monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 28/04/2025idk if it's a right now thing but before i die there will definitely be at least one pope who's a furry 110 1
monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I hadn't even accounted for the fact he died on Easter Sunday LMAO like ok diva! Pull focus! 040 4
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Reposted by monstro ELISASUE 💜JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him 132118773256 11.9K
monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 20/04/2025michelangelo not sculpting men with bbls impossible challenge 060 6
monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 17/04/2025SSRIs ain't got nothing on the TS Madison episode of the bald and the beautiful 050 5
Reposted by monstro ELISASUE 💜Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/03/2025gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions? casey anthony: so many 9488371228 8.8K
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Reposted by monstro ELISASUE 💜JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/02/2025conspiring to arrange events in precisely the right way for Conclave to win best picture has been exhausting work I feel like gay Guy Fawkes 1079429 794
Reposted by monstro ELISASUE 💜Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 22/02/2025WaPo about the TPUSA grifter who promotes vaccines cause autism conspiracies and features episodes discouraging toothpaste and cancer screenings while also preaching that LGBTQ+ people should be barred from having children and fantasizes about publicly executing immigrants: “wellness influencer” 20610123 610
Reposted by monstro ELISASUE 💜doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 20/02/2025did the doctor from arrested development write this 553403450 3.4K
monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Me arguing against exclusively penetrative sex: 060 6
Reposted by monstro ELISASUE 💜David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Massive, meaningful changes in governance done as a result of a ctrl-f for the word "transition." No one will ever believe how stupid this shit was. 7561141567 6.1K
monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 14/02/2025The way this dismantling of the US federal public apparatus is going plus the historical toothlessness of Dems when it comes to undoing republican damage, this trump term is shaping to be Reagan levels of fucking the country over for decades to come 070 7
Reposted by monstro ELISASUE 💜shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 12/02/2025it has been said before but one problem is that when some people say 'the economy' they're talking about poor people affording food and housing, & when some other people say 'the economy' they're referring to a chart of how happy rich people are 4459721509 6K
monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 10/02/2025there's this thai place nearby that i've always wanted to order from bc they're like award winning etc etc anyway today i ordered and their veggie rolls felt like taking the substance 160 6
Reposted by monstro ELISASUE 💜Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23/01/2024Taylor swift next song lyrics: He used to play the field Now he’s my champion Taylor swift fans : this is about a woman actually 949664 496
monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Ok maybe I'll settle here bc the crustification of twitter+ real life is getting too serious 1150 15
Reposted by monstro ELISASUE 💜JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back 92373493 2.4K
Reposted by monstro ELISASUE 💜e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 03/02/2025Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory. 141187176606 18.7K
monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Rewatched conclave with the girlies (it just premiered in Brazil) and they were gagged as I was on first watch, but I was on my second watch (🏴☠️) and I caught myself crying at several scenes for some reason 140 4
Reposted by monstro ELISASUE 💜JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025opened X the everything app and was immediately met with a promoted thread with 7k reposts investigating the government's death fog (the fog that kills you, sent by the government) 1834521416 4.5K
monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Me after i get me and the guy i escaped jail with caught because i was using Scruff: 0110 11
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Went into this absolutely pining for gossip and left a little teary eyed at such compassion and resilience? Woah www.thecut.com/article/lill...thecut.comHow Does My Divorce Make You Feel?As a therapist, I try to keep my personal life private. After my public split, that was no longer in my control. 030 3
Reposted by monstro ELISASUE 💜boston, massivehugetits @mrunitedface.bsky.social · 17/12/2024damn what a cool pokemon, definitely probably my favorite one, I think they’re all so interesting & how they fight is so awesome, do you want head 1234657 346
monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 16/12/2024One particularly evil part of Christmas during summer is that it's summer and it's Christmas soon and I'm at the office 050 5