uterus card in attack mode
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
it was a great and well thought out video! it also made me realize i had never seen a picture of travis kelce before. very informative video
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
holy shit pinponpanpon USA tour confirmed!!!!!!!!
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
i think you let me borrow it and i ate it
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
thanks babe! ❤️
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
requirement for my next halloween costume (HOA cunt in the bible belt)
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Bumpits (Official Commercial)
YouTube video by Allstar Innovations
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Take the normal challenge Be as mental as me and still act calm on the timeline
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
want 2 do this but not on a website owned by google or have 2 use a google account to log in. maybe i’ll go back to myspace
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
that sounds terrible and i’m beyond excited for it ❤️❤️❤️ i had everything bagel ice cream once and it sucked hilariously
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I LOVE BRAND WEBSITES
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