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Merc Fenn Wolfmoor @mercwolfmoor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We are REAL CLOSE... come back #OpportunityWindow, get some awesome #timeloop stories!! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...

screenshot from the backerkit website showing OPPORTUNITY WINDOW is at 1567/2000 with 96 backers and 4 days left to go

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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We actually don't hate this administration enough

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have a joke about World of Warcraft. It's a classic.

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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Trump destroying a national monument because people won't break the law by adding his name to it for him is a perfect example of this administration's total subservience to a madman.

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Three Corn Dog Night

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hunter just hit me for 1600 in the pocket with pneumonia. If you were in the market for a shiny gift, now would be super appreciated. Sterling here: www.peculiarityshop.com/sourcedsterl...

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maya kern @mayakern.com · 07/09/2026

ALL GIFT CARDS ARE 20% OFF after discussing options with my followers, i've put gift cards on sale for 20% off. many of you told me you want to support me but i just don't have anything in stock right now that you want to buy LINK: store.mayakern.com/products/gif... discount shown in cart

a preview of a gift card, it has black snakes and white roses

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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This would have destroyed me as a kid. Reading was EVERYTHING. And not children’s books. Even at a young age.

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

#lacon #worldcon this is a shitty way to handle a legitimate issue. It’s a shitty way to treat guests and participants.

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

You can plant saplings and rebuild the East Wing but it will never replace the lost history or significance. Fucking disgraceful.

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

More illegal bullshit as Trump razes one of D.C.'s most beautiful features to create something no one wanted.

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: "Submarine commander works for a promotion despite active interference from higher ranking officer." "Three best friends mentor a new guy while trying to keep their jobs and saving their boss's life."

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If someone else says it, it must be true. Comedy, everyone! But seriously, go follow this thread, read the interview, read my stories. Please? My cats are depending on you.

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Emmie Christie @emmiechristie33.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

13. “The Tears of Bourbon Street” | WYSR Review The soul of a street grieves the loss of his mortal lover. inkfoundry.net/review/why-y...

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry was magnificent in everything. That man chewed the scenery like he was a mastiff and it was his moose bone. He ate scenery like it was a gourmet dinner. He was the ham, the cheese, and the bread. And for me, he'll always be a would-be king.

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Tim Curry in Three Musketeers: That Can Be Arranged

ALT: Tim Curry in Three Musketeers: That Can Be Arranged

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com

NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.

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Emmie Christie @emmiechristie33.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

12. “Roll the Bones” @hexagonmagazine.bsky.social Gambling at the Changing Fortune means risking your very destiny. Get this story here! hexagonmagazine.ca/wp-content/u...

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Emmie Christie @emmiechristie33.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

11. “The Midnight Bride and Her Starshine Love” @hexagonmagazine.bsky.social They met at the wedding of Sun and Moon. Get this story here: hexagonmagazine.ca/wp-content/u...

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Emmie Christie @emmiechristie33.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

10. “The Cat’s Three Wishes” | WYSR Review @translunartl.bsky.social A cat summons a genie by knocking a jewelry box off the counter. Hilarity ensues. inkfoundry.net/review/why-y...

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Emmie Christie @emmiechristie33.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

9. “A Thousand Steps Up Godwich Road” Sarah walks Godwich Road with a singleminded purpose: to find out what happens at the end. Get this story here! hexagonmagazine.ca/wp-content/u...

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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

ORPHANED CATS NEED FOREVER HOME IN NORTHEAST (PLEASE READ *ENTIRE* THREAD) My wife's childhood friend died Thursday, leaving his two *mildly* special-needs cats. The elder, Wally, is about 13. ABSOLUTELY affectionate cat; GLORIOUSLY dim. His only issue is that he poops in bathtubs if given a chance

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Emmie Christie @emmiechristie33.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

8. “An Encounter in Space and Thyme” Layla gets a customer in her shop who wants to bake something difficult. Get this story here! hearthstories.org/issues/3.html

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Hearth Stories: Issue Three, Winter Solstice 2024

A twice yearly speculative fiction magazine exploring connection, family, relationships, comfort, and the natural world.

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Emmie Christie @emmiechristie33.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

7. “Sandwiches for the Soul” | WYSR Review @factorfourmagazine.com The sandwich maker makes the perfect sandwich for each customer. inkfoundry.net/review/why-y...

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Emmie Christie @emmiechristie33.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

6. “The Heartbeat of Ashentown” | WYSR Review Ash has a visitor from someone he does not want to see. inkfoundry.net/review/why-y...

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Emmie Christie @emmiechristie33.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

5. “Due to Unforeseen Circumstances, the Apocalypse May be Postponed” | WYSR Review Death and the other horsemen of the apocalypse have done the unthinkable: avoided their one job. inkfoundry.net/review/why-y...

