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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 9h
I saw the phantom man
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two and a Half Penises
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tonight I saw one of those driverless cars. No passengers either. It was parked on the side of the road with nobody in it at all
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
heart shaped statue with moody portrait of yoda that says Do or do Not
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Who You Callin’ Turkey @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
DOUBLE PLAY!! There’s been a double play in the mlb.
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(guy who got in big trouble for putting foil in the microwave buying a fridge) does this one have any weird rules
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can I get a piece of soda
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
imagine a beautiful woman named Jasmine Pringle
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the reason that October 1st is also considered scary
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've got me just where I want me...
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
would advise against this...
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From my series 100 Years Ago Today: Real People Tell Their Real Stories. #1: Doorman
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey guys, hot shot actor here. I have a pretty sweet life acting in big movies and having a ton of money and being celebrated everywhere I go for as long as I live. Guess what though, I also want to be a musician :)
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My funko pop collection is coming along quite shittily. zero funko pops to my name so far
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The members of Fleetwood Mac should've released all that tension in their band by having sex with each other
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
don't worry about it
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The nation's truckers have announced plans to move into the left lane for some reason
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Old movie stars from the 40s be having names like Dick Clit
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Data centers should be called Dada centers-- because they don't make any damn sense
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I always sometimes wonder about stuff
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bastage42 @bastage42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good news: I saw a big beautiful butterfly
a big beautiful butterfly atop a big red flower
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cmon man
screenshot from hospital website reading:

ST. JOSEPH HOSPITAL
A Member of Covenant Health

Jacquelyn Hyde, MD
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ooohh... that's gotta hurt
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Turn that scowl upside-dowl
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it was gold and turgid
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outerspace.com/scary @outerspacedotcom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I saw C3PO's penis
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This mf should be called La Monte Old!
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm forever in my debt
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have changed my mind, then
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rules are probably rules
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thinking about becoming the saddest person in the world
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fat S'hits
album cover for the Fats Domino compilation Fats' Hits
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They should let you see it
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Renting this thinking it's the one with Paul Giamatti's trip through wine country
poster for the 1993 action fantasy classic Sidekicks
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
me likey
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Steam is stepping up their cube game
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They should build a cube that plays games
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
cool!
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you think Inspector Gadget has ever made love
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ten years ago we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs. And we still do. Everything is fine. It's the year 2001. September 10, 2001
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The word "glam" is short for "giant clam"
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
those chips are mine
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just the one on the corner of Snack Ave and Crunch Street
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🚨 ALERT: there's a good deal on chips at the store 🚨
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They made a movie about Tony
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Great question! I don't know
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