Reposted by rob pikeIris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 1hWe present a typology of traps to avoid: 1. Believing that AI systems are minds 2. Believing that AI systems are theories 3. Believing that cognitive science can be automated. Learn to recognise and avoid these traps. Failure to avoid leads to numerous problems. 1296
rob pike @robpike.io · 29/09/2026Invest in our company so you can profit from your own destruction! While we lose money hand over fist! What the actual F is going on here? (Rhetorical question. Don't answer.) 211523
Reposted by rob pikeKelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 28/09/2026I hope we keep writing docs for people who want to understand and build things without using AI. 1430950
Reposted by rob pikeLinotype Pilgrim @symbo1ics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thanks very much. Yes this is a very entertaining read, hall of fame paper. 🩵 011
Reposted by rob pikeSophie Carr @sophiecarr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026On this day 12 and a half years ago I saw the coolest ever iceberg. Never seen one like it since. Fellsfjara, Jökulsárlón, #Iceland 1668988
Reposted by rob pikeDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger. 442223725
Reposted by rob pikeleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356151268
rob pike @robpike.io · 24/09/2026A huge part of surgery is pain mitigation and the relief of suffering. It's called care. It's called humanity. It's called empathy. it's called stewardship. These AI asshats have lost all of that, and they should be suffering for it, not us. 46015
Reposted by rob pikeChris @cjthered.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Also - for reasons not really understood yet - the shingles vaccine appears to reduce dementia risk. By a lot. Honestly you could call it a dementia vaccine that also prevents shingles and not be very wrong. sciencedaily.com/releases/202...sciencedaily.comShingles vaccine linked to 24% lower dementia riskOlder adults who received the Shingrix shingles vaccine were 24% less likely to be diagnosed with dementia over four years in a study of more than 500,000 people. Researchers estimate the difference c... 217678
Reposted by rob pikeMiguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026From twitter bad_pote 511730
rob pike @robpike.io · 24/09/2026More broadly, the so-called fixes being pushed out, such as age verification, punish the consumer instead of forcing the companies to do better. The whole model of how these things are legislated is backwards. Make the companies fix it, not their users, who are already trapped in a dystopia. 043
rob pike @robpike.io · 24/09/2026That's half of why I didn't sign on to the Anthropic authors suit. The other half is that there are a thousand other companies doing the same, so what symbolism the payout may have is close to meaningless. This problem is not ours to solve; it requires leadership, something sorely lacking nowadays. 120
Reposted by rob pikeLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.” 1970102257
Reposted by rob pikeBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10380962798
rob pike @robpike.io · 23/09/2026As with Pandora's Box (in the Greek myth it's actually a jar), the Fall is just a way to give the power of knowledge to men while making women take the blame for the problems it brings. 0210
Reposted by rob pikeScott Teplin @steplin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My father in law gave me this tiny drawing he made today. 🥰 1393
rob pike @robpike.io · 23/09/2026My radiologist looks like Doogie Howser, only younger. The nurse said he's "super smart" and I believe it. Good doc, great manner. 0200
Reposted by rob pikeCedar Riener @criener.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Every innovation and change in business these days is either: We took this product you like and turned it into a subscription We took this subscription you begrudgingly pay and added some ads We took these ads you found annoying and found more ways to find you 15710217
rob pike @robpike.io · 21/09/2026If you have time, go to the Kunsthaus and ask to see the massive collection of Dürer etchings in the library. It's an incredible resource. So special perhaps I shouldn't be advertising it. 030
Reposted by rob pikec0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 13/04/2024Let's talk about the bristlemouths, 13 species of bioluminescent deep-dwelling ocean fish in genus Cyclothone. There are a lot of them. Like, a lot. Specifically, our best guess is there are a million billion (1E15) bristlemouths on Earth. Making them the most populous vertebrate on the planet. 1741293
Reposted by rob pikeLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc... 448112463435
rob pike @robpike.io · 19/09/2026Go to the Kunsthaus and ask to see the Dürer etchings downstairs. 010
rob pike @robpike.io · 19/09/2026You'd definitely need to bring a trailer. And I say that as a lover of old British sports cars who has owned a couple myself. Gorgeous but unreliable to put it politely. 021
Reposted by rob pikeMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Today in 1982, in a posting made to a Carnegie Mellon bulletin board, Professor Scott Fahlman proposes the first known use of emoticons While they became famous in 1980s & beyond, their origin remained unknown until 2002, when the original message was retrieved from backup tape. Original post 26117
rob pike @robpike.io · 19/09/2026When I was in Helsinki I stopped by what I thought was the furniture outlet for Alvar Aalto, but that turned out to be his old studio. The kind folks there accepted me, a huge fan, and showed me original drawings of most of his incredible commissions. What a day! 040
Reposted by rob pikeThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is the most masculine video on the internet right now 335185375062
rob pike @robpike.io · 17/09/2026But the air is disintegrating. Have you not been paying attention? 010
Reposted by rob pikeKelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 21/09/2024At this point I'm willing to pay more money for appliances with zero smart features and physical controls for everything. 2760381
Reposted by rob pikePrasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026a very effective presentation of androgen insensitivity (& indirectly, non-cell-autonomy, a core principle in development & evolution of multicellularity) in many situations, the cells in your body get external signals that tell them who they are & what they do, rather than knowing it internally 13912
Reposted by rob pikeAdam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Nice to see this getting some attention. It's completely true, and I dearly wish more journalists understood where these common narratives about AI actually come from. 10815226
Reposted by rob pikeBWJones @bwjones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This Abbott and Costello routine probably used 100 gallons of water and could power a household for a month. And again, the interface for AI is all wrong. It should not be programmed to give definitive answers. The model for this case should be the Librarian in Neil Stevenson’s Snowcrash. 5305
Reposted by rob pikePhilip Ball @philipcball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In case you were in any doubt physics' holy trinity is Einstein, Newton, and Maxwell. A Great Man trope, yes, but also a way to convey Maxwell's real status. 5268
Reposted by rob pikePhilip Ball @philipcball.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I wonder if this might be a turning point. I'd like to think so. Because this declaration speaks to so much about the problem with AI in such contexts. If it can be of help in, say, drug discovery, that's fine. But it's precisely because maths doesn't have those stakes that the message is powerful.. 26715
Reposted by rob pikeTerence Tao @teorth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A group of 25 Fields Medalists, including myself, have made a joint declaration on Math and AI: mathandai.org . We welcome additional signatories. See also this article in the Economist announcing the declaration: www.economist.com/science-and-...mathandai.orgDeclaration — Math and AIRead the declaration and add your name. 422052926
rob pike @robpike.io · 11/09/2026Current Guardian headline: "Australia news live: One fight cancelled every three days due to staff shortages; ASX set for worst week since US-Iran war began" I didn't know we had scheduled any! 0111
Reposted by rob pikeL. D. Lewis, Sea Witch Apologist 🧜🏾♀️ @ldlewiswrites.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026I call this piece Hubris In Blue: Fountain Pen On An Airplane 59511