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chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 11h
... ... ... gender swapping a 'kilt' outfit has a fucking -weird- aesthetic it's like double reverse uno
a guy in a kilt with the black jacket and fluffy shirt
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 23h
re: ICE in New York City. I'm rooting for you.
Cyrus from The Warriors, asking the assembled gangs about their math skills: "Can you count, Suckas?"
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 23h
We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions Of the world
a man made of beef in a sleeveless 'free speech' shirt punches a police horse like he's conan the fucking barbarian the cop is utterly baffled
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gotta catch ‘em all: 40,000 years and counting
The Lascaux cave paintings of wildlife c 40k years ago
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🎶it's all fucking gender and patriarchy boop doo wop dee do boop deee dooooooooAH! *jazz hands* www.etymonline.com/word/family
family(n.)

early 15c., "servants of a household," from Latin familia "family servants, domestics collectively, the servants in a household," thus also "members of a household, the estate, property; the household, including relatives and servants," abstract noun formed from famulus "servant, slave," which is of unknown origin.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
scott bessent not much better, out there like he's from a weird japanese sitcom where all the americans are played by mannequins
the dad from 'the fuccons/oh! mikey' a weird japanese sitcom where all the americans are played by mannequins. he's a mannequin, square int he uncanny valley.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that effect is with intention. www.soyvay.com/about-us/
Welcome to the world of Soy Vay, where flavors unite to make every meal more awesome.

