iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The zoo is closed for Oktobearfest and I've never been happier.

A group of hands holding a group of small beer glasses holding various colored beers and ciders

robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The face of a man who just won his first ever ebay bidding war and securing a Resident Evil medic bag, although highly scalped *taken on 9/28. He would later find out on 10/1 that AMC is doing a restock for normal prices, but they won't be shipped until December.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The puzzle in the break room at work is missing 3 pieces. There's 1 piece left from the box and it does not belong to this puzzle. My patience is being tested.

A corner of an almost-completed puzzle. 3 spaces are missing their pieces. Next to the puzzle is one piece laying on the table, and it does not fit any of the missing spaces.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've written maybe 10 captions for this, but none of them compare to the message on the wall. Y'all stay strong. Keep an eye out for your neighbors, friends, and family.

A photo of me standing naked next to a mural on a brick wall that says "SOLIDARITY NOW. PROTECT OUR COMMUNITIES." that features two birds.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It is officially robe and slipper season. Prepare yourselves.

Photo of me standing in the living room, wearing opossum slippers and an open blue bathrobe.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ya es viernes, y el cuerpo lo sabe!!!!!!!!! This is also the song used for my alarm every morning, and I just KNOW my husband hates it because I wake up a couple of hours before him.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Then I get on tiktok to watch some funny little videos and relieve some anger, and it's all sponsored ads, garbage content, tiktok shop, or AI-generated undisclosed ads.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Got a long day ahead of me after I take this shower. Y'all wish me luck.

High-angle selfie of me standing naked in my closet

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Happy Tushy Tuesday from Rob & the gang. Y'all remember to do your squats.

A photo of 5 men on the beach, naked and facing away from the camera with their arms around each other's shoulders and waists.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Brought my runes to work to add to my nature landscape. Turns out this shelf is the only magnetic portion. The entire metal backing is... not? So this is where they live now.

A photo of my office desk, highlighting a small shelf that contains fake moss in various shades of green, a skullpanda figurine called Moss, various gems, a small Buddha statue, and now several magnets that are runes from the game Old School Runescape.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We are officially in the era of trying new things. I've never had a Miller before (due to having standards) and this was actually... kinda good?

A photo of a menu, showing an item called "Egg Bomb" for $9. It's a 7oz Miller High Life poured over a Campari pickled egg.

A glass with a pickled egg covered with beer, next to a glass bottle of Miller High Life.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Wait this is cute, and would enact a little bit of social distancing

A man in a crowd, who is naked except for wearing a ball pit hanging off of his shoulders made of PVC pipe and netting, then filled with plastic balls of multiple colors.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I miss when Krispy Kreme used to give you a free dozen glazed for your birthday. Those were the days. This was from my birthday, and was also the first nude I ever posted on Facebook and Instagram. My mom was so pissed, and all my coworkers thought it was funny.

Photo of me standing naked in my kitchen. I'm holding a big box of krispy kreme donuts in frent of my crotch with one hand, and eating a donut with the other hand.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sometimes I miss my beautiful locks, but they made sleeping unbearable with how hot they were. And the amount of conditioner I had to use?!?!?! Those curls were too much maintenance.

Photo of me sitting naked on a log next to a walking trail in a green forest. I'm wearing red shoes and have curly hair to my shoulders.

Photo of me standing naked in a green forest, leaning on one arm against a tree.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

One of the probably 1,000 mirror selfies that @itsrickypnw.bsky.social and I have taken in my guest bathroom for this Throwback Thursday.

Mirror selfie of me (naked) and Ricky (clothed) in a bathroom. We're both holding up peace signs with our hands.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They should call me Garfield with the way I absolutely HATE Mondays.

Photo of me standing naked in a closet doorway, with a sad facial expression, and giving 2 thumbs down.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Stress-eating a second Krispy Kreme donut in the corner of the parking lot before I have my 1on1 with my manager.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Weekend weather forecast looking gloomy... Mentally, I'm back in San Francisco for Bare to Breakers (Bay to Breakers), under the bright sun, hanging out with other beautiful naked people for this Throwback Thursday.

Photo of me and another person standing naked on a city sidewalk. The other person is wearing pink boots, rainbow socks, pink straps wrapped like a harness, a silver tiara, and blue/green shimmery fairy wings.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

About to get ready to head the office after a 3-day weekend as we head into fall, but I'm wishing I were back at the naked campground, enjoying my lemon ice cream made from skyr. Summer wasn't long enough. It never is.

Photo of me sitting in a camping chair, naked and eating an ice cream code. Around me are an ice chest, another chair, and a tent.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Y'all, I'm booked and BUSY for my day off. Please send all requests to my secretary and he'll make sure they're processed in the order they're received. These back to back meetings are just so tough, you know?

A screenshot of my AMC reservation list, showing The Dog Stars at 12pm, Onslaught at 3:30pm, and Buddy at 5:30pm.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Enjoying the last bit of sunshine and warmth while we have it. It wasn't enough. We need more.

High-angle selfie of me standing next to my black car. I'm wearing a blue polo and a black strap computer bag. I'm looking up to the sun with my eyes closed and making a sad face.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Throwback Thursday to August 2022! Dancing before my shower in the morning to hype myself up. As you can see, it may not have worked. 😂 Maybe I need to do it every single morning for it to start my day off right?

