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They/he Actually 6 ferrets in a trenchcoat practicing witchcraft

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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I can’t stress this enough. The state of 4th Amendment law is that the cops can’t force you to type in a passcode but they can force you to swipe your finger or present your face. Never stop using passcodes/passwords to unlock your devices. And consider additional code to unlock Signal.
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Claude Taylor @realclaudetaylor.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If you missed this everyone should read this declaration from the physician who witnessed the shooting and was the first medical professional to reach Alex Pretti…
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 09/05/2025
we're six months into a fascist takeover and these worthless dweebs are still crying about eggs
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/05/2025
the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
So that's what Big Balls did with the terabytes of data he stole from the National Labor Relations Board a few weeks ago.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
This is a great thread for transfemmes in early transition. For transmasc, here are some small adjustments I'd make:
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Red Lori Bright Eyes A Fucking Bitch @redloribrighteyes.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
they are doing it It calls for an evaluation of all pending proceedings under the Equal Credit Opportunity Act (ECOA), which was first passed in 1974 and amended in 1976 to prevent lenders from discriminating against women based on marital status. www.newsweek.com/trump-execut...
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Trump executive order raises alarm over women's financial independence
A new executive order from the White House targets the Equal Credit Opportunity Act which was written to prevent sex-based credit discrimination.
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Texas Chainsaw Writing Workshop @kellylink.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“Emerson the alpaca enjoys the sun on Mon. afternoon on Riverbank Road in Northampton. ‘Emerson does not have any respect for the electric fence, especially with his winter coat on.” BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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Photo: Emerson the alpaca catching some rays in Northampton
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This is basically what I’ve been saying to anyone who will listen (which is not many people lol). Assuming we still have elections after this we’ll end up with someone just like him but who actually knows what they’re doing politically
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Regular reminder that racism and Nazism are symptoms of precisely zero disabilities.
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
In case you need it like I do.
Poem by Caitlin Seida.
17. Hope Is Not a Bird, Emily, It's a Sewer Rat
Hope is not the thing with feathers That comes home to roost
When you need it most.
Hope is an ugly thing With teeth and claws and
Patchy fur that's seen some shit.
It's what thrives in the discards
And survives in the ugliest parts of our world, Able to find a way to go on When nothing else can even find a way in.
It's the gritty, nasty little carrier of such diseases as Optimism, persistence, Perseverance and joy,
Transmissible as it drags its tail across your path and
Bites you in the ass.
Hope is not some delicate, beautiful bird, Emily.
It's a lowly little sewer rat
That snorts pesticides like they were
Lines of coke and still
Shows up on time to work the next day
Looking no worse for wear.
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 21/01/2025
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
photo of a bodysuit filled with garbage and a taped portrait of Elon Musk hangs upside down on the gate near piazzale Loreto in Milan, Italy. Photo from Ansa Italia 2025
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
You don't know anyone but natural born American citizens, full stop. And if you're white and border patrol or ICE starts asking questions, you ask to see their warrant. Don't you do nazi shit.
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Okay but where’s the satire
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
What'll I do when I'm retired? I'm not even finished being tired for the first time
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Do not Do not Do NOT Announce or even hint on your social media that you’re doing illegal or potentially illegal things. Even if for excellent reasons. You will be a target and make the people you aid targets.
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depressioncore @princesscore.meangirls.online · 20/01/2025
"they cant tell u who u are" yea but they can take away medical care i need to survive. they can use government policy to out me to employers. they can destroy the chance of future legal protections. they can further escalate the torture of trans prisoners
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
journalists today
an image of a figure raising his arm at various angles, labeled as follows:

CALL WAITER
NEURODIVERGENT (this normally says nazi)
CALL TAXI
PET CHILDREN
PET DOG
REST
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Saw that salute and my brain immediately started playing “Sieg Heil to the President Gasman…”
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Ruth Ben-Ghiat @ruthbenghiat.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Historian of fascism here. It was a Nazi salute and a very belligerent one too.
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C. L. Polk @clpolk.com · 20/01/2025
With alt-text. The Parable of the Talents is a novel by Octavia Butler. It was published in 1998, a sequel to The Parable of the Sower (1993.) Both were award winning books.
From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING
Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought.
To be led by a coward is to be controlled
by all that the coward fears.
To be led by a fool is to be led
by the opportunists who control the fool.
To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen.
To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies.
To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 20/01/2025
If you're discriminated against or arrested for being trans in Illinois, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.
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treekisser @treekisser.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
In case of ICE raid in Northern California, take photos and call. sfilen.org/publication/
Rapid Response Hotlines

SFILEN
San Francisco
RRN
415-200-1548

ACILEP
510-241-4011

Santa ClaraCounty
408-290-1144 

Monterey County
831-643-5225

Sacramento County
916-245-6773 

Fresno and Kern County
559-206-0151 

Marin County
415-991-4545

San Mateo
ILM
203-666-4472

Sonoma and Napa
707-800-4544 

Santa Cruz, Watsonville, &
Pajaro County
831-239-4289

Contra Costa County
925-900-5151

Humboldt County
707-282-5226

SIREN-Services Immigrant
Rights and Education
San Francisco Immigrant Legal
Network Texting Platform
Education Network sfilen.org
for North and Central CA
For more information contact
Program Manager at
Community: 201-468-6088
marisela@dscs.org
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I'm not happy that Musk gave two Nazi salutes at Trump's inauguration, but there's grim satisfaction in the undeniable evidence that this is a fascist movement and a fascist government, something that was already a bald fact but took a bunch of extra words to prove.
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Brianna Ghey: targeted and killed by a cis woman Nex Benedict: targeted and killed by cis women Skating Rink Victim: targeted and stabbed 14 times by a cis woman TERFS: why did the transgenders make men do this
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19/01/2025
Reminder that Mitt Romney explicitly said the rationale behind the tiktok ban was pro Palestinian content. The renewed push last year was explicitly to help Israel conduct a genocide without scrutiny on social media. Imperial boomerang in action. www.axios.com/local/salt-l...
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Sen. Romney links TikTok ban to pro-Palestinian content
Critics say his remarks belie the "national security" motive and expose free speech suppression.
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v e l o c i t y @velocity69.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
#antireport 
First recorded labour strike in world history took place c. 3,177 years ago this month!
The ‘Strike Papyrus’ records that tomb workers of Ramesses III at Deir el-Medina in Egypt, downed tools over pay and conditions, in November, c. 1155 BC.
#Labour #strike #antireportgr
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Also hey hi hello I once again mostly forgot social media existed for a few weeks but I’m back (hopefully)
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TikTok couldn’t have at least given us til midnight? Like damn
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I BET DEI DID THIS
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 16/01/2025
Have you tried not signing into law a bill that bans TikTok in the US?
Biden administration looks for ways to keep TikTok available in the U.S. if a ban set for
Sunday goes into effect
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/01/2025
nobody has ever designed an aesthetic cooler than this one and we made a terrible mistake ever moving past it
The theatrical poster for The Matrix

everyone looks cool as hell
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
'Can we not separate the art from the artist?' isn't a difficult question if the artist is still alive and being a massive great big shit.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
well that turned out to be a bit of an understatement
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Bold of you to assume I remembered to look for it 🤣
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
LimeWire Wrapped

1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac
2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv
3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3
4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav
5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe
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River ✨ @riverscorpion.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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☠️FEARPUNK☠️ (health hiatus) @gearpunk.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy. Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨
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