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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮

@robbbert.bsky.social
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the wicked witch of the (PN)W. avid pickler. lover of vodka. naked 99% of the time. simultaneously the maiden, mother, and crone. 📍Seattle, WA (any pronoun)

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Paul the Naked Hiker 👣 @nakedhiker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know we can potentially jeopardise our careers by talking about our nudism, but unless we do so freely, it will NEVER garner the recognition and respect it deserves and so desperately needs. Many believe it's an impossible dilemma, but it's actually not as problematic as some might fear.
A nudist proudly displays the sign that announces the nudist tradition of the locality.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The puzzle in the break room at work is missing 3 pieces. There's 1 piece left from the box and it does not belong to this puzzle. My patience is being tested.
A corner of an almost-completed puzzle. 3 spaces are missing their pieces. Next to the puzzle is one piece laying on the table, and it does not fit any of the missing spaces.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've written maybe 10 captions for this, but none of them compare to the message on the wall. Y'all stay strong. Keep an eye out for your neighbors, friends, and family.
A photo of me standing naked next to a mural on a brick wall that says "SOLIDARITY NOW. PROTECT OUR COMMUNITIES." that features two birds.
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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let there be a light - 24x30” acrylic on canvas. A painting of Ahmad Joude that I completely reworked this weekend. Available.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is officially robe and slipper season. Prepare yourselves.
Photo of me standing in the living room, wearing opossum slippers and an open blue bathrobe.
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Paul the Naked Hiker 👣 @nakedhiker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hoy, 27 de septiembre, hay una corrida de toros en el pueblo donde vivo. El toreo es primitivo, cruel, asqueroso y una puta vergüenza. ¿Cuándo se va a prohibir este horrible tortura? Les debería dar vergüenza a todos los palurdos que participan—tanto a los toreros como a los espectadores.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Off 2 red bull vodka and 2 jello shots I'm ready to take back Ba Sing Se in the name of the Earth Nation
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dude next to me on the train was asking chatgpt what the side effects will be with taking 5mg of Lexapro I'm gonna kms
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me when I keep increasing my ebay bid by $3 for this resident evil medic bag. This is my first time ever for bidding on ebay. The rush is getting to me.
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Ziarastar
Alt: Actress playing Gypsy Rose Blanchard, texting on a flip phone while giggling and looking around
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If y'all do a balloon release at my funeral, I'm using my spirit to curse every one of y'all for polluting the planet.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ya es viernes, y el cuerpo lo sabe!!!!!!!!! This is also the song used for my alarm every morning, and I just KNOW my husband hates it because I wake up a couple of hours before him.
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I honestly don’t care what the haters have to say about me. Which is why I am releasing my 23rd song about how much I don’t care about it just to make sure everyone knows that I don’t care.
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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Morning thoughts.
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Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m (not) sorry I stopped following you…it’s just that you keep posting on X. 🤮
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pnwricky ☔️ @itsrickypnw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fall is officially here so as I get ready to pull out the flannel and pumpkin spice I'm gonna flashback on this Throwback Thursday to the beginning of summer when I did a little race.
A nude male (me) who has a clear fanny pack is taking a step and is making a peace sign with his fingers. There is a sign behind him that says Finish Line and a crowd of people heading towards it.
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Swirl 🇵🇷 @pnw-swirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Found this from the Solstice Parade earlier this year and it made me smile. Shoutout to @itsrickypnw.bsky.social for helping paint @robbbert.bsky.social and I. And always being down for the adventure. He’s a real one. #tbt #naturist #gaynudist #bodyfreedom
Three friends pose together outdoors at the Fremont Solstice Parade. The person on the left has bright turquoise hair and is covered in green swirling body paint. The friend in the center wears glasses, a gray T-shirt and lavender shorts. The person on the right wears a pink and purple cap and is covered in vivid blue and purple body paint with colorful suns, spirals, and abstract designs. All three smile and gesture toward the camera, with bicycles, trees, and other paradegoers in the background.
