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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 20h

Where did the term “reblog” come from and why are people using it here?

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Looks like CNN execs finally want some articles they can use for their defense at the New Nuremberg Trials.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Recent manufacturers update from Dell deactivated low battery warnings. Now you just have to notice the teeny tiny little icon in the lower right. Because that makes sense for some reason I guess? Just found out the hard way I had apparently not connected to power at my desk. Thanks, Dell!

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Never wanted to be in the Trek universe more than when Captain Janeway stumbled across a holodeck character she was attracted to and she just deleted his wife.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Looks like today is just not your day. Maybe try not being an asshole tomorrow.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Finally looked up that Choose Texas song everyone is yammering about. Watched the two official videos also. It’s exactly what I thought it would be. Barely seasoned for maximum mass appeal bittersweet broken hearted themed crooning mediocrity. Like if Taylor Swift did country music. I liked it.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A boy once chose Nebraska over me but you don’t hear me whine-crooning about it.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not the least bit surprised that Texas people would be aghast at the idea that some people might choose not to listen to that Texas Choice song, as Texas doesn’t support choice. The song was conceived and it WILL be delivered to your ears.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is it ok if I sip an iced coffee while I don’t listen to that Texas Choice song?

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

But do go on, people who scoff at the idea that others haven’t heard the stuff they like.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Weird how when the insanely popular song is by someone not white or not cishet (“Old Town Road” by Lil’ Nas X) the debate is “what kind of radio station does it /really/ belong on?” but when nice straight white girls croon about broken hearts the debate is “Why do you pretend you haven’t heard it?”

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We don’t know what the Pah-Wraiths did with Gul Dukat after he vanished among them in the fire caves. And they’re clearly capable of time travel.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why do headlights now have a setting for “asshole in your mirrors”?

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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

me showing up at the circle jerk: is it okay to bring my iced coffee in here?

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just a coincidence that the typical subscriber of the WSJ is a parent who never figured out the importance of at least occasionally prioritizing their children’s needs ahead of their own wants* *It’s my dad. I’m talking about my dad.

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Geralf ✨ @geralf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

For a moment, the world stopped. ⏳💫

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I used to live in Misery. Misery. Damn autocorrect. Misery. Ugh. I give up. Anyway, miserable place.

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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 26/09/2026

Update, upon feedback: Lawful Good — Beyoncé Neutral Good — Carly Rae Jepsen Chaotic Good — Sabrina Carpenter Chaotic Neutral — Chappel Roan True Neutral — Ethel Cain Lawful Neutral — Taylor Swift Chaotic Evil — Azealia Banks Neutral Evil — Katy Perry Lawful Evil — Sydney Sweeney

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Business owners/managers: Don’t do this. The floor space in a handicapped accessible restroom isn’t meant to be extra storage space for you to put supply cabinets. It’s meant for a wheelchair user to be able to maneuver independently. This space is now inaccessible to a wheelchair user.

A restroom at a business open to the public that is built to be big enough for a wheelchair user to maneuver independently, but a storage cabinet has been placed in front of the toilet, rendering this space inaccessible to a disabled person.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Honestly, FUCK market forces. Housing is the bedrock of civilization. The government could step in and just set a rate for primary residences, make it low (1%? 2%?) and keep it there no matter what other markets do so housing is always accessible and boosting everything connected to housing…

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I thought he mean “prison” cell, because of all the corruption. Here’s hoping, I guess.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can anyone read this? “Manys a leiae!” ? “I nanys q laAe!” ? Does this barista hate me?

A close up of a handwritten message on a coffee cup. The text is illegible,

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The assholery of people at this Starbucks is astonishing. Busy parking lot. Few spaces. Long drive thru line. Some jerk who must have ordered on the app just put on their hazards and walked away from their car in the thru lane, blocking cars from getting out. Froze everything. Straight to hell.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is “dissociating” when I put on old episodes of Star Trek in the living room and then go sit on my bed in silence, staring at the wall but not actually looking at it, until I hear the closing credits theme?

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Now it’s 52D/44R with FOUR ties; NE, IA, MN, and FL. FLORIDA. A Democrat has a chance in the Senate race in America’s unimpressive penis. And Texas is still blue on their map too.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Poll aggregator electoral-vote.com has the Senate at 52D/45R with 3 ties; NE, IA, MN. It has Texas as “Barely Dem”. But barely counts. The tie in NE doesn’t even include a Democrat. It’s a tie between an Independent incumbent and an R challenger. I’m feeling better the closer we get to November.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Imagine how much it would suck to be at a party full of whoever those incel losers were that flooded IMDB to give a 4.3 out of 10 star rating to yesterday's "fantasy land"-type episode of #StarTrekSNW. Do have they no idea how to just enjoy something fun?

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There’s obviously a facehugger inside that orb.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me: *completes english-salmon translation app Me: Hey, Salmon. How are you? Salmon: Good, thanks. Me: Salmon: Me: So… We have a color named after you. *points to my shirt Salmon: I’m not pink. Why would you name a shade of pink after me? Me: Salmon:

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Anyway how can we use AI to pull off another GameStop?

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I wasn’t worried about these “AI will kill everyone within ten years” claims until turmp called them a hoax just now.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I don’t understand why there isn’t still a market for those Red Box DVD rental vending machines. $1 or $2 per night is a lot less than a 48-hour streaming rental of $20 or $25, even if there is the inconvenience of having to pick up and return a physical object…

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

How does penis music not have its own Grammy category?

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

How can Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't DO anything.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Huh. I wonder what happened that day.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ronald Reagan saw "9 to 5" while he was president and wrote in his diary how much he hated it because women smoked marijuana in it and had a good time, which depicted MJ as a good thing. If I ever get my hands on a time machine I'm taking John Hinckley to a shooting range for lots of practice.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Amazon is such a PITA. Search: low rise briefs for men Results: Here are forty different styles of underwear that are not low rise briefs for men, and also a smattering of umbrellas for some reason, with two or three low rise styles mixed in. Hope you can find the ones you wanted.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

At Mexican restaurants I like to scoop up the beans on my plate with chips from the chips and salsa that comes with your drinks. I never use a utensil for the beans. Just chips. I never see anyone else doing this. Have I invented something new?

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Haven’t seen this one in a while. Always gives me the LOLZ.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Huh. Charlie Kirk went a whole year without saying anything racist, sexist, or homophobic. I didn’t think he could do it.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

For the #StarTrek 60th anniversary today I am watching the two good Risa episodes, TNG S3 E19 “Captain’s Holiday” and ENT S1 E25 “Two Days and Two Nights”. Fun, relaxing, inconsequential. The DS9 Risa episode annoys me. Worf was lured to fascism more easily than a tribble to a barrel of grain.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 07/09/2026