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Robert Luke Wilkins

@robertlukewilkins.com
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SFF writer, software tinkerer, and singer to my cats. Short fiction in PodCastle, Kaleidotrope, On Spec, Stupefying Stories, and others. Codex, SFWA, BSFA. Fond of cheese, deficient in fishcakes. www.robertlukewilkins.com

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Metaphorosis Publishing @metaphorosis.com · 01/07/2026
Coming in August! TRUNK: stories that took the long way A collection of stories that almost didn't make it.
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TRUNK: stories that took the long way
Available 1 August! TRUNK: stories that took the long way "Not all those who wander are lost," as Tolkien famously said. Sometimes they're just taking the scenic route. Here are 20 great science fiction and fantasy stories that took the long way to success. Each of these stories met with initial rejection before finding a home here. Publishing is a weird alchemy of mood, taste, and happenstance, and it takes tenacity to find just the right combination to let a story shine as it should.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 16/06/2026
I may not love today's political landscape, the vile parts most of all. But if we have to live through all this, I hope that somewhere, a hundred or so years in the future, there's a kid in history class busting his gut giggling over the President hosting cage fights at the White House.
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Barrelhouse @barrelhouse.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
On the eve of our submission window opening, we felt we should add an AI policy
ABOUT AI: 
Anyone who uses AI to write something they submit to us is a loser, and we want nothing to do with them.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 28/05/2026
It's no surprise this thing has stuck around so long. Only about 40% through it so far, which means I've only just begun really (because it ain't long), but it's written by a brilliant lunatic and paced like a runaway train.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 28/05/2026
Finally giving Voltaire's Candide a try (I've wanted to read it for a while). Not sure exactly what I expected from an 18th century French novella, but evergreen satire woven with Monty Python's plot stylings and South Park's moral caution would have been low on my list.
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Malina @iridescentwords.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Just the right blend of funny, sad and surreal, 'We Sang Water into Lemonade, on the Eve of Summer, In the Wasteland' by Robert Luke Wilkins is my pick for Best Speculative Flash Fiction, 2025! @factorfourmagazine.com @robertlukewilkins.com
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 10/02/2026
Thank you so much! :-)
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 10/02/2026
Watching the Submission Grinder's acceptances pop now and then, and I must say, it's surprising how many parents had the uncanny foresight to name their children "Fuck ICE".
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 08/01/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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Liam Hogan @liamjhogan.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
As another serialised #ShortStory is about to conclude, (I do not expect a happy ending for @robertlukewilkins.com's paranoid AI user protagonist) I am waiting in the wings, to step onto the @thedailytomorrow.bsky.social stage. Not too late to subscribe, to get your daily slice of "Dream Stealer".
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 24/11/2025
My latest story, "The Guided Evolution of Chuck's Home Surveillance System", is now being serialized by @thedailytomorrow.bsky.social -- part 1 came out today, and it'll be getting published until Saturday. You can read the first part below! dailytomorrow.substack.com/p/the-guided...
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The Guided Evolution of Chuck's Home Surveillance System — Part One
By Robert Luke Wilkins
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 27/10/2025
Just one of the most wonderful things I've seen, so now you can see it too -- a guy built a 2-billion frame per second camera and used it to observe the speed of light with a laser bouncing between two mirrors. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Td...
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A laser pointer at 2 billion fps makes the speed of light look... kinda weird
YouTube video by AlphaPhoenix
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Apex Magazine and Book Company @apexmag.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
There's just 4 DAYS LEFT to fund Apex Magazine for 2026, and we're SO CLOSE to hitting our 20k goal! Our full catalogue of critiques, ebooks, merch and more will all be gone on Halloween. Don't miss out on these limited edition items and donate TODAY! 💜👽🎃 www.kickstarter.com/projects/ape...
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"Kickstarter Countdown: T-Minus 4 DAYS
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Click the link in our bio to help us fund the next year of Alex Magazine!"Story/Excerpt Critiques

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Psychopomp @psychopomp.com · 23/10/2025
ANNOUNCEMENT 1. Afterlives 2024 curated by @shereereneethomas.bsky.social has been COVER REVEALED 2. the collection will be available FOR FREE to paid patrons of @thedeadlands.com 3. join now, read The Deadlands, and receive the book magically when it is released beginning of November go see! 👇
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Afterlives 2024: Cover Reveal - PSYCHOPOMP.COM
One cool thing about being a psychopomp is the ability to lead people to places they haven't been before. Sure sure, the main place we lead people is the Realm of the Dead, yeah yeah, but we can take ...
