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robotmascot

@robotmascot.bsky.social
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I make bad decisions, I like weird things, I have alright taste. also @robotmascot on @treehouse.systems, @weirder.earth, and cohost he/him

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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pressure cooker plus stick blender is so good for the start of fall, get souped random vegetables
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 24/09/2026
obviously, kalshi wouldnt let you place a bet on an arsonist burning down kalshi HQ by the end of the year. you gotta go to polymarket for that one
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Increasingly becoming a Mocktail Guy. Turns out a significant amount of what I thought I liked at bars is just having a fancy treat beverage and it doesn’t matter whether thats booze or just like “here is a juice, an herb, and fizzy water”
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WanderingDM @wanderingdm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are looking for a junior tech artist to come work with us! This is for a 10 month contract, btw www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/44...
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FLYOS hiring Artiste technique — Unreal Engine (freelance) in Montreal, Quebec, Canada | LinkedIn
Posted 11:57:26 AM. Nous recherchons un·e artiste technique junior possédant de 2 à 3 ans d’expérience pour rejoindre…See this and similar jobs on LinkedIn.
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UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
of interest to absolutely nobody I just realized Underworld: Awakening and The Real Ghostbusters "No One Comes To Lupusville" have similar plots because they were written by the same guy and they just replaced cartoon ghostbusters with Kate Beckinsale
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
GOD. Yes! Thank you!
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tinyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my “when i say ‘i’m sorry that happened to you’ i mean ‘i am sorrowed on your behalf’ rather than ‘i am apologising’” t-shirt appears not to be answering as many question as i’d hoped
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only unalloyedly good part about saying something on social media that gets a bunch of likes is getting to see some really funny screen names
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
on 2 hours of sleep after several days of <6 hours of sleep and Steve Harvey looking at the family feud board, "SURVEY SAYS:" it flips, revealing "IT WON'T BRING HER BACK" at 70% He falls to his knees camera knocked over as the teams and crew and then audience come one by one to hug him cut
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have reached the beard milestone “can comb it in a way that makes it look way worse”
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2 Mello @2mello.net · 08/09/2026
People say they want new things, but you need to spend at least half as much time looking for them as you do seeing if these big companies will make you feel 8 again. And it's probably not going to be on your bluesky timeline because a lot of people making great things don't bother with this website
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you can just eat the shrimp tails if you're not a coward
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 30/08/2026
background radiation on the internet people.kernel.org/monsieuricon...
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Creepy crawlies
You've probably heard me complain about the "AI crawlers" before, but now I actually have some hard numbers I can put up to show their im...
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rabies is 100% fatal if untreated. Please help spread the word about the exposure at the Farm Adventures mobile petting zoo in North Carolina. The vaccine is incredibly effective and will save your life. Also…. Rabies at a petting zoo!?!? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Four baby goats at mobile petting zoo in North Carolina test positive for rabies
The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services said the petting zoo held events involving children and elderly people between July 28 and Thursday.
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Here is the list of movies that will play during today's 24-Hour Summer Movie Mind Melter at secretcinematheque.com (subject to change):
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.
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James Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Absolute longshot: I'm looking for Euan Smith who drew artwork for White Dwarf magazine in the mid 1980s and therefore is probably British and probably in his late 50s or 60s. Do you or did you know him?
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yesss
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Constantly torn between the Scylla of “writing things down seems to solidify them in my memory and so I should try not to be too negative in text” and the Charybdis of “complaining rules, actually”
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Andrew F. Sullivan @afsulli.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
now for some real fucking food
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This, too, is #cataphracts
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sam “ludonarrative disinterest” sorensen @samsorensen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ENNIES THREAD ENNIES THREAD ENNIES THREAD
photo of PROFESSOR DM with wojaks pointing at him. the caption reads, in grainy shitty photoshop, "CHUDBRINGER"
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bagbosse.bsky.social @bagbosse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This one was fun
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
HEADS UP! The mad genius behind OPEN DOOM CRESCENDO and MANGOSHAKE, Writer/Director Terry Chiu, needs your help to make his next epic earth-shattering film: You can learn more and chip in here: gofund.me/c8fac4f57
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Donate to A.A.A. LOVE WILL REIGN AGAIN—the new feature from Terry Chiu, organized by Thomas Chan
”Believe in your art in a time when people tell you that art … Thomas Chan needs your support for A.A.A. LOVE WILL REIGN AGAIN—the new feature from Terry Chiu
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Nathan Anderson @nathanandersonart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dr. Talos's Play: Eschatology and Genesis
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Marigold Merrygoround @marigocchi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
:wishbone the dog dressed completely in black robes with a sick dog muzzle at a writing desk in a palace: Memory oppresses me. Having been reared among the torturers, I have never known my father or my mother. No more did my brother apprentices know theirs. From time to time....