When a Jewish boy and a Chinese girl joined flavor forces over 30 years ago, they knew they were making a tasty new marinade that would wow friends and family. What they didn’t know was that their marinade — an inventive mash-up of cultures, flavors and traditions — was only the beginning. On that day in 1980, they ignited a revolution. A saucy, tangy, tasty revolution.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There are ways of getting people talking.
The cadaver synod, where they dug up a dead pope and put him on trial
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The White Wolf illustration from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, an ink illustration of a ghostly, toothy, evil looking fucking wolf
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
re: frats, cornell university, elite impunity, rape culture. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A4...
On the basis of ethnographic evidence, Gerhard Meiser (2002) summarised several recurring features of youthful war-bands in Indo-European traditions. These groups consisted of adolescent males initiated together as an age cohort, typically from prominent families. They were sent away to live outside their own society for a number of years as landless youths, possessing nothing but their weapons. In this liminal condition, they were permitted to raid, steal, and take sexual license with women of other groups without incurring the legal penalties they would face at home, while their activities focused on military training, heroic recitation, and attacks on outsiders. They wore animal skins, adopted wolf- or dog-like behaviour, and often bore names with canine or lupine elements, reflecting symbolic ties to death, liminality, fecundity, and sexual license.[
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'as the smartest guy in the room i'm telling you you don't have time to think you've got to get on board or be left behind now is the time for action the future of mankind depends on it' -- we've heard this sales pitch before
the big brain alien in 'to serve man' the twilight zone episode fast talks a bunch of dipshit white guys in suits in to being dinner
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
once you isolate 'this is not that and therefore must be independently evaluated' you're well on the way to sapping all the joy out of eating like a real pro.
the chef in the menu, planning on killing all of his customers and almost succeeding.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lollapalooza 93, featuring primus, alice in chains, dinosaur jr., tool, fishbone, arrested development, front 242, babes in toyland, rage against the machine, just a fucking monster line up for the era.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
people forget that this place has roots planted in poisonous ground full of bad decisions and predatory malice, indistinguishable from comedic incompetence.
jack dorsey standing next to an advertisement for bluesky social
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh you just aren't paranoid enough: black block, weapon, concealed riot weapon, black block
a tourist in blacka guy with a bike helmet a lady with a jacket over her shoulder covering her purse which has a bazooka in it another tourist in black
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that's why i lean in to posting hallucinatory things instead of downers.
a kym day painting of a cow standing in the desert with a rainbow appearing above its back. its characteristic black and white markings form a happy face. I'm just posting weird stuff because everyone is a downer and it sucks. have some hallucinatory happiness.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Running 4000 years of history in reverse
The dispersal of the indo European languages from basically Ukraine c 2000 bce
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
right on his little forehead
spot, the orange cat who tolerates data the most.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1932, so not too long after the silent movie era, still riding the trope.
tintin, tied to railroad tracks in 1932 tintin in america. he is dressed as a cowboy "I'm done for! that fellow know his job: these knots are like iron. Tintin, my friend, this time you're finished!"
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lucky strike presents the book of five rings
a hand colored photograph of toshiro mifune dressed as a samurai, smoking a cigarette, like he's just killed a whole bunch of dudes and needs to take 5.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*record scratch* well, that's me...
a samurai about to double handed overhead whallop a dude in a western outfit with his sword, the dude has -no idea- there is a samurai with a sword behind him, and although wounded, he looks smug and victorious, holding his gun on a thwarted foe off screen.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
for like, 20 years now jesus christ i'm old.
a somethingawful.com photoshop of 'akira kurosawa's only six samura' with the cropped vhs cover art showing 6/7 of the samurai
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
suddenly it's movie night
the seven samurai, who spend 70% of the movie dissecting their feelings about violence and 30% of the movie saying shit like 'why so many swords?' - 'I have a lot of killing to do' and then doing a lot of killing.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It has Always Been the Time of Miller.
tracey walter sitting in a glowing 64' chevy malibu iykyk (repo man)
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that's just the cobra assault cannon with wood furniture, therefore, it fucks.
the robocop cobra assault cannon, lacking elegant wood furniture for a weapon of such refinement and dignified subtlety
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they put james coburn out there pretending it was the telephone company, but those teeth were a dead giveaway: it was The Dentists this -whole time-
James Coburn in The Presidents Analyst, which, if you are the mandatory Bluesky age of 38, you have not seen. He is dressed like a groovy dude, with long gold necklace, poofy hippy guy hair, wild colored shades, and TEETH
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So Bucky Barnes and Jimmy Olsen are doing double anal for meth money while Black Widow rots in a hospital?
The big blue requiem for a dream eyeball
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
Proinsias Cassidy enjoying a pint of Guinness at the bar with a severed human head
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have autowarcon at home Autowarcon at home:
The screen for the c64 auto duel, a loose and reduced adaptation of car wars
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fuckin' -hate it- when shit i'm interested in becomes relevant. anyway, patriotic cowboys came from the same impulse to raid neighbors and steal their shit as the prehistoric cowboys, and it's one of those pillars of culture pete loves. off the chain roidbois raping and pillaging, forever.
In the ancient Celtic, Germanic, Greek, and Indo-Iranian traditions, young men often left their families to form warrior societies. “These were young guys on the edge of society who occasionally would steal cows, and you’d rather they were off stealing someone else’s cows,” says Anthony. “So they were expelled from their social groups and told to raid other communities.” In Germanic traditions, these bands of young warriors thought of themselves as wolf packs. A famous myth about the hero Siegfried has him donning a dog skin to go raiding with his nephew, whom he is training to become a warrior. In the Rigveda, an ancient Sanskrit text composed sometime before 1000 B.C., young men can only become warriors after sacrificing a dog at a winter ceremony and wearing its skin for four years, which they burn upon their return to society.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tag yourself the republic said I am the public tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own Code
and the republic said I see you

and the republic said you have filed the game well

and the republic said everything you need is within you, and also on USA.gov

and the republic said you are stronger than you know, and your case number is still valid

and the republic said you are the daylight

and the republic said you are the night, and the office is closed, please try again during business hours

and the republic said the darkness you fight is within you, and also a missing wet signature

and the republic said the light you seek is within you, and in the pamphlet

and the republic said you are not alone

and the republic said you are not separate from every other filer

and the republic said you are the public tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own Code

and the republic said I love you because you are the reason we have a ZIP code at all.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Suddenly, NOMEANSNO www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUj...

