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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

the kav and trump shows were painful but we did good work. focus on the family guy is a cruel but necessary project.

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Johnny @doctorvenkman.com · 08/08/2026

@ugarles.bsky.social becomes a member of the Family Guy Research Council for the second episode of the @culturedumpster.com subseries Focus on The Family Guy to discuss Peter vs Trump, Peter vs Kavanaugh, and Peter lying about Chris dying to get Gumbel 2 Gumbel back on the air.

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Focus on The Family Guy 002 with Charles | Culture Dumpster

Charles Star joins the Family Guy Research Council to discuss three episodes of Family Guy. Episodes Discussed: S17.E11 - Trump Guy S23.E3

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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Oh my god I think I found the video.

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Special Appearance by Matt Damon

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

For sale: magnum condom, never worn

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

"If you build it, they will cum" - Field of Creams

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

nice cum loser did your balls make it for you

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I'm not a big pod cast person, but I think everyone should check out Guys with Bryan Quinby (and Chris) a podcast about guys

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/05/2024

powerful argument 🙏🦋

On the first day of a biology class college lecture, the professor said, Evolution is the only thing that can be real.

A young man stood up and said, “Respectfully, Professor, you are wrong and I can prove it.” The professor smirked. He said, Ok, I am an openminded man and I will hear what you have to say.

The young man said, Professor, you say you can tell we came from the apes because we’re so similar. But I think you are like a crow because you’re so intelligent.

Then he started pointing to his classmates. Jessica is like a butterfly because she is so beautifu. And James is like a beaver because he works so hard. Nate is like a bee because he is so organized. Ashley is like a dragonfly because she is so pretty. Thomas is like a lion because we all respect him. And Lily is like a fox because she is so gorgeous.

You see, Professor, we are actually like all of God's creatures because He created all of us. Who's to say that we are more like the monkeys than any other animal?

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Lots of interesting donor tags on this one. See if you can spot why Sheldon can’t acknowledge that Israel violated the ceasefire

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I’m thrilled to be soon appearing on “user was blocked for this post”

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Crazy how the liberal “anti-meteor” government can’t enshrine anti-meteor Supreme Court rulings, increases funding for the domestic Rain Meteors On People program, and conducts target meteor strikes on citizens and noncitizens alike in foreign lands.

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"The problem with the illegal prison is that the food is bad and they locked up 18 year old girls"

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Reddit keeps telling me I broke it. I didn’t do fucking shit!

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Just a breathtakingly stupid man. And he wonders why his reputation has "bled into his real life" and is considered "unsafe around women." IDK man, maybe when you rode the clout train and implied you ran a honeypot operation, people got the idea that you use women as a means to your ends.

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Call Me Reegs @reganorwegian.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

bsky.app/profile/cult...

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Unfortunately it was an April Fool’s crypto scam

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Wow I never considered that biting people like Jaws and loving Hitler were actually addictions. Maybe I’m a bad person.

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Will Stancil refuses to accept that a “failed” campaign that fed, clothed, and sheltered people is infinitely superior to a failed campaign that burned money just to produce a BlueSky poster indistinguishable from a Sovereign Citizen guy.

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Yeah I’m a hot sauce guy. My favorite is called Anal Fissures and it’s just an acacia thorn laced with adder venom that you swallow whole.

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

sent to HR for my logo design which honestly feels really ungrateful of them

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

this is my OC his name is Phil Cancel and he's 38-45 years old and he loves to vote

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Imagine if WIll Stancil put as much effort into exercising his 2nd Amendment rights as he does livetweeting the locations of protest organizers and using the ICE invasion of Minneapolis as a springboard for his next failed campaign?

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

The cool thing about my apartment building is that the snow by all is the doors is yellow as fuck from all of the dog piss. Really gives you the chance to step back and think about all of the pissing we do

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

The mind of a Metallica AI Boomer Guy is wondrous to behold

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Fucked up in the crib off protein soda and preggie pop drops

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Meet me in the marketplace of ideas

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Let's wait for the facts to come out and demand Hitler end his terror

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

And then there’s this: a Decemberists cover that somehow makes “Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas” into a zydeco tune youtu.be/eskbOdKdBBE?...

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Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)

YouTube video by The Decemberists - Topic

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Diversity Win! Everyone is Bisexual!

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Oh you want me to “mark” your little “ballot” and shove it in a “box?” Okay. Pervert. I bet you want me to scent you, too, you sick little freak.

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

[Beastie Boys voice] Now don't you tell me to STOP The Vice President had a great big COCK

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Regular Corby @novelhandle.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I’m built like this btw

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Despite early, and familiar, gas pains, Fart may be the prelude to Shit from a Butt

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

It's only for a minute, but to him it'll feel like a day. Some people go in the crystal for years!

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Johnny: "hrrrngh I wish I was gettin JACKED OFF by my ex (who sold me heroin) Navidson: "pass me that measuring tape OH FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK M-" Karen: "I hate my bitch husband" Tom: "auauaubhfhfhhghghgh" The House: (rubbing its big round belly)

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

"music" was invented in 465,053 BC to distract people from the fact that Grg stole a rock from Yrrm and crushed his head in with it. If you listen to music you're pretty much enabling and normalizing the concepts of theft and murder.

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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Just invented another app that does this too

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