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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 3h

then the hatchling has something to practice on while it's growing big enough to go outside

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 3h

if dnd is gonna do the kobolds are draconic thing then i'm running dragons as kobold queens, laying liters of two or three dozen kobolds at a time until their nest is ready and they lay a dragon egg.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 4h

te/wr is from two decades ago, those guys used to play at a bar i cooked at. so some weird, weird shows there.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 4h

i went in to a little reverie inspired by douglas adams where the terrible armada of the empire arrives through a warp gate to present day earth but they are miniature sized

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 4h

so when they say 'the dinosaurs in this game have great AI they use flanking and cover to reload' it's different than 'this game uses AI for the dinosaur behavior' and they delete your hard drive

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 6h

library/arcade/movie theatre/concert hall with an attached restaurant/bar pool hall and bingo bowling lounge would be real fun.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 6h

why would i need an enormous teevee for video games when i have three kittens? they could not sit on it, it was not warm like a lap top, it was useless and it was cast down.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 6h

-other people can't have one- that shit is like -crack- to people like her.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 6h

that -rules-. I had a sidewalk score flat screen teevee plugged in to my laptop for gaming and it was pretty fucking slick. then my kittens knocked it over and I said, "you know what, you were right to do so," because I love them. Anyway that's my story.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 6h

there is a world where Warcraft kept the Warhammer license and I would -really- like to see what WoW looks like over there

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 6h

the wars of the future will be fought by miniatures mounted with ai over vast swaths of back yards and parking lots

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 6h

the thing about having a bunch of buzzy witches having a little midnight sabbath around a soup cauldron is no one can tell when a few of them sneak off for a little murder or what have you, everyone was here all night, officer.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h

well, when everyone in the room is a clown they just don't know any better

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h

i've talked to enough drunk people to understand 'let them nuke chicago... and then you'll understand... that the current gas prices are much more tolerable than the level of death that would result from them having a nuke.' but I should not have to be fluent in drunk to understand the president.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h

'also, you have to have slaves. like the man said, this is complicated.'

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h

'all right, if you -have- to have slaves, you have to let them go after six years, and we're coming back to this' - god.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h

that effect is with intention. www.soyvay.com/about-us/

Welcome to the world of Soy Vay, where flavors unite to make every meal more awesome.

When a Jewish boy and a Chinese girl joined flavor forces over 30 years ago, they knew they were making a tasty new marinade that would wow friends and family. What they didn’t know was that their marinade — an inventive mash-up of cultures, flavors and traditions — was only the beginning. On that day in 1980, they ignited a revolution. A saucy, tangy, tasty revolution.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 12h

Waving a flag bedecked with sparklers off of the skull shaped tip of his tactical codpiece

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/07/2025

corn dogs are just meat twinkies

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 18h

There are ways of getting people talking.

The cadaver synod, where they dug up a dead pope and put him on trial

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 18h

Oh shityeah: Dennis Hastert went toes up. Let’s start asking the GOP for eulogies.

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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 18h

The GSW should change their name to the Golden State Einherjar to make the correspondence with the Golden State Valkyries complete.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

nope, that's #2, tho. that one ^ is the white wolf.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

that illustration specifically. fucked me right up.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

if i'm waving my flag about it we need to nationalize the fast food chains and turn them in to actual workers meal halls and delivery.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

my plan is to convert my outbuilding in to one because the restaurant industry is utterly toxic and corrupt but the need for people to exchange money for goods and services including dinner still exists and i like cooking.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

or our fleet of adorable rapscallions on bikes will deliver

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

in an ideal world we'd be building a community kitchen or two every couple of blocks and paying people to prep meals for the neighborhood, come pick up your families dinner at the neighborhood kitchen on your way home.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

re: frats, cornell university, elite impunity, rape culture. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A4...

On the basis of ethnographic evidence, Gerhard Meiser (2002) summarised several recurring features of youthful war-bands in Indo-European traditions. These groups consisted of adolescent males initiated together as an age cohort, typically from prominent families. They were sent away to live outside their own society for a number of years as landless youths, possessing nothing but their weapons. In this liminal condition, they were permitted to raid, steal, and take sexual license with women of other groups without incurring the legal penalties they would face at home, while their activities focused on military training, heroic recitation, and attacks on outsiders. They wore animal skins, adopted wolf- or dog-like behaviour, and often bore names with canine or lupine elements, reflecting symbolic ties to death, liminality, fecundity, and sexual license.[

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

'as the smartest guy in the room i'm telling you you don't have time to think you've got to get on board or be left behind now is the time for action the future of mankind depends on it' -- we've heard this sales pitch before

the big brain alien in 'to serve man' the twilight zone episode fast talks a bunch of dipshit white guys in suits in to being dinner

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

lol. fair enough. my thought is that any attribution of nationalism as a special case inherent to a specific people is just doing the same 'othering' as any other caliper based racial belief.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

'it's special magical jewish nationalism' is a weird mental pretzel but i've been leaving it alone because i presume there are smarter people than me

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

that's definitely true but you should be more graphic about it. really relish in the suffering.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i am a meat cutter and when they talk about raising the retirement age to 70 or whatever i'm curious how they are going to keep my broken ass corpse moving

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

your kids -can't- cast fireball but every year they -do- cast summon santa clause

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

frankly, this would all be easy to fix if society would just admit magic -is- real but -doesn't- work like it does in roleplaying games.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

no but i have the most detailed set of random encounter tables for sharks anyone has ever seen

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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 02/10/2026

How much does it cost to get more information about a cop who punched someone in the face? If you guessed anything lower than $2.5 million, you’d be wrong — at least according to the city of Eugene, Oregon. buff.ly/AlxYU8S

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

people forget a spectrum is contains information about intensity, not simply left to right. any point on that line can burn like the devil in the night.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

mmmmmm it's givin' me the shivers to see people name american caste out loud.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That’s the best rap about messy sex I’ve heard all day.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A: It’s important to remember that while everyone likes a good knee slapper, safety is no laughing matter.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Q: Do you know why the safety inspectors pants fell down?

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