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monstro ELISASUE 💜

@rodsborges.bsky.social
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Girl melatonin
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This is why I can't leave that place
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Heyyy
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
She's become such a fucking loser honestly. Just a big blob of nothing to add while never shutting up
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This is like visiting a Vietnam war museum as a boomer vet
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Tell him he's just like drag race icon mystique summers
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
For how supposedly anti dogma he is it's very clear when u read anything of his for two seconds that he's very blind to his own
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Unfortch I would say they're a closer equivalent to the 24hr news person but for kids which is worse
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
idk if it's a right now thing but before i die there will definitely be at least one pope who's a furry
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Was conclave a documentary
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I hadn't even accounted for the fact he died on Easter Sunday LMAO like ok diva! Pull focus!
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
He was hagging out
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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 21/04/2025
absolutely bodied by luxembourgish
Vatikan deelt mat
De Poopst François ass dout

RTL LETZEBUERG
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The way I ran to your profile as soon as I heard the news. You're like the gay Ilze Scamparini (trust me here and laugh bc this is a very funny joke if you're Brazilian)
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
how do you say “diva down” in Latin
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
michelangelo not sculpting men with bbls impossible challenge
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𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒶𝒹𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @american-daddy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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David @circlecitygay.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Amen
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
SSRIs ain't got nothing on the TS Madison episode of the bald and the beautiful
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
When the schizoposting bites back
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Ideal scenario is he Barbra Streisands this like the couch thing
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This feels both incredibly schizophrenic but also firmly in "what the hell, sure" territory
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
What's happening lmfao
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Heyyy
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The way I want one so bad...
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
did we ever girl... :/
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Yeah after that one German guy who was going back home to new Hampshire got randomly locked up and waterboarded by ICE over apparently a decade old DUI issue, I feel like people are not taking any chances
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
sauuuuuuuuuuuuur handsome
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
REAL
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
A man is not allowed to think of his friends jerking it crazy style and verbalize that thought anymore bc of woke
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I know you're rubbing your blit crazy style to that hot main doctor don't act innocent
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions? casey anthony: so many
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
You know who would never do this? Robert eggers...
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
tarring and feathering has to fucking come back. Remember when ppl were getting milkshaked? what happened to that?
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Huh
The New York
 Times 
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 1936
COLUMBIA HEARS PLEA FOR EXPELLED STUDENT
Burke and Two Other Speakers
Demand His Reinstatement at Gathering of 500.
Three members of the American Student Union, including Robert Burke, who was expelled in June for leading the anti-Nazi demonstration last May, addressed a gathering of 500 students of the college and the various schools of Columbia University in front of Hamilton Hall yesterday noon, appealing to
them to sunport the vouth in hig
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/03/2025
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
We need to put the button in someone tighter already...
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
@jpbrammer.bsky.social need you to see it
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
This edit is frying me so bad
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Story is fierce gameplay can get a tad stale (second one is much better)
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
@kharlo.bsky.social you stay being avenged on this topic
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
You're like the reverse Emilia Perez production (actually in Mexico doing research)
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
j k rowling
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Americans have such faith, such need to have faith, on their own institutions when they're held up with Elmer's glue and politeness
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
And she'll get the Oscar too even though it's TV idgaf
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monstro ELISASUE 💜 @rodsborges.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
ok but can u let francis breathe i know he's from argentina but he's on an anya taylor joy visa of latinidad for argentinians
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