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Swirl 🇵🇷 @pnw-swirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy to see Denny Blaine’s history finally being honored. And that history is still being written. 🏳️‍🌈 #nudebeach #nudism #naturism
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Seattle Officially Recognizes Denny Blaine as an LGBTQ+ Landmark - The Stranger
For the first time, the Seattle City Council formally recognized  Denny Blaine Park’s decades of queer history and its importance to gay and trans Seattle. The council passed a formal resolution Wedne...
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Paul the Naked Hiker 👣 @nakedhiker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's a real pity that naturist "influencers", who often start off as genuine naturists, use their naked bodies as a vehicle to make money for themselves. The moment someone does this, they, like any other nude model, turn their nudity into a business and it ceases to be naturism.
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Brettpunk Art @brettpunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BRETT'S MYSTERY ART SALE FOR THEIR MYSTERY NERVE AFFLICTION (and kidney stone (and car repairs)) Help me deal with horrible bills, and get some art! What you get will be a mystery, just like my nerve problems! Commissions are also welcome, and shares are appreciated. Anything helps! Thank you!
Brett's Mystery Art Sale For Their Mystery Nerve Affliction and car repairs and kidney stoneDonate $3+ to get a sticker, $15+ to get a print, $20+ to get a small sketch, $30+ for a small painting, $50 for a new original piece. Bundles can also be done and we can discuss commissions too.Venmo is @brettpunk, cashapp is $brettpunk, paypal is cookedbrett@gmail.com, and ko-fi is brettpunk. Any amount helps. Thank you!!
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty sure I just pulled a muscle in my neck due to sneezing, so I'm ready to die.
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Dying Hungry And Thirsty
Alt: A shriveled corpse that looks about dead
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Bucky @thehappybucket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a fun evening. Being gay is the best.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Then I get on tiktok to watch some funny little videos and relieve some anger, and it's all sponsored ads, garbage content, tiktok shop, or AI-generated undisclosed ads.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Update: no theaters within 60mi of the Seattle area have the Resident Evil popcorn bucket. Called around and said they either didn't get any shipment, or it sold out immediately. They're anywhere from $100 to $500 on ebay. I'm this close 👌 to being radicalized.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is motivating me to start dancing in the mornings again
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got a long day ahead of me after I take this shower. Y'all wish me luck.
High-angle selfie of me standing naked in my closet
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Tushy Tuesday from Rob & the gang. Y'all remember to do your squats.
A photo of 5 men on the beach, naked and facing away from the camera with their arms around each other's shoulders and waists.
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BoyKelly @boykelly13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A meme that says “Are you excited for Halloween this year?” And a picture of a man with his dick in a pumpkin and another man reaching in and touching said dick
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How am I supposed to take my shoes off at work whenever I have 2 people unexpectedly show up to work in my cubicle cube, when normally I'm all alone on Mondays? 😢
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Brought my runes to work to add to my nature landscape. Turns out this shelf is the only magnetic portion. The entire metal backing is... not? So this is where they live now.
A photo of my office desk, highlighting a small shelf that contains fake moss in various shades of green, a skullpanda figurine called Moss, various gems, a small Buddha statue, and now several magnets that are runes from the game Old School Runescape.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We are officially in the era of trying new things. I've never had a Miller before (due to having standards) and this was actually... kinda good?
A photo of a menu, showing an item called "Egg Bomb" for $9. It's a 7oz Miller High Life poured over a Campari pickled egg.A glass with a pickled egg covered with beer, next to a glass bottle of Miller High Life.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay, what are we dressing up as for gay Halloween this year? Or nudist Halloween?
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember. You are beautiful today. You were beautiful yesterday. You will be beautiful tomorrow. And no one can change any of that.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I miss when Krispy Kreme used to give you a free dozen glazed for your birthday. Those were the days. This was from my birthday, and was also the first nude I ever posted on Facebook and Instagram. My mom was so pissed, and all my coworkers thought it was funny.
