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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Lobenzo" is a much closer direct translation. "Glotón" just means "glutton," and while it is the name of the animal in Spanish, "Lobenzo" is a portmanteau of "lobo, lo vez no" ("wolf, maybe not")
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lobo? Lo vez no
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gordon, you lllllll𝕃𝕆𝕌𝕤𝕪 mothufucker. GET YO 𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐊 - 𝐀𝐒𝐒 down tothe 𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 or else i will SHOVE 🆃🅷🅴 SAMPLE up your 𝔞𝔰𝔰. 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙄ᴄʀᴏᴡᴀᴠᴇ
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“The only alternative to evil is evil in a fun hat and a cute outfit”
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There should have been a scene in Project Hail Mary where Ryan Gosling attempts to kiss himself in a mirror only to realize he can only kiss his own lips.
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I guarantee I am fatter than you
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it’s so funny when someone learns new words but not their definitions. Like a toddler swearing.
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Every American soldier deserves whatever happens to them in wartime. They signed up for this.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the kav and trump shows were painful but we did good work. focus on the family guy is a cruel but necessary project.
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Johnny @doctorvenkman.com · 08/08/2026
@ugarles.bsky.social becomes a member of the Family Guy Research Council for the second episode of the @culturedumpster.com subseries Focus on The Family Guy to discuss Peter vs Trump, Peter vs Kavanaugh, and Peter lying about Chris dying to get Gumbel 2 Gumbel back on the air.
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Focus on The Family Guy 002 with Charles | Culture Dumpster
Charles Star joins the Family Guy Research Council to discuss three episodes of Family Guy. Episodes Discussed: S17.E11 - Trump Guy S23.E3
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
what happened to laying down in traffic
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
you can do it lil buddy i believe in you
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Have you ever considered logging off, or perhaps being more receptive to the idea of being wrong
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sorry I just upgraded
it says GAY SEX 3
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fascinating
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think you have a pretty skewed idea of what happens at a bank, or at most jobs for that matter
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Shrek speaks of this
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nothing about this clip suggests it was AI
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm literally always saying this
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Can you answer the question instead of whatever this is supposed to be
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Special Appearance by Matt Damon
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
New Hitman box art lookin good
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
For sale: magnum condom, never worn
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"If you build it, they will cum" - Field of Creams
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
nice cum loser did your balls make it for you
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
So close! This is the message from a Reddit outage, and forums never worked that way. I'm not banned from Reddit. Remember to spay and neuter your pets!
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Adding a red arrow to a photo is not "enhancing" it. Please post an "unedited" photo of Platner's tattoo.
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Posting three images side by side is not "editing" a photo.
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"Memorabilia" is an odd way to describe symbols explicitly used by the Nazis. Almost as strange as claiming the Nazis "loved pirate imagery." Go get your cats spayed by the way.
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Not to sound unkind, but you suffer from poor vision?
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The version Platner had was *specifically* the SS Totenkopf used in Nazi Germany, and it's still widely used by Neo Nazi groups (like Atomwaffen) and individuals today.
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Death is often a consequence of being killed
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Stop being xenophobic
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Do you know what the implications of “kill” are when used in a compound German word or are you xenophobic
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It’s not the word for skull, it’s the word for “death’s head,” formed as a compound word of toten (“kill”) and head (“kopf”) Are you so xenophobic you can’t use the word Schädel? You know they speak German in Germany, right?
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don’t think they had Shutterstock in Nazi Germany.
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don't think it was the populist views. I think it was probably the rapes he was doing.
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
RIP Dave, we still miss you.
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm not a big pod cast person, but I think everyone should check out Guys with Bryan Quinby (and Chris) a podcast about guys
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Have you ever been to an Applebees? It’s not the lifestyles of the rich and famous in there bud.
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
By your logic every Amazon employee is “pro-billionaire”
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Outta my way, stoic, I’m gonna sob
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
powerful argument 🙏🦋
On the first day of a biology class college lecture, the professor said, Evolution is the only thing that can be real.

A young man stood up and said, “Respectfully, Professor, you are wrong and I can prove it.” The professor smirked. He said, Ok, I am an openminded man and I will hear what you have to say.

The young man said, Professor, you say you can tell we came from the apes because we’re so similar. But I think you are like a crow because you’re so intelligent.

Then he started pointing to his classmates. Jessica is like a butterfly because she is so beautifu. And James is like a beaver because he works so hard. Nate is like a bee because he is so organized. Ashley is like a dragonfly because she is so pretty. Thomas is like a lion because we all respect him. And Lily is like a fox because she is so gorgeous.

You see, Professor, we are actually like all of God's creatures because He created all of us. Who's to say that we are more like the monkeys than any other animal?
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Lots of interesting donor tags on this one. See if you can spot why Sheldon can’t acknowledge that Israel violated the ceasefire
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
to*
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
And her name is Juniper
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Do you not remember which post you blocked someone from?
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torvin from online @robotsoup.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
But you’re cool with trashing a trans woman for making a lighthearted joke at the expense of libs?
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