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rmadriz.bsky.social @rmadriz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Animal Farm For @rawstory.com
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 16/09/2026
This is why Trump can’t stand Black women. They don’t take his shit. Let’s appreciate Rep. Joyce Beatty for being the fighter we need. Trump: “I think you’re incompetent.” Beatty: “I know you’re incompetent.” Then she reminded him: “You had more bankruptcies than anybody in the room.” 🔥
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(in a raspy voice hoarse from repetition) I wonder ... I wonder if any Republicans ... will be asked ... to disavow ... (swallows hard) to disavow the Nazi ... who works for their colleague? (collapses from exhaustion)
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Most of what I post doesn't have a point. I'm just saying stuff recreationally.
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Eduardo García-Molina @egarcmol.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Breaking: Trump declares he was a first responder during the eruption of Pompeii, claims Pliny stole credit.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🫰 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/09/07/economaniacal
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Funny, I remember moments after the towers collapsed he was safely esconsed in his midtown office bragging on local TV that he now owned the tallest building in lower Manhattan. www.politico.com/video/2016/0...
politico.com
Donald Trump says his building is tallest in lower Manhattan after fall of twin towers
Trump calls into WWOR-TV about the 9/11 attacks. From Fox 5 News NY: http://bit.ly/2cspghV
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Anthony Reed @blackpoetics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Meme of the title page of Capital Vol. 1 with the title changed to "I fucking warned you dude. I told you bro: A Critical Analysis of Capitalist Production" by Karl Marx
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's not enough to just take this shit down in 2.5 years. We've gotta desecrate it. Flip it over and turn it into a halfpipe. Make the sides of it a dog park so something can piss and shit on it. It's the only way out of this. President AOC, I will make this happen free of charge.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I will not play grand theft auto because it perpetuates car culture :/
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m sorry; this is hilarious. www.vanityfair.com/story/the-wi...
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The ‘Rich Dad, Poor Dad’ Author Is $1.2 Billion in Debt
VF visits Robert Kiyosaki in Arizona to unravel the self-mythology of a longtime bestseller and friend of Trump.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 23/08/2026
I hope everyone caught this Lancet study confirming that Elon Musk & DOGE are responsible for genocidal levels of suffering & death.
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Evaluating the impact of two decades of USAID interventions and projecting the effects of defunding on mortality up to 2030: a retrospective impact evaluation and forecasting analysis
USAID funding has significantly contributed to the reduction in adult and child mortality across low-income and middle-income countries over the past two decades. Our estimates show that, unless the a...
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 22/08/2026
Massive bigot ticks down the volume of her hatemongering from 100 to 99.9. No money for Rowling, ever. No eyes for Potter.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/08/2026
Over the last 25 years, six people who contracted measles in the U.S. died from it. A model built by Stanford researchers predicts that if Americans could no longer get the vaccine, measles could kill about 290,000 people in the next 25 years. (Published March)
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The Horrors That Could Lie Ahead if Vaccines Vanish
Researchers at Stanford University modeled how many people could die or be disabled in 25 years if vaccines for polio, measles, rubella or diphtheria were no longer available.
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the fact that a billionaire can randomly throw $100,000,000 into a campaign against taxing the rich seems like the best argument yet they can afford it
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rmadriz.bsky.social @rmadriz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
6 — Feral. The Switchboard. cadence 84 · vigil 2 · lexicon 13 · polish 80 · drift 3 · chorus 0 Six lines read off all 2,236 of my posts. A percentile among 77 accounts, not an AI detector. b.mino.mobi/palm/?u=rmadriz.bsky.so…
A six-spoke radar chart of stylometric readings for @rmadriz.bsky.social. Cadence (how metronomic you are) 84th percentile; Vigil (how little you sleep) 2th percentile; Lexicon (how narrow your words) 13th percentile; Polish (how immaculate you are) 80th percentile; Drift (how unchanging you are) 3th percentile; Chorus (how much you broadcast) 0th percentile. Composite 6 of 100, "Feral", archetype "The Switchboard" — You keep perfect time because someone is always calling. (Cadence 84 over Chorus 0). The scale runs from Pan (least machine-like) to the Loom (most). These are percentiles among 77 real accounts, not a probability that anything was machine-written.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Despite all the accusations of crimes and cover-ups, the Trump admin has never actually prosecuted or jailed anyone. The supposed stolen 2020 election, Jan 6 deep state, Dr Fauci, etc. All of its is just theater for the base, revving them up. In the end, will undermine faith in gov and institutions.
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Christopher Nolan giving Emily Wilson a call today:
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Their plan is to say as little as possible and win by default, which in their mind is the safest path that doesn't alienate anyone. This misses the opportunity to galvanize the public around important issues, and then they throw up their hands about how the voters are ignorant and apathetic
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“We need more peel and stick faux gold plastic appliqués embellishing the walls of the White House” - the dying words of every US solider who gets exploded
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
MAHA Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack (and support editorial cartooning): nickanderson.substack.com For @contrariannews.org
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I took a hard look at the financial donors to ICE’s biggest supporters in Congress. These are people who want to significantly expand ICE’s power and have sponsored or co-sponsored legislation to do so. Here are the top 25 consumer brands bankrolling the biggest ICE supporters in Congress:
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Jan Adriaenssens @verbeeld.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 19/07/2026
the "ok  imma fight ... damn X has hands" meme except it's "ok imma rig the world cup for argentina....  damn argentina sucks" with fifa
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2026
“If you’re listening, Sen. McConnell, please—we’ve had enough,” said a spokesperson for 340 million Americans across the country
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Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself
WASHINGTON—In an emotional press conference driven by fear and desperation, the American public begged Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) on Thursday to stop releasing photos of himself. “If you’re listening...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/07/2026
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I know, the rules are written this way and so defenders have to be careful, but "I intentionally went behind a player's back to get kicked by them, I wasn't even trying to play the ball, I just tried to get kicked" should not actually work as a means of generating a free penalty kick on goal. 🤷‍♂️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026
GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag theonion.com/gop-allies-claim-they-…
GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag
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Sarah Shachat @sarahshachat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This, from Morocco's run last WC, remains one of my favorite jokes ever.
Tweet saying: 

Morocco, 732 🤝 Morocco, 2022

WE HAVE CONQUERED THE IBERIAN PENINSULA AND ARE PREPARED TO BATTLE FRANCE
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
tax the rich but also make each of them walk down a runway where they get an extra tax if i think their outfit is ugly
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/07/2026
"Just imagine the glory and pride you’ll feel witnessing an Olympian receive a gold medal for half-pipe snowboarding while the devastating guitar power chords of Mastodon’s Brent Hinds and Bill Kelliher bludgeon the self-worth of the other loser countries." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/why...
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Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced by Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” as Our National Anthem
“‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ does not slap. You can’t possibly add it to a Summer Jamz playlist. If it appears mid-shuffle between ‘SICKO MODE’ and ‘Run The W...
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Norway defeated England in a World Cup qualifier in Oslo on September 9, 1981. Which led to this—the greatest call in sports broadcasting history. Kick rocks, Maggie Thatcher.
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Spencer Sunshine @transform6789.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Labor owns everything it creates, and this includes intellectual and abstract labor.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.
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