Photo of me standing naked in my kitchen. I'm holding a big box of krispy kreme donuts in frent of my crotch with one hand, and eating a donut with the other hand.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes I miss my beautiful locks, but they made sleeping unbearable with how hot they were. And the amount of conditioner I had to use?!?!?! Those curls were too much maintenance.
Photo of me sitting naked on a log next to a walking trail in a green forest. I'm wearing red shoes and have curly hair to my shoulders.Photo of me standing naked in a green forest, leaning on one arm against a tree.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
10am and I'm craving a samosa chaat. I need it more than the ability to breathe.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of the probably 1,000 mirror selfies that @itsrickypnw.bsky.social and I have taken in my guest bathroom for this Throwback Thursday.
Mirror selfie of me (naked) and Ricky (clothed) in a bathroom. We're both holding up peace signs with our hands.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Officially Hispanic Heritage Month, yet nobody has venmo'd or zelle'd me anything to show appreciation for their favorite Mexican. All of you are fake.
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Swirl 🇵🇷 @pnw-swirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Doing some good old-fashioned public activism & making sure no one can say they didn’t hear about the meeting No plans tonight? Show support & join us at 6 PM at Miller Community Center for the Denny Blaine Supplemental Use Guidelines meeting #gayseattle #seattlegay #public #nudist
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Swirl 🇵🇷 @pnw-swirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Learn more: bit.ly/dennyblaine
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Denny Blaine Park: Updates and Opportunities to Get Involved - Parkways
Denny Blaine Park serves as a vital park and waterfront space for many of Seattle’s communities, particularly the queer community.    Since July 2025, Denny Blaine Park has operated under a court-orde...
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Theaters in the rest of the world: Please enjoy your limited edition Resident Evil medicine bag popcorn bucket. We know the movie isn't out yet, but you can buy it a few weeks early because we love you. 😘 Theaters near me:
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Woman Making a Face
Alt: A woman spits on the camera and then punches it
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Went to leave a hate comment on Ed Sheeran's tiktok and I've already got him blocked.
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Glee: Santana Lopez's Psychic Mexican Third Eye
Alt: Character Santana from the show Glee, saying "my psychic mexican third eye is never wrong."
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They should call me Garfield with the way I absolutely HATE Mondays.
Photo of me standing naked in a closet doorway, with a sad facial expression, and giving 2 thumbs down.
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j(ay) @hydrop0nicw33d.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don’t make me grab you by the foreskin.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Heading to Richmond Night Market in BC since it's their final year. As soon as I grab the cash from the ATM, I'm gonna be Chihiro's parents in Spirited Away. @kailscheng.bsky.social and @kumadamada.bsky.social are gonna have to pick me out of the pig pen to take me home.
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Spirited Away: Chihiro's Parents as Pigs
Alt: Spirited Away: Chihiro's Parents as Pigs, eating plates of food at a food stall
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Swirl 🇵🇷 @pnw-swirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of the wildest parts of the Chris Mudwalker homophobic meltdown is the reminder that even within the nudist community, openly expressing gay sexuality can still make some people more uncomfortable than the homophobia directed at it. That irony is hard to miss.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
1on1 went amazing because I fortunately am THAT bitch. I think I deserve a third donut. As a treat.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stress-eating a second Krispy Kreme donut in the corner of the parking lot before I have my 1on1 with my manager.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Weekend weather forecast looking gloomy... Mentally, I'm back in San Francisco for Bare to Breakers (Bay to Breakers), under the bright sun, hanging out with other beautiful naked people for this Throwback Thursday.
Photo of me and another person standing naked on a city sidewalk. The other person is wearing pink boots, rainbow socks, pink straps wrapped like a harness, a silver tiara, and blue/green shimmery fairy wings.
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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Huh. Charlie Kirk went a whole year without saying anything racist, sexist, or homophobic. I didn’t think he could do it.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ate leftover malatang on my lunch break in the office. Now I'm so full and struggling to stay awake. Someone please put a meeting on my calendar so I can use it to take a 2hr nap.
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