I want to jump out of my skin and be free (steady)
I want to kill the little thing that is me (steady)
I want to laugh and giggle, I want to scream (steady)
I want to wake up from this life crushing dream (steady)
I want to wash my body bare in the stream (steady)
I want to liberate this human machine (steady)
I want to laugh and giggle, I want to spit (steady)
I want to make you wonder what is it, what is it?
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
... ... ... on a long enough timeline most european countries are central asian mankurt
a diagram of the spread of western steppe herder ancestry through europe, asia, and the middle east, c. 3000 bce
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is there anything smarter than super intelligence? supreme intelligence?
dark helmet calls for his minions to send them straight to ludicrous speed
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the langoliers devouring existence or something in the miniseries, while stock footage of a plane flying away happens. just stunningly bad.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bloom county: opus at a bar, ordering a shirley temple. steve dallas is passed out on one side, and a man with a large, circular yellow head begins a drunken monologue: gad, i take take it anymore... just what kind of life are all living these days? 

just think... we spend al our time goin' full speed around and around this crazy maze of a world... just eating' and runnin'... eatin' and runnin'

... and all the whie our various fears are forever chasing us close behind... chasing and snapping at our heels... snap! snap!... until finally one they they catch up... and it's all over!

...FOR GODS SAKE, HELP ME PUT A FINGER ON IT! TODAY'S WORLD IS LIKE LIVING IN A GREAT BIG... A GREAT BIG...

*He grabs opus and begins shaking him, opus responds* VIDEO GAME?

they both pause

Pac Man: Naw... it's not that.
Opus: Is this a put on?
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what should have been the worlds greatest family reunion, after 25,000 years, turned in to the most apocalyptic genocide, and i think about that a lot.
A boy whose remains were found near Mal'ta is usually known by the abbreviation MA-1 (or MA1). Discovered in the 1920s, the remains have been dated to 24,000 BP. According to research published since 2013, MA-1 belonged to the population of Ancient North Eurasians, who were genetically "intermediate between modern western Eurasians and Native Americans, but distant from east Asians",[6] and partial genetic ancestors of Siberians, Native Americans, and Bronze Age Yamnaya and Botai[7] people of the Eurasian steppe.[8][9] In particular, modern-day Native Americans, Kets, Mansi, and Selkup have been found to harbour a significant amount of ancestry related to MA-1.[10]
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it is so much dumber than that: the guys with calipers made it all the way to the supreme court www.wbur.org/npr/11554892...
In 1923, an Indian American man named Bhagat Singh Thind argued before the U.S. Supreme Court that he was a white man and was therefore eligible to become a naturalized citizen. He based his claim on the fact that he was a member of India's highest caste and identified as an Aryan and therefore white. His claims were supported by the so-called Indo-European language theory, a controversial idea at the time that says nearly half the world's population speak a language that originated in one place. Theories about who lived in that place inspired a racist ideology that contended that the original speakers of the language were a white supreme race that colonized Europe and Asia thousands of years ago. This was used by many to define whiteness and eventually led to one of the most horrific events in history. On this episode of Throughline, we unpack the myths around this powerful idea and explore the politics and promise of the mother tongue.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
best 100 teevee shows? for real?
the great british baking show mexico week, astonishingly racist, even for british people
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
matt gaetz making a hand gesture and looking real confused while lauren boebert sits next to him looking horrified
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
salt n pepa
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
r2d2
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
with a notable exception
the egg opening from alien, with the weird green glow
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a horizontal triptych of aragorn lopping the noggin off of one of saurons minions, the big toothy one
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
be careful, a strong wind could destroy this dusty monument to ancient times
ultima iv: quest of the avatar
bard's tale 
oregon trail
jumpman
m.u.l.e.
elite
auto duel
curse of the azure bonds
blue max
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I reject your claim that there is a universe.
Rob Wright, looking disheveled, smoking, expounding on something passionately
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
maester aemon lectures sam in that show about naked dragons or whatever: they wore chains
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the problem with this kind of symbolism any more is that there is no 'frontier' to gaze off at. you're looking in a known direction, you know what's there, having that far off look just makes you look lost. where am i? why am i wearing this hat? is that ontario in the distance? what's for dinner?
a man in a cowboy hat gazing in to the distance
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
POV: if you walk away from the French onion soup the onions will burn so you just stir and poast and stir and poast
A cast iron Dutch oven with caramelizing onions at the bottom
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On a lighter note when I started this French onion soup this Dutch oven was filled to the brim with onions.
A ceramic coated cast iron Dutch oven with about a cup of onion caramel in the bottom of it
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