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@robotmascot.bsky.social
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I make bad decisions, I like weird things, I have alright taste. also @robotmascot on @treehouse.systems, @weirder.earth, and cohost he/him

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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 3h
YESSS
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I didn't think it was a big deal until I got a second prescription medication that needed refilling regularly and found out normal stuff just texts you when it needs a refill? And you just text back yes? and it refills it? and it was like motherfucker I COULD LIVE LIKE THIS? AND YOU KEPT IT FROM ME
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the purpose of a movie is not to tell a story. the purpose of a movie is to show you something that blasts your tits clean off. sometimes that involves a story but not always
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm 90% sure it's the switch from newsprint to Baxter paper, fwiw? (sorry if you knew already)
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Chuck Groenink @cgroenink.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I’ve been having some fun exploring Earthsea lately.
A black and white drawing of a wooden house on a cliffA drawing of a cluster of buildingsA drawing of a halftimbered houseA foreboding stone keep
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
( except as an incredible achievement )
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playercount Georg, running for a year with 150+ players, is an outlier and shouldn't be counted
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly: yes, but im old enough to appreciate it now lol
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a titonia xm9 assault buster could fix me
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pressure cooker plus stick blender is so good for the start of fall, get souped random vegetables
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 24/09/2026
obviously, kalshi wouldnt let you place a bet on an arsonist burning down kalshi HQ by the end of the year. you gotta go to polymarket for that one
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
uh that said I am extremely sorry for missing that this is a two day old argument
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, it clearly does not need “direct control over people” to accomplish being an organized institution, right?
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It seems like an obvious counterexample then insofar as it is a stable non-state collective organization?
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is Wikipedia a state lol
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Increasingly becoming a Mocktail Guy. Turns out a significant amount of what I thought I liked at bars is just having a fancy treat beverage and it doesn’t matter whether thats booze or just like “here is a juice, an herb, and fizzy water”
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the learning computer in the RX-66-YDD after the final confrontation in A Bone A Qu: "Eh, it's a living"
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WanderingDM @wanderingdm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are looking for a junior tech artist to come work with us! This is for a 10 month contract, btw www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/44...
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FLYOS hiring Artiste technique — Unreal Engine (freelance) in Montreal, Quebec, Canada | LinkedIn
Posted 11:57:26 AM. Nous recherchons un·e artiste technique junior possédant de 2 à 3 ans d’expérience pour rejoindre…See this and similar jobs on LinkedIn.
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sickos Haha Yes
Alt: Sickos Haha Yes
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
also, is the thing happening in that flavor text somebody dialing up Emrakul?
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UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
of interest to absolutely nobody I just realized Underworld: Awakening and The Real Ghostbusters "No One Comes To Lupusville" have similar plots because they were written by the same guy and they just replaced cartoon ghostbusters with Kate Beckinsale
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
GOD. Yes! Thank you!
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spookyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my “when i say ‘i’m sorry that happened to you’ i mean ‘i am sorrowed on your behalf’ rather than ‘i am apologising’” t-shirt appears not to be answering as many question as i’d hoped
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you're trying to go reacher round?
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
oh those and the crab are the best ones
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only unalloyedly good part about saying something on social media that gets a bunch of likes is getting to see some really funny screen names
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
finally getting licensed and publishing my third party content on Agricola Beyond
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
on 2 hours of sleep after several days of <6 hours of sleep and Steve Harvey looking at the family feud board, "SURVEY SAYS:" it flips, revealing "IT WON'T BRING HER BACK" at 70% He falls to his knees camera knocked over as the teams and crew and then audience come one by one to hug him cut
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fractional reserve magazine
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
1.4 km / ~7km
Google maps screenshot showing the Giza Necropolis, with the Great Pyramid of Giza and the Pyramid of Menkaure visible. Also visible on the map, a Pizza Hut RIGHT at the edge of the where the city stops and the area around the pyramids starts.Google maps screenshot of Memphis, Tennesee, showing two routes, one ten minutes, the other twelve minutes, from a Pizza Hut to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. While this isn't far, both the image and the numbers convey that it's farther away than the other picture.
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
at least as of early 2026, there was a Pizza Hut closer to the Great Pyramid of Giza in Memphis, Egypt than the closest Pizza Hut was to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis, Tennesee
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have reached the beard milestone “can comb it in a way that makes it look way worse”
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A lot of this is downstream of the whole "rules are for the underclass" (constrained but not protected etc). Which has the knock-on effect of "anything that even LOOKS like a social rule I need to follow is saying I am one of the unclean/unsaved/subjugated Other."
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I hate reading," ... "that's why I partnered with James Patterson" you couldn't pay someone for a hit job that hard lmao
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2 Mello @2mello.net · 08/09/2026
People say they want new things, but you need to spend at least half as much time looking for them as you do seeing if these big companies will make you feel 8 again. And it's probably not going to be on your bluesky timeline because a lot of people making great things don't bother with this website
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you can just eat the shrimp tails if you're not a coward
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the more I've been following these the more I wish there was an accepted equivalent of the EICARS test string of "it will be refused on the same level as e.g. nerve gas recipe but will not risk getting you in Big Boy Trouble if you have it", maybe a recipe to synthesize Eicarol or something.
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 30/08/2026
background radiation on the internet people.kernel.org/monsieuricon...
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Creepy crawlies
You've probably heard me complain about the "AI crawlers" before, but now I actually have some hard numbers I can put up to show their im...
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rabies is 100% fatal if untreated. Please help spread the word about the exposure at the Farm Adventures mobile petting zoo in North Carolina. The vaccine is incredibly effective and will save your life. Also…. Rabies at a petting zoo!?!? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Four baby goats at mobile petting zoo in North Carolina test positive for rabies
The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services said the petting zoo held events involving children and elderly people between July 28 and Thursday.
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
hell yeah
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
that chapter is one of the funniest Bits in English-language literature imo
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How would you rate it overall?
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thank you as always for being an absolutely incredible curator and host. I really, really appreciate the way the mind melters are about sincerely enjoying movies and also that there’s ALWAYS at LEAST one I would not have seen if I lived a thousand years otherwise.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Here is the list of movies that will play during today's 24-Hour Summer Movie Mind Melter at secretcinematheque.com (subject to change):
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
everything here sounds good as fuck tbh except the bezoar lmao who thought “a rotting mass of undigested hair… and onions!” were words to conjure appetite by
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robotmascot @robotmascot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh they don’t even have a water sommelier? Peasants
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.
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James Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Absolute longshot: I'm looking for Euan Smith who drew artwork for White Dwarf magazine in the mid 1980s and therefore is probably British and probably in his late 50s or 60s. Do you or did you know him?
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