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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈

@rlpastore.bsky.social
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Joined: Jun 11, 2023 GeoNames: Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario. Author of the fantasy comedies: - The Devil and the Wolf - Perseus Kills His Grandfather Author website: rlpastore.com I post humor, writing stuff, & photos from my yard.

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 7h
You’re welcome. It’s one of my personal lists I created so I can have categorized TLs that are briefer than the default one. A.K.A. One of my comfort bubbles 😊
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 9h
He hath ribbons of all the colors i’ th’ rainbow
A vivid rainbow in front of a blue sky framed by greenery in the foreground, suitable for National Coming Out Day.
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 10h
I’m only on Episode 2 of “The Final Problem” on Netflix, but I’m enjoying it very much. There are wonderful touches by the director and it has a strong cast. Plus, the author’s treatment of the main character is excellent. Also, I’m opting to watch it via subtitles rather than choosing dubbing.
The promotional poster for the series “El Problema Final” (“The Final Problem”)
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 11h
These two are amazing. I’ve enjoyed every clip I’ve seen them in.
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m o c h y @mochy.bsky.social · 12h
A Halloween decoration consisting of a "crashed witch." 

A small witch has apparently crashed into a large tree and is stuck part-way up... She's wearing a black dress and boots, orange/black stockings, purple scarf and black red-brimmed hat. The tree has mostly light'ish colored bark. The foreground is heavy tree roots and light green moss with fall leaves in red, golden-brown and pink hues. And the background is a sun-dappled light-colored wooden fence and evergreen trees.

