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monstro ELISASUE 💜

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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This is why I can't leave that place
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
idk if it's a right now thing but before i die there will definitely be at least one pope who's a furry
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Was conclave a documentary
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I hadn't even accounted for the fact he died on Easter Sunday LMAO like ok diva! Pull focus!
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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 21/04/2025
absolutely bodied by luxembourgish
Vatikan deelt mat
De Poopst François ass dout

RTL LETZEBUERG
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
how do you say “diva down” in Latin
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
michelangelo not sculpting men with bbls impossible challenge
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𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒶𝒹𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @american-daddy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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David @circlecitygay.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Amen
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
SSRIs ain't got nothing on the TS Madison episode of the bald and the beautiful
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
What's happening lmfao
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions? casey anthony: so many
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Huh
The New York
 Times 
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 1936
COLUMBIA HEARS PLEA FOR EXPELLED STUDENT
Burke and Two Other Speakers
Demand His Reinstatement at Gathering of 500.
Three members of the American Student Union, including Robert Burke, who was expelled in June for leading the anti-Nazi demonstration last May, addressed a gathering of 500 students of the college and the various schools of Columbia University in front of Hamilton Hall yesterday noon, appealing to
them to sunport the vouth in hig
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/03/2025
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
This edit is frying me so bad
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
j k rowling
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
conspiring to arrange events in precisely the right way for Conclave to win best picture has been exhausting work I feel like gay Guy Fawkes
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
WaPo about the TPUSA grifter who promotes vaccines cause autism conspiracies and features episodes discouraging toothpaste and cancer screenings while also preaching that LGBTQ+ people should be barred from having children and fantasizes about publicly executing immigrants: “wellness influencer”
FEBRUARY 20 - 35 MIN
The rise of the conservative wellness influencer

Post Reports
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Alex Clark stands out on mic and on camera. The 31-year-old wellness influencer and podcaster has nearly half a million followers on YouTube and ranks among the top 10 wellness podcasts on Apple.

While wellness has long been associated with liberal hippies, Clark hails from a conservative background. She's part of the new "Make America Healthy Again" movement questioning modern medicine, backing President Donald Trump and supporting anti-vaccine activist Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who has started as health and human services secretary.

For the last year and a half, reporter Kara Voght has been following Clark's rise, spending time with her in Arizona. Today, Voght speaks with host Martine Powers about Clark's rise as a conservative wellness warrior, what's behind the changing politics of wellness, and what that could mean for the nation's health.

Today's show was produced by Elana Gordon. It was edited by Reena Flores and mixed by Sam Bair. Thanks also to Steve Kolowich.

Subscribe to The Washington Post here.
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
oomf could take em out with his mouth
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
did the doctor from arrested development write this
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Me arguing against exclusively penetrative sex:
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Massive, meaningful changes in governance done as a result of a ctrl-f for the word "transition." No one will ever believe how stupid this shit was.
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The way this dismantling of the US federal public apparatus is going plus the historical toothlessness of Dems when it comes to undoing republican damage, this trump term is shaping to be Reagan levels of fucking the country over for decades to come
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
it has been said before but one problem is that when some people say 'the economy' they're talking about poor people affording food and housing, & when some other people say 'the economy' they're referring to a chart of how happy rich people are
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
there's this thai place nearby that i've always wanted to order from bc they're like award winning etc etc anyway today i ordered and their veggie rolls felt like taking the substance
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23/01/2024
Taylor swift next song lyrics: He used to play the field Now he’s my champion Taylor swift fans : this is about a woman actually
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Ok maybe I'll settle here bc the crustification of twitter+ real life is getting too serious
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 03/02/2025
Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory.
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Her web connects them all
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Rewatched conclave with the girlies (it just premiered in Brazil) and they were gagged as I was on first watch, but I was on my second watch (🏴‍☠️) and I caught myself crying at several scenes for some reason
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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Mary Magdalene:
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
opened X the everything app and was immediately met with a promoted thread with 7k reposts investigating the government's death fog (the fog that kills you, sent by the government)
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Me after i get me and the guy i escaped jail with caught because i was using Scruff:
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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a woman is standing in front of a television with a picture of abraham lincoln in the background .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a television with a picture of abraham lincoln in the background .
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Tár (4K Digital) is $7.99 on Apple TV/iTunes buff.ly/49XW3o7 Amazon Video buff.ly/3VRalB2 Movies Anywhere eligible
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Went into this absolutely pining for gossip and left a little teary eyed at such compassion and resilience? Woah www.thecut.com/article/lill...
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How Does My Divorce Make You Feel?
As a therapist, I try to keep my personal life private. After my public split, that was no longer in my control.
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
My skin is what's clearing
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boston, massivehugetits @mrunitedface.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
damn what a cool pokemon, definitely probably my favorite one, I think they’re all so interesting & how they fight is so awesome, do you want head
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
One particularly evil part of Christmas during summer is that it's summer and it's Christmas soon and I'm at the office
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