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Today is different. Moisturized, wore my watch, and brought my leftovers. 💓

Selfie of me in an office cubicle holding a brown to-go box.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In bed before midnight like a good little boy. Last night (lol) I crawled into bed at 4:45am.

Selfie of me laying down in bed, holding a stuffed brown bear.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Just another manic Monday. Wish it was... time for me to retire. I'm not so sure about having to work for another 30 years.

Photo of me laying naked on a couch. My leg and groin as covered by a striped blanket. Behind me is a window that has a lot of sunlight coming in.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

They're pretty good! Granted, I've never had a beignet outside of these so I don't really have a baseline for how they should taste. (Toes locked behind a $19.99 paywall).

Photo of a clear plastic container from Costco that has mini beignets stuffed with hazelnut and covered in powdered sugar inside.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Let's make a Vietnamese iced coffee together to start the day! Rules for ordering: -Ignore I'm starting my day at 2pm -Ignore any expiration date you see in my fridge -Ignore my morning congestion breathing -Ignore my bedhead -I'm no longer taking coffee orders

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Ren faire yesterday and had a turkey leg for the first time in over a decade. It took washing my hands 4 times and a rough shower before my hands and face no longer smelled like meat. I felt like The Hound when he was tearing up those chickens at the tavern with Aria. Grease everywhere. 🤢

A picture of my hand holding a giant smoked turkey leg that has been wrapped in tin foil and napkins. In the background are several picnic table, benches, and a gravel ground.

A photo of the line of people ahead of me. At the front of the line is a makeshift storefront made of wood that looks like an old english house, with a big sign that reads "hot & delicious turkey legs."

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Fridays are for pizza parties! What's everyone getting up to this weekend?

Me standing naked (except for sandals) next to my open car door in a parking lot, holding several boxes of pizza.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Happy hump day from this big ol' queen. Y'all stay beautiful and queer.

Photo of me standing in a green field. In the background are green trees on a mountain, a big blue sky, and the sun. I'm naked, facing away from the camera, and holding a big pride flag in the air and around my back.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Just made my first ever kandi bracelet. Somehow worked up a sweat by thinking too hard? Spent maybe $100 on beads and completely forgot to get black beads.

A yellow beaded bracelet that reads "Pompompurin."

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I may not have covid or the flu, but this celebration of a negative test apparently took all of my remaining energy. Took this at ~4pm yesterday, then slept until 11am today. Ate some tacos and drank a Dr. Pepper just now, so I feel a little bit better.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

This shit is curing my hangover so well that I'm this close 👌 to busting out the zydeco moves in the middle of this popeyes lobby

Photo of a spread of fried chicken, biscuits, red beans & rice, French fries, pickled jalapeños, and sodas.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Gays: omg I know JUST the thing to bring on our beach trip!!!

A photo of 1w bags of chips, a box of cheez-its, and a bag of goldfish on a kitchen counter.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Caesar the No Drama Llama is wearing a harness, so technically he was wearing more clothing than I was??? Had an absolute blast at Portland WNBR. My legs are weaker than Jell-o. Time for a hot shower then to fuse to my couch with a nice beveragino.

Me standing in a park with my arm around a white and brown llama. I'm naked and in the background are people in various stages of undress.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Middle of the work week and I'm wishing I were back in SanFran with my loved ones, doing the Bare to Breakers (even though my feet were sore for a few days). @pnw-swirl.bsky.social @itsrickypnw.bsky.social

Photo of me, my two friends Ricky and Jesse posing naked with a woman in workout gear on a city street. In the background are a pole that says "Mile 3" and some houses.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

That's okay, because I made sure you did some today!

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I fear that bottom pizza box is stronger than my legs are right now. 😪

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Did somebody order a perfectly average-sized sausage? What about 6 of them? My community service is picking up the pizza for monthly naked night. Gotta make sure my babies are fed. Every time y'all see this video, comment to remind me to do squats!

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Had a nightmare last night that I was being chased by the subway peddler from The Wiz and it was honestly one of the scariest dreams I've ever had.

Photo of two red monsters made out of folded paper to look like giant suits, next to a pair of human legs that are the same height as the monsters.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It's amazing what a shave and shower can do to my outlook on life.

A photo of me standing naked in the bathroom with my arm against a wall. My body hair and facial hair are overgrown, and I have bedhead.

A photo of me standing naked in the bathroom with my arm against the wall. My body hair has been trimmed and my face/neck have been shaved down to the bone. My hair is wet having just come out of the shower.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Taco Bell two nights in a row means I'm eating good and sleeping soundly.

Picture of me sitting at a table in Taco Bell, holding the paper bag of food in front of my face

Picture of me laying down naked on my bed, cuddling a stuffed bear.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I smell like hot pot and I'm in bed. Nobody bother me for 24-48hr.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The fact that we left naked night while the sun was STILL out yesterday is having my brain in a tizzy. Can't say we've ever done that, but I was sleeeeeepy. w/ @itsrickypnw.bsky.social

Two naked men standing on a sidewalk in front of a building.

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Just a fat boy, happy with his grilled squid and strawberry lemonade at the summer solstice celebration. 😘 Happy #ThiccThursday, y'all!

Me standing in the middle of an outdoor fair. I'm holding a paper bowl with a grilled squid, and drinking from a lightbulb-shaped bottle containing strawberry lemonade. I'm naked except for body paint that looks like green vines and wearing a small side bag.

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