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 15/09/2025
Whoever decided that the best way to present a best-before date on a product was to use translucent text on a transparent container should be taken out and shot.
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ErinLindiCairns @erincairns.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
This is important for all writers, no matter where they are in their publication journey. Your work is your work, and contracts are meant to protect it, and you, and the writing community at large. MRM is trying to normalize _very_ bad behavior.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/09/2025
A reminder that "But what if people on YOUR side are on the Epstein list?" is a bullshit argument, EVERYONE who was raping children needs to get into the bin right now, that's the deal here and it ain't exactly complicated
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Fantasy Magazine @fantasymagazine.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
are you ready for some big news? WE ARE OPEN for BIPOC subs for issue 100! and we are celebrating with a special theme: Transition, Migration, and Borders: Movement in, and of the Body 💖for those of us who find home in liminal spaces💖 find out more here: psychopomp.com/fantasy-maga...
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Fantasy Magazine Guidelines - PSYCHOPOMP.COM
updated September 2, 2025
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 30/08/2025
I had a brief moment where I mistook Martha Wells for Martha Stewart and was not quite sure what was happening in the world. Things now make more sense.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 30/08/2025
Thank you! :-)
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Metaphorosis Publishing @metaphorosis.com · 06/08/2025
Want to read stories like these but don't like to wait? Try Intergalactic Rejects, a similar anthology that just came out from @calendaroffools.bsky.social calendaroffools.com/intergalacti...
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Intergalactic Rejects
Story writers face rejection all too often. It can be disheartening, depressing, and downright defeating. Every writer has heard that it happens to all of us, but also to show, don't tell. This anthol...
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Uncanny Magazine @uncannymagazine.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
PLEASE REPOST! WRITERS! Uncanny Magazine will be open to Short Story Submissions from August 25 to September 8! Uncanny Magazine will be open to Poetry Submissions from August 9 to August 26. WE WANT TO SEE YOUR SHINY WORDS! buff.ly/9AyStcb
Space Unicorn!
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 02/08/2025
(This story is likely going to hold my "longest published story title" award for a very long time, if not indefinitely.)
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 02/08/2025
My new story, "We Sang Water into Lemonade, on the Eve of Summer, in the Wasteland", is in the August 2025 issue of @factorfourmagazine.com, with stories by @cornellwriter.bsky.social, @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social, and @authorthealiu.bsky.social. Give it a read! factorfourmag.com/category/iss...
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Issue 49: August 2025 – Factor Four Magazine
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 27/07/2025
Fond memories of wandering around with a friend of mine as a teenager, and singing his songs much too loud.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 25/07/2025
(On this point alone, my fiction would definitely get me flagged as an AI)
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Here's a poem by one of the old Chinese scholar bureaucrats that I think captures a certain Vibe very well
Dreams - Su Shi (trans. Arthur Waley)

Families, when a child is born
Want it to be intelligent.
I, through intelligence,
Having wrecked my whole life,
Only hope the baby will prove
Ignorant and stupid.
Then he will crown a tranquil life
By becoming a Cabinet Minister.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 23/07/2025
Thank you!
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 23/07/2025
The story, "Eyes of my Brother", is suffixed by Afterlives as "(African/Indigenous Inspired Folk Horror, Body Horror, Grief, Spiritual)", proof positive that they're much better at describing my story than I am.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 23/07/2025
I'm really delighted that my story (originally published by @kaleidotrope.bsky.social) will be included in this anthology. It looks like a wonderful line-up! And I only have to wait until October to read all the other great stories keeping it company.
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Psychopomp @psychopomp.com · 22/07/2025
I. Breathing Beyond the Veil “How To Get Away with Living” by @izom-chisom.bsky.social “Drinking Dead Brazilians” by Lia Mulcahy “Eyes Of My Brother” by @robertlukewilkins.bsky.social
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 13/07/2025
Ugh. I wake up with a perfect sentence in mind, then by the time I sit down to write it, I've forgotten the words and can't find any half way so good. It's not the first bit of writing I've lost to poor waking memory, nor the last I expect, but they're all irritating.
