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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮

@robbbert.bsky.social
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the wicked witch of the (PN)W. avid pickler. lover of vodka. naked 99% of the time. simultaneously the maiden, mother, and crone. 📍Seattle, WA (any pronoun)

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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bozos, all of them. I wish I had enough artistic ability so that I could've been generating those monkeys to take money away from those idiots.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very
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Paul the Naked Hiker 👣 @nakedhiker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know we can potentially jeopardise our careers by talking about our nudism, but unless we do so freely, it will NEVER garner the recognition and respect it deserves and so desperately needs. Many believe it's an impossible dilemma, but it's actually not as problematic as some might fear.
A nudist proudly displays the sign that announces the nudist tradition of the locality.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I could see it. We do have a couple of other puzzle boxes in the break room but I rarely pay attention when they come out. Puzzles are serious business for me, so I don't want to have to share with others.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The puzzle in the break room at work is missing 3 pieces. There's 1 piece left from the box and it does not belong to this puzzle. My patience is being tested.
A corner of an almost-completed puzzle. 3 spaces are missing their pieces. Next to the puzzle is one piece laying on the table, and it does not fit any of the missing spaces.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looks amazing. Good job!
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do typically also wear nothing while at home, but the robe is a last resort if the regular heater isn't keeping me warm.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've written maybe 10 captions for this, but none of them compare to the message on the wall. Y'all stay strong. Keep an eye out for your neighbors, friends, and family.
A photo of me standing naked next to a mural on a brick wall that says "SOLIDARITY NOW. PROTECT OUR COMMUNITIES." that features two birds.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm on my second attempt at a helix piercing and the bump just doesn't go down : (
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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let there be a light - 24x30” acrylic on canvas. A painting of Ahmad Joude that I completely reworked this weekend. Available.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Welcome home 💓
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is officially robe and slipper season. Prepare yourselves.
Photo of me standing in the living room, wearing opossum slippers and an open blue bathrobe.
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Paul the Naked Hiker 👣 @nakedhiker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hoy, 27 de septiembre, hay una corrida de toros en el pueblo donde vivo. El toreo es primitivo, cruel, asqueroso y una puta vergüenza. ¿Cuándo se va a prohibir este horrible tortura? Les debería dar vergüenza a todos los palurdos que participan—tanto a los toreros como a los espectadores.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Off 2 red bull vodka and 2 jello shots I'm ready to take back Ba Sing Se in the name of the Earth Nation
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw the preview for the next one at the movies last week and thought "damn, they ain't done yet?!"
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And it'll be the world I destroy
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Godzilla 1954
Alt: A black and white gif of gorilla turning over a bridge
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dude next to me on the train was asking chatgpt what the side effects will be with taking 5mg of Lexapro I'm gonna kms
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The other day we saw handmade signs along the street that said "DEPOP POP-UP." There were no details. No address. No arrows.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me when I keep increasing my ebay bid by $3 for this resident evil medic bag. This is my first time ever for bidding on ebay. The rush is getting to me.
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Ziarastar
Alt: Actress playing Gypsy Rose Blanchard, texting on a flip phone while giggling and looking around
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If y'all do a balloon release at my funeral, I'm using my spirit to curse every one of y'all for polluting the planet.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just know my voice would crack
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My man (😍😍😍) needs lots of beauty sleep so he can rest up and help me be a homemaker in 5-10yrs
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reposted to fix an autocorrect error 🙈
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ya es viernes, y el cuerpo lo sabe!!!!!!!!! This is also the song used for my alarm every morning, and I just KNOW my husband hates it because I wake up a couple of hours before him.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DRAG HER!!!
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I honestly don’t care what the haters have to say about me. Which is why I am releasing my 23rd song about how much I don’t care about it just to make sure everyone knows that I don’t care.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Both of us being fake fans for not catching that I misspelled Kremwerk 😔
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just bought a ticket to Kremwork because they're having extended hours this weekend. I know my knees are going to be in shambles come Sunday.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Update: what the fuck
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I did 3 guesses when I first woke up and had to set it down. Let me revisit it right quick...
