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Magma

@rlzombie.bsky.social
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High school SPED teacher, band nerd, cardboard enthusiast. Alt account.

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Magma @rlzombie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Having had a sister who got a terrible ankle injury in college basketball, which the doctor then fucked up and caused her to need a rod in her ankle 15 years later….this is unthinkable. There is not a deep enough layer of Hell for these imbeciles.
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Magma @rlzombie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First band competition of the year!
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
correction we should absolutely do this every year on 9-25
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s true that Dolly Parton was a country music icon. But far more importantly, she was a human decency, kindness, empathy & generosity icon. And we lose her at a time when those traits are more urgently needed than ever, especially in the USA. As we honour her remarkable life, honour those traits.
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Dolly Parton, country music icon, dies at 80
In May, she announced she was canceling a Las Vegas show and said she’d been undergoing treatment for kidney stones for several years.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This reddit review for Coyote VS Acme made me tear up a bit.
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Magma @rlzombie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Congrats to the Phantom Regiment alumni corps. I’m not going to lie, I haven’t been feeling any of the shows this year. But man, 70 years of excellence and beautiful music, and they brought me to tears. Elsa’s is always a treasure, and they reminded me why they’re my favorite corps.
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Uolevi @surkea.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Art comes from humanity👨‍🎨 #caveart
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Magma @rlzombie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The things you do for band students sometimes
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KrysaliaH ✂️🔴💾 @krysaliah.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
♥ 🤭
une peinture sur un pot de style hellenique, elle représente un poulpe dont deux tentacules sont levés comme des bras, il a deux yeux ronds et sa bouche semble former un petit sourire joyeux.
au dessus de l'image, un texte : 
thérapeute : que fait on quand on se sent triste ?
moi : se souvenir que la pieuvre des grecs anciens nous soutient à fond ?
therapeute : exactement.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026
who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️ [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A cute, stylized illustration of “Jimothy,” a viral raccoon with short spine syndrome. He’s walking happily with colorful stars and lines around him in primary colors, along with the words “hold onto your whimsy.”
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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Lissa, the Bonita variety @bonitalissa.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I am pleased to see Jimothy the raccoon making such waves and gaining a following and outpouring of love. BUT! Yall better show the fuck up for us disabled humans the same way you show up for a disabled raccoon.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
matthew always brings the receipts
• A law called the "Food Traceability Rule," designed to make tracing contaminated food easier, was supposed to go into effect on January 20, 2026.
• Taylor Foods started paying Sidley Austin to lobby. on "regulation of food safety" in January of 2025.
• On March 20, 2025, FDA announced they were pushing back the implementation of the "Food Traceability Rule" by 30 months.
• On March 26, 2025, Taylor Fresh Foods Inc contributed $1,000,000 to MAGA Inc, a Trump-aligned super PAC.
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🍊 tsu @tsurudraws.art · 19/07/2026
had this pulled up for my freelancing guide how topical indeed
A screenshot of a tumblr post.

From user radiqueer:
Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget.

From user aromanticduck:
Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I can't believe I even have to say this, but: Insisting on the reader developing basic literacy and vocabulary improvement skills is not, nor has ever been, ableism. Encountering a word you do not understand is not gatekeeping. It's an invitation for you to learn a new word. FFS.
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Vivian McCall @vivmccall.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
BRING ME PICTURES OF JIMOTHY
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I’m like a funnie kamgy @ryroo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You okay dude? Your leitmotif is in a minor key and-…was that 2nd a half step down?…and a diminished fifth?? It’s locrian, this is a cry for help isn’t it.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
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rprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Facts that Hollywood tried to keep from the masses but overtime it was proven to be true 💯🎯
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Maybe they should just practice locking the door and turning off the lights and remaining silent while hiding under their desks…or is that just appropriate for kindergartners? 
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Take a minute for this Sam Neill clip, reuniting with his JP co-stars.
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Opinionated Terran @opinionated-terran.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Quick Tip: "Don't speak ill of the dead" means dont demean, or spread lies, or speak malicious untruth about dead people, who cant defend themselves Accurately describing someone's life and legacy is not "speaking ill" It's the truth - which is self justifying in that it is the truth!
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The More You Know - Iconic Star Animation
ALT: The More You Know - Iconic Star Animation
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Kids need/deserve traumatic films. Films that show death or lasting consequences that aren't resolved almost instantly. Fear, anger, grief and frustration should be part of kids movies. Kids arent stupid, they feel big emotions just like adults, they deserve to see those experiences reflected back.
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HeyFizzyJay @heyfizzyjay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
don't speak ill of the dead