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Emmie Christie @emmiechristie33.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

4. “Training Day in the Blackdeep Dungeon” | WYSR Review @dreamtheorymedia.bsky.social Chim the Extremely Lesser isn’t sure this is better than gelatinous cube farming. inkfoundry.net/review/why-y...

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Emmie Christie @emmiechristie33.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

3. “A Day in the Life of Mr. Farnsworth” | WYSR Review @metastellar.bsky.social Mr. Farnsworth has his work cut out for him, saving his owners from themselves. inkfoundry.net/review/why-y...

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Emmie Christie @emmiechristie33.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

2. “The Bureaucromancers’ Duel” | WYSR Review @bafflingmag.bsky.social Hazel and Jeanine are on opposite sides of a legal battle. That doesn’t mean they can’t work together. inkfoundry.net/review/why-y...

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Emmie Christie @emmiechristie33.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

New week, new author thread! This week I am reviewing Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social 1. “For Sale: The End of the World” | WYSR Review @metastellar.bsky.social Morth wants to buy an apocalypse at the Apocalypse Shoppe. inkfoundry.net/review/why-y...

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Archive Introduction

A brief note on how I’ve set up my reviews archive:

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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Though you may not support the sites on account of how they’re all terrible now, important to know Screenrant, Collider, CBR, Polygon, and other companies all deteriorated because they were bought out by Valnet, a truly heinous company started by shitbags.

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Coming back without making amends or restitution, without showing any sign of remorse or guilt, without making any growth or change -- how very 2026.

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Hexagon SF Magazine @hexagonmagazine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Hexagon’s Year Five Anthology is now available to all subscribers! 🧡 For as low as $1, you could be enjoying everything Hexagon published in its fifth year, marvelling at fantastic cover art, and gasping for air as you drown in never before seen concept art.

Hexagon’s Year Five Anthology cover features a human with long hair rising from a mangrove river with an enormous red snake watching ominously behind them. The human’s bottom half is sort of pixelated into small hexagon shapes as it emerges from the water.

Includes stories by Calvert, Cato, Del Valle Berríos, Dorgan, Gayet, Geleynse, Guay, Haab, Heike, Hirsch, Joines, Jones, Muscato, Novak, Nwaka, O’ Mahoney, Scheina, Stamp, Vona, and Wallace. Edited by JW Stebner.

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The Sir Callie and the Champions of Helston series by Esme Symes-Smith. Enby author, enby protagonist in the Tamora Pierce style of middle grade fantasy.

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If only they'd be honest and rename themselves as Bigots of TikTok.

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A bag of nuts, bolts, screws, allen wrenches, and other assorted bits and pieces left over from things you've put together over the years.

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The feeling when the President of the United States literally hates the country he's supposed to govern and makes no secret of it.

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Marie Brennan @swantower.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

If anybody was excited that Science Fiction Weekly is aiming to "revive" Daily Science Fiction, you should know they are straight-up lying about having gotten permission from writers to republish DSF stories on their website. (Yes, I have sent a DCMA takedown notice.)

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Mari Ness, writer of things @mariness.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

ANYWAY. Daily Science Fiction published between 44 to 47 of my short stories. As far as I can tell, Science Fiction Weekly hasn't published ALL of them yet, but they have published MOST of them without my permission.

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Tade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Looks like someone pirated Daily Science Fiction's entire output and posted them here, claiming to have author permission. At least a dozen authors to my knowledge have said they didn't grant permission. If you were published by DFS, you might wanna consider a Cease and Desist.

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Free short science fiction, published weekly · Science Fiction Weekly

Science Fiction Weekly publishes a free short story every weekday and a curated digest every Sunday. Subscribe by email.

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Beth Cato @bethcato.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Hey! If you were published at Daily Science Fiction, be aware that a site called Science Fiction Weekly has stolen the entire story database & posted it on their site. All of my DSF stories are there without my permission. sciencefictionweekly.com

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Free short science fiction, published weekly · Science Fiction Weekly

Science Fiction Weekly publishes a free short story every weekday and a curated digest every Sunday. Subscribe by email.

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Film you've watched more than 6 times, with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

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Pierce Brosnan: This Is A Great Day

Alt: Pierce Brosnan: This Is A Great Day

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Do they still make superhero porn parodies? Because I'd like to pitch THOR '69: THORGASM It would of course be historically accurate like Wonder Woman 1984.

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I don't know if I can be authoritative but I can say these two, in this moment, doing this scene speaks to me.

Pierce Brosnan in a suit, Rene Russo in a sheer black dress, from The Thomas Crown Affair

Pierce Brosnan in a suit without a tie, from the Thomas Crown Affair

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If Obama or Biden had done anything even remotely like this--attacked a red state, weaponized funding, withheld funds--simply for voting for Trump...you can bet not a single Republican would have shut up for even a second. And no Democrat with a conscience would have supported it.

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