(This was the the first Halloween decoration to go up in the neighborhood by at least a week, and it's hilarious and cool.)
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 12h
As I understand it, she feels every customer should be treated with respect. Kind of reminds me of an Absolutely Fabulous episode where Edina goes to a gallery to buy high-end art and is met with a snobby receptionist. On the way out Edina tells her, "You can drop the attitude. It's just a shop."
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 12h
On the one hand, this is happening far too often. On the other, I'm starting to get used to the flavor of my Very-Berry-Rolly-Coli smoothies
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 14h
The Birth Month .99 sale goes on. Today's feature, my short story collection, Killing Berthold Gambrel. "From the humorous to the poignant to the heartbreaking, Paxson once again creates an evocative collection of stories and poetry." Buy it everywhere e-books are sold: books2read.com/u/mvX2o2
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Killing Berthold Gambrel: A Collection by Mark Paxson
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 14h
Here’s a few flow’rs
Dahlia, mostly pink with yellow in the center, backlit. Burgundy dahlia getting darker in the center until there’s a yellow growth like a different flower. Yhr outer petals are thin and spiky. Pink dahlias in shade with few on them.  Salmon-yellow spiky dahlias.
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 13h
Someday, I too wish to get an endorsement from beyond the grave.
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Berthold Gambrel @bertholdgambrel.bsky.social · 14h
"Killing Berthold Gambrel" is fantastic. You can take it from me, Berthold Gambrel.
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 16h
We're about due for him to insist we name a month after him.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18h
this fall, consider dressing like the man in gary bunt's paintings
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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 18h
I don't know the story - but was passin' by an realized someone had made a very sweet piece of art.
A disco ball set to resemble that it had just gone thru a basketball hoop with a metal chain net.
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New York Daily News @nydailynews.com · 20h
Today in History: October 11, AIDS Memorial Quilt displayed on Washington’s National Mall
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Today in History: October 11, AIDS Memorial Quilt displayed on Washington’s National Mall
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 19h
And they know it. 😉
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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BOOooo....! 👻☕
white ceramic mug with kinda cute face of black eyes, and black smile. Damn thing heats the handle up in the microwave, so basically useless for day to day use. But still, pretty good for October
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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if anyone would like to see their enemies beg for the sweet release of death, i’d highly recommend my niece’s elementary school production of Rent.
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Berthold Gambrel @bertholdgambrel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Finished rereading this again yesterday, and I'm more convinced than ever that in these pages @adambertocci.bsky.social perfectly captured what it's like to be a millennial. Decades from now, when (or if) they study early post-Y2K culture, they'll be reading this.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Reports of AI agents "acting on their own" are such sci-fi bullshit. If you are driving a car 80mph, jump out, and the car crashes through a house, I guess the car was "acting on its own."
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 22h
😂😂😂
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Am I misunderstanding the meaning of ‘unplugged’ here? Dating apps?
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Calling AI "Super Intelligence" is the wokest thing ever.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamt of losing my mind to a tiny screen that makes me sad.
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wow! 🪶📷📸
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So... the money from sales of diesel fuel will ultimately go directly to paying for Iran's missiles used against the U.S. military. I guess the White House goal is to lose the Iran war as badly as possible.
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deelancaster.bsky.social @deelancaster.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saw this at the garden centre when I stopped to get somepumpkins to turn into pies. I knew @thehemicane.bsky.social and @immcarvalho.bsky.social would apprciate the decorateive gourds
A bathtub full of decorative gourds of all the expected sizes, colours and shapes with some serious stem action going on. Luxuriating in the plethora of gourdage is a skelleton with a shower cap. Apparently a gourd tub is great for the old bones, or maybe really really bad for the skin, either way, our skelly friend is wearing a look of bliss. I feel the shower cap is more an atractive accessory than serving a purpose as skelly is bald.
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😂 In defense, mine are reasonably well-behaved allowing the cardinals, catbirds, one red-winged blackbird, and some others they recognize as regulars access to food and act as lookouts for them Around here, the mockingbird is the group’s major pain-in-the-ass.
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One for the #bee 🐝 lovers out there. 📸📷 #Bees #Photography #Nature
A common eastern bumblebee digs deep into a French marigold to reach some nectar
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I convinced this blue jay to pose for a profile photo. #birds #photography #nature 🪶📸📷
A blue jay is in complete profile from head to tail
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The gods. As in… “You said you were going for a walk on the beach. That was 20 years ago!” “Well first I got drafted into the war with Troy, which the gods dragged out. Then on the way home, the gods…”
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 10/10/2026
thou wilt answer this before the Pope.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Someone in the group ordered a "salad pizza" last night. Did you read that??? A "salad pizza." We deserve every terrible thing happening.
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Carrie Rubin @carrierubin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love fall. 😍 (It’s the winters I could do without…)
Leavings turning red on treetop against blue sky
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I guess he thought bombing a school full of children would have made him a shoo-in.
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This book is brilliant. I’m looking forward to see how it translates to a series.
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Josh Adams @joshadams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, if I were to go to NYCC tomorrow, who should I see? What should I do?
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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nothing is safe in this house.
Cat lips on my straw. Clover trying to taste some Fanta.
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On my watch list! FINALLY!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 09/10/2026
What did the Russian whisper in your ear?
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also it's not themselves, it's their companies that may create jobs. They often threaten to "take their companies with them but that usually turns out to be an empty threat. And if they do, cue the next state to tax them. How many times will they relocate then?
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Josh Adams @joshadams.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every damn thing I see online looks like AI now. It's all just eating itself and spitting out even mushier versions of itself.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Ted Lasso and Cormac McCarthy
Yes. These two topics have absolutely nothing to do with each other. But they are what I want to write about today. So … my blog, my rules. I’m not a huge fan of all the streaming and a…
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My favorite to use, though few others do, is ‘crisitunity’.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/10/2026
12 Words and Phrases from The Simpsons -taps sign -d'oh -say the quiet part out loud -old man yells at cloud And more! www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/wor...
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12 Words and Phrases from The Simpsons
A perfectly cromulent way to embiggen your vocabulary
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WritingPIs @writingpis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unfortunately home-bound right now, so loving these pix of aspens turning gold 💛 Follow @erynwyld.bsky.social for more great photos. #Colorado #Fall #LeafPeeping
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Are those 11 birds in your underwear or are you just happy to see me?
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I guess it's a modern spin on "four and twenty blackbirds" 🤷‍♂️
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Birth month sale!!! All my e-books are .99 this month, including The Dime. A contemporary, coming of age novel one reviewer described as "a heart-wrenching and heart-warming story that almost anyone can relate to." Get a copy everywhere e-books are sold. books2read.com/u/badpYx
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
The Dime by Mark Paxson
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Working 8 days a week I suppose
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