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ChristopherE @christopher664023.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
In 1890, the X and Y chromosomes were discovered. It was found that the men who were tested had 46 chromosomes, including an X and a Y, while women who were tested also had 46 chromosomes, including 2 X chromosomes. So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 02/07/2025
Always be wary of story search-and-replace changes without a full read-through after. A last-minute proof-read of a story I thought I had finished editing today revealed "a shadow-cloaked temple as large as a temple".
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 22/06/2025
My short story "Children of a Bronze Sun" is out today, in @onspecmag.bsky.social's issue #132. Read more at the link below! onspec.ca/2025/06/22/o...
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On Spec VOL 35 No 2 is available!
With a cover  by Dan O’Driscoll, our new issue is ready for the readers. Subscribers and reviewers will be receiving links to download their copies. New readers, or those whose subscription m…
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 03/05/2025
Drudged up an old repost of mine from elsewhere today -- an article about why doing less, not more, is extremely important for us. bigthink.com/neuropsych/c...
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Being busy is killing our ability to think creatively
Here's why you should try to fit less—not more—into each day.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 21/03/2025
That is a fantastic starting short-list of publications to be pulling stories from, too! This should be epic.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 19/03/2025
I am so excited to announce It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton, my new podcast. Our first episode drops on March 26th and is available wherever you get your podcasts.
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I made a thing!
Hi friends! I am so excited to announce It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton, my new podcast. Our first episode drops on March 26th. This idea emerged from my creative self […]
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 01/02/2025
A little bit of brightness in the recently relentless dark.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 01/02/2025
Plud miles sound like hard work.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 30/01/2025
I've got a flash-fiction story that'll be coming out in the Chaotic Cupids anthology (cover attached below), which will be released July 2025. For the interested, the book's available to pre-order now: wordfirepress.com/products/cha...
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 23/01/2025
I miss the news being something you checked periodically, rather than this vile, relentless torrent being forced down your neck in an effort to build anxiety and secure your dependency on their nightmare drip-feed. I'll be uncoupling myself from it for a little while.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 14/01/2025
BlueSky does feel a lot like old Twitter did. - Creative folks talking creatively? Check! - Actually seeing things from people I choose? Check! - Mostly non-toxic content? Again, check! - Random OnlyFans porn-bots for me to block? Check! So...not ALL good, but still beats the pants off X.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 05/01/2025
Hey, you -- has your Windows updated to 11 without your say-so? Do you miss the old Windows 10 start menu where you could properly find and pin things? Then I have a link for you! (with notes that Microsoft have flagged it as malware, probably because they don't like it) github.com/valinet/Expl...
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Release 22621.4317.67.1 · valinet/ExplorerPatcher
CautionMicrosoft and other major antivirus vendors have flagged ExplorerPatcher as "malware". This is likely due to Microsoft's hatred against ExplorerPatcher, not because it contains a virus or su...
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 17/12/2024
I'm still waiting for #48 to wing its way to me, but I'll be giving this one a read once it makes its way through the seasonal storm of mail...
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 12/12/2024
It's been just a hair over a year since my Dad passed away, and so I'd like to reshare his favourite story of mine, which was republished and narrated by PodCastle back in 2021. podcastle.org/2021/05/25/7...
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PodCastle 680: Ashwright - PodCastle
Ashwright by Robert Luke Wilkins   The plains town still smouldered, its once-strong gates blackened and ruined, but the bandits were long gone. The townsfolk were gathering the bodies of the dead int...
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 06/12/2024
I'd add a few podcasts to the 'zines collection: - Drabblecast - PseudoPod - Creepy Podcast
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 22/11/2024
So far, I've found Bluesky to be a nicely chill place, full to bursting with creative folks. Just the kind of place that I'd think a hustle-culture hating software developer with a penchant for daydreaming would fit in very nicely indeed.
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Robert Luke Wilkins @robertlukewilkins.com · 26/10/2024
The question about AI art/fiction isn't whether it IS art. It's the ethics of massive, wealthy corporate bodies training AI on stolen art, without paying or crediting the artists. All AI art and fiction, right now, is theft. Until that changes, questions about its artistic merit are moot.
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