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Oops
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cover of the unfortunately fictitious magazine Vizier Monthly. Against a red background, a pale man in black sits schemingly, surrounded by headlines
-"they never knew what hit them" Myzithra the Cruel Tells All
-You On Top: The Fierce New Secret to Success
-10 Signs Your Spymaster Is In His Treachery Era (Number 9 Will Shock You!)
-schemes to drive your lord wild
-9 poisons so subtle even you won't know how they died
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
oh, also this should probably be on letterboxd or something but: Obsession, good movie, maaaayyyybe not good *date night* movie.
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Man there's no feeling quite like becoming Important At Work in #cataphracts (now that I'm in like three games I can say this without it leaking in-game information). "Well, in a day or so I'll know whether I sent my subordinate (another player!) to their horrible demise in a calculated risk."
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Kyle Tam is Climbing Mt Moriah @percypropa.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The first draw of the blade. The last sing of blood on the altar. After 5 years, MORIAH is finally funding for its print debut, courtesy of @plusoneexp.bsky.social. Follow the campaign here: ttrpg.link/moriah
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Get Ready for MORIAH: Final Cut
From Plus One Exp & Friends - Get Ready for MORIAH: Final Cut
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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 22/06/2026
why did they call them space marines when they could have called them the misters of battle
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Spare a moment in your thoughts today for your FLGS staff who are dealing with a rare conflux of mtg prerelease weekend and the launch of a new edition of 40k.
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Mars @errinnys.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Every day I wish I had the Elmeth cushion
Big bean bag in the shape of the Elmeth
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 18/06/2026
the success of dropout comes from the fact that, while many of us would never admit it, we americans yearn to have our own british panel shows
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
#cataphracts
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 15/06/2026
You don't have to answer the door for the Feds. Do not voluntarily talk to the Feds. If they have a warrant signed by an actual judge, then they can do precisely what the warrant says. But DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS. Do not answer the door. If you're arrested, your only words are "I want a lawyer."
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 15/06/2026
The continued popularity of the Backrooms is just more proof that modern American youth are starved for viable third place options.
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Unfettered access to one insane friend's media collection is better than any streaming service on the planet
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i had some one in front of me pull out a whole fucking iPad last time like, what are we doing here
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Neocities @neocities.org · 05/06/2026
Early this morning, we received an email from @namecheap.com that the domain neocities.org was being suspended because of a court order from New Delhi, India (a jurisdiction we don't operate in), which was for an unrelated court order about a sports streaming site on a different domain.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Haha we're all having a good time folks but seriously, it is a crime how our children have so few rights, arguably none, and what rights they do have are constantly being fucked with like "Every other day of the week, juveniles aged 17 and under would be prohibited from public areas after 9 p.m.'
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Indianapolis City-County Council introduces proposal to further amend juvenile curfew rules
INDIANAPOLIS — The Indianapolis City-County Council has introduced a proposal to further amend curfew rules for juveniles in Marion County. Under the proposal, juveniles aged 17 and younger would n…
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
have i introduced you to my Dark Son, Geoffiroth? he's a Twisted Eighth Grader at the Wicked Academy of Evil
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Blitz The Comic Guy @blitzthecomicguy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
a thing about parenting I did not expect was the way you re-visit a lot of childhood cultural activity as an outsider/observer, and how strange that can be Extremely banal example: as an adult you can REALLY tell juicy juice is like 80% apple no matter what flavor it is (nbd, I like apple juice)
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Sad wizards anonymous @meghans0l0.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This a really excellent opportunity for a brief art history lesson in illustrative art - name the works of Alphonse Mucha and Maxfield Parish - and why you should study the greats and their processes to improve your work and also demystify the creation of art. #artfight #references #photography
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