don't be a piece of shit while you're alive
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You’ve heard of the Midas Touch? Well this is like that, but it’s poop. He turns everything into poop.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 06/07/2026
Our phones can help us protect our rights while we protest, but they can also leave us vulnerable to surveillance and endanger the safety of others. Before you hit the streets in protest, our digital privacy expert Chad Marlow has important information that can help protect our rights.
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doublemmia @mobilesuitmia.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sony is taking this away from us
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Magma @rlzombie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
But a 5-4 (I know 6-3, but I’ve heard from others it really wasn’t) ruling on “is the constitution ACTUALLY the law of the land” is terrifying, and shows how corrupt the Supreme Court currently is.
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Corps Scores @corpsscores.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Fort Collins CO #dci2026 World 1 Blue Devils-75.65 2 Phantom Regiment-72.65 3 Troopers-67.85 4 Blue Knights-67.55 5 Genesis-60.35 www.dci.org/scores/recap...
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Official Drums Along the Rockies Final Scores
Corps Results at Drums Along the Rockies, Indianapolis, IN. Official Final score and recap information by Drum Corps International.
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Hika @hikazio.com · 27/06/2026
need a good sticker company? check out stickerapp.com
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Rosie B. 🔜 PAX Unplugged @sweetrosiebee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is *the* book from my childhood that made me fall in love with reading. If you haven't read it, please please please please do!
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Teacher with school tour group outside the Supreme Court: ok everybody! Who can tell me what the Supreme Court does? 16yo, under his breath: fuck things up
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“if politicians REALLY wanted to take care of kids…” they don’t. It is now and has always been a blatant lie, and I’m sick of playing along with the premise that they might.
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R.R. Virdi | Buy The First Binding (from TOR) @rrvirdi.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Future Trunks would be ashamed of you supporting this tool if literally fascism and oppression Future Gohan died fighting this crap. How can any of you support the Red Ribbon Army's efforts after everything Goku has done to stop them?!
Meme depicts future trunks from dbz confronting android 17-18 in his timeline preparing to destroy the 


Caption reads: of course I hate ai, trunks was my icon growing up.
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This one got me
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Ribbontini 🎀 @ribbon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
not enough people are mad about this
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Magma @rlzombie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
One small thing I dislike about the current political climate is just how apathetic it has made me for anything ‘patriotic.’ For the marching band I work with, we’ve been asked to play traditional patriotic songs and wear full uniform for our parade on the 4th. I know it’s a big deal for 250 years..
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The Bearded Halfling @thebeardedhalfling.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
As I've gotten older there's one storywriting opinion I've really taken. Your characters are allowed to be happy. I WANT to read about your character having ice-cream with their girlfriend and going on cute dates in between the world saving stuff. They don't have to be miserable all the time!!!
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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Fashion designer Jeremy Scott delivers commencement speech to Kansas City Art Institute graduates. Wait for it…
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Michael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Lonely people on the internet when they see an animated girl with a butt:
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Frollo's Witchcraft! from Hunchback of Notre Dame
Alt: Frollo's Witchcraft! from Hunchback of Notre Dame
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
But they were all of them deceived, for another leche was made...
Cuatro Leches cake recipe.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
best trend of 2026. boo all these fuckers.
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