rob pike @robpike.io · 25/08/2026Found this old photo of Futurama characters servicing Kimi Räikkönnen's McLaren. Apologies to Gursky. 1410
rob pike @robpike.io · 21/08/2026Two questions. 1. Why did I not know that Muji sold this incredibly good chocolate? 2. Why is my iPhone pincushioning so badly? 3241
rob pike @robpike.io · 26/07/2026In honor of #nationaltreeday, here's what Google Photos showed me when I asked for a picture of a tree. 1565
rob pike @robpike.io · 13/07/2026My selfie with Sam Neill. What's interesting about this picture is that it's not a selfie with Sam Neill. 15630
rob pike @robpike.io · 07/07/2026A friend of mine received this text message after a support call. Our AI overlords may just lick us to death with cringe. 5599
rob pike @robpike.io · 22/06/2026Can't help but feel this image from the Guardian as a metaphor. I think I'm the guy at the right, or maybe the woman going under at the bottom. 7887
rob pike @robpike.io · 07/06/2026construction near the cinema showing backrooms. this is _not_ a marketing thing for backrooms. 2612
rob pike @robpike.io · 25/05/2026For those new(ish) to F1, here's a demonstration of how the cards have grown. All these models are the same scale, and they are from 1961, 1976, 2006 and finally 2021. The final jump is crazy but the trend is consistent. 11883
rob pike @robpike.io · 18/03/2026This is Guido Valdez (Vendetta for Love) by Louise Weaver, 2006. Saw it yesterday at the AGNSW and he's got just the mood I need. 0303
rob pike @robpike.io · 25/12/2025Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry. 10081902203
rob pike @robpike.io · 04/11/2025Smiski glows in the dark. The only light in the photo is his own phosporescence. He's about 3cm tall. 1251
rob pike @robpike.io · 11/09/2025Here's the Blit movie (well, the ball excerpt) on a Tiny TV 2. This is the second smallest display it has ever been shown on. 1251
rob pike @robpike.io · 02/09/2025Oh I dunno. The version I use looks just like it did when I rewrote it for Plan 9 from dmr's rewrite for V7. My rewrite was 1998 or 1999 and it's at least close to bit-identical today, which is in effect why I rewrote it: to distill it to the essence it should have been all along, and should be. 1130
rob pike @robpike.io · 19/06/2025In honor of the Jaws anniversary (it was released on June 20, 1975), here is a picture of Bruce, the temperamental mechanical shark, hanging from the ceiling of the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures in peaceful Los Angeles. 2345
rob pike @robpike.io · 04/05/2025What camera are you using? I have a (long-discontinued) Lunt-branded one that got me this image some years ago. I should perhaps upgrade but it does work. 000
rob pike @robpike.io · 24/04/2025Sometimes a news photo strikes a chord. From the Sydney Morning Herald. 1631832
rob pike @robpike.io · 24/02/2025I see no reason to believe these settings have any effect, but they're worth trying. I'm reminded of this little image I made some years ago. 56579115
rob pike @robpike.io · 03/02/2025Few things on computers enrage me more than this. Tell me what's wrong and what I might do about it, don't act all cute and put your pinky to your lips. Be a professional for once. 971988125
rob pike @robpike.io · 19/01/2025In 1922 Alfred Stieglitz made a series of photographs of cloudy skies, calling them Equivalents because they matched an emotion or mood he was feeling. This is my Equivalent for today. 1358284543
rob pike @robpike.io · 27/11/2024Paul Caponigro has died. Such a singular artist. We are fortunate to own a few of his prints, which are sublime. No one else could print like him. 1261
rob pike @robpike.io · 19/10/2024Reminds me of a sign painted on the road, warning us of danger ahead, a looming NIARD. 020