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I now say "someone put a coat on that baby!" or "why is that baby running around without shoes?" Keep in mind that I hate wearing shoes and coats.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthdaaaaayyyyyyyy! Can't believe your birthday isn't on my calendar 😔
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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Morning thoughts.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Willow Smith with Third Eye Effect
Alt: Willow Smith with Third Eye Effect
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Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m (not) sorry I stopped following you…it’s just that you keep posting on X. 🤮
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pnwricky ☔️ @itsrickypnw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fall is officially here so as I get ready to pull out the flannel and pumpkin spice I'm gonna flashback on this Throwback Thursday to the beginning of summer when I did a little race.
A nude male (me) who has a clear fanny pack is taking a step and is making a peace sign with his fingers. There is a sign behind him that says Finish Line and a crowd of people heading towards it.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Take me back 😢
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Swirl 🇵🇷 @pnw-swirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Found this from the Solstice Parade earlier this year and it made me smile. Shoutout to @itsrickypnw.bsky.social for helping paint @robbbert.bsky.social and I. And always being down for the adventure. He’s a real one. #tbt #naturist #gaynudist #bodyfreedom
Three friends pose together outdoors at the Fremont Solstice Parade. The person on the left has bright turquoise hair and is covered in green swirling body paint. The friend in the center wears glasses, a gray T-shirt and lavender shorts. The person on the right wears a pink and purple cap and is covered in vivid blue and purple body paint with colorful suns, spirals, and abstract designs. All three smile and gesture toward the camera, with bicycles, trees, and other paradegoers in the background.
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Swirl 🇵🇷 @pnw-swirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy to see Denny Blaine’s history finally being honored. And that history is still being written. 🏳️‍🌈 #nudebeach #nudism #naturism
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Seattle Officially Recognizes Denny Blaine as an LGBTQ+ Landmark - The Stranger
For the first time, the Seattle City Council formally recognized  Denny Blaine Park’s decades of queer history and its importance to gay and trans Seattle. The council passed a formal resolution Wedne...
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Paul the Naked Hiker 👣 @nakedhiker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's a real pity that naturist "influencers", who often start off as genuine naturists, use their naked bodies as a vehicle to make money for themselves. The moment someone does this, they, like any other nude model, turn their nudity into a business and it ceases to be naturism.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How was sea urchin? I'm still scared to try it, yet have no reason.
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Brettpunk Art @brettpunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BRETT'S MYSTERY ART SALE FOR THEIR MYSTERY NERVE AFFLICTION (and kidney stone (and car repairs)) Help me deal with horrible bills, and get some art! What you get will be a mystery, just like my nerve problems! Commissions are also welcome, and shares are appreciated. Anything helps! Thank you!
Brett's Mystery Art Sale For Their Mystery Nerve Affliction and car repairs and kidney stoneDonate $3+ to get a sticker, $15+ to get a print, $20+ to get a small sketch, $30+ for a small painting, $50 for a new original piece. Bundles can also be done and we can discuss commissions too.Venmo is @brettpunk, cashapp is $brettpunk, paypal is cookedbrett@gmail.com, and ko-fi is brettpunk. Any amount helps. Thank you!!
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty sure I just pulled a muscle in my neck due to sneezing, so I'm ready to die.
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Dying Hungry And Thirsty
Alt: A shriveled corpse that looks about dead
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Bucky @thehappybucket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a fun evening. Being gay is the best.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Then I get on tiktok to watch some funny little videos and relieve some anger, and it's all sponsored ads, garbage content, tiktok shop, or AI-generated undisclosed ads.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Update: no theaters within 60mi of the Seattle area have the Resident Evil popcorn bucket. Called around and said they either didn't get any shipment, or it sold out immediately. They're anywhere from $100 to $500 on ebay. I'm this close 👌 to being radicalized.
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is motivating me to start dancing in the mornings again
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got a long day ahead of me after I take this shower. Y'all wish me luck.
High-angle selfie of me standing naked in my closet
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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮 @robbbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Tushy Tuesday from Rob & the gang. Y'all remember to do your squats.
A photo of 5 men on the beach, naked and facing away from the camera with their arms around each other's shoulders and waists.
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BoyKelly @boykelly13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A meme that says “Are you excited for Halloween this year?” And a picture of a man with his dick in a pumpkin and another man reaching in and touching said dick
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