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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Prog rock earworms are so fucking exhausting
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good news, everyone!
ALL YOUR GODS ARE DEAD.
(Little cartoon man looking angry saying this. Marker on paper, with background removed using Canva.)
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SOGGED
Wet adolescent raccoon standing on hind legs on someone's doorstep looking pitiful, the creature's little arms are kinda sticking out, big head little body etc
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got hold of some Northern Lights. Hell yeah. Great old school shit
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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All the rules were just made up by some guy. *lights cigarette and tries to look cool*
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[liminality intensifies]
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI IS THE FUTURE 
AND THE FUTURE IS
TERRIBLENESS

Drawing in marker of a man's face. He has big ears. Red background done with Sharpie Creative Marker. Surprisingly good markers.
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Tanuki’s Ghostie Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Go. Outside.
Three little white mushrooms with long stems showing off their gillsTwo brown mushrooms nestle together, their caps splitting slightly at the edges providing a pleasing texture
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Amelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hold on tight
And abstract drawing in pen, marker and ink. The Pen is fine black lines, there is neon pink and yellow and there are smears of blue ink.
the drawing is of a balloon man with two hands holding a balloon. A hand covers his mouth and another one tugs at his eye
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No need to worry about AI caused extinction events when we already are in the middle of a human caused extinction event
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beautiful chicken of the woods
A cluster of orange and yellow shelf mushrooms growing from a rotted log
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Relax, there aren’t enough raw resources for a robot takeover. Maybe don’t relax too much though because there aren’t enough raw resources for us either
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did a fourth grader name this dinosaur species?
A tyrannosaur named ALBERTOSAURUS SARCOPHAGUS
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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Curate your algorithm before it curates you
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neutral @neutral.zone · 23/09/2026
The older I get, the more I understand why wizards live alone in towers
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cute little hen
Small cluster of hen of the woods mushrooms
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
First date idea. Hike out into the woods and leave him there.
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I kinda wish fungi had found the oil and consumed it first
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Fun Ghoul 👻💜✨ @fungirl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Love slug 🐌🍄🫶
A perfectly heart-shaped hole chewed into the pores of an upturned bolete by a slug
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DRUNK ON PETROL
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Future history books: “These people loved oil. They made clothes out of it, they rubbed it on their lips, they fucking ate oil…”
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
artificially low entropy thanks to the great oil teat has got everyone doing politics
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
👀
Massive chicken of the woods mushroom growing on a tree trunk Massive chicken of the woods mushroom growing on a tree trunk Massive chicken of the woods mushroom growing on a tree trunk Massive chicken of the woods mushroom growing on a tree trunk
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If AI was taking all the jobs I wouldn’t expect to see actual real fucking money being spent on LinkedIn TV commercials
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ooh la la 😍
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
[flushes toilet] [Microsoft Teams: Your microphone is on mute]
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The best video on the internet youtu.be/ccukjz1wAcU?...
youtu.be
slayer abolish government
YouTube video by LilDawgzKrew
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is such a satisfying explanation. Life as an entropy-accelerating energy dissipation matrix 🤯 youtu.be/9FtGuUukf40?...
youtu.be
Is Consciousness JUST a Byproduct of Entropy?
YouTube video by Still Science Lab
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
why it look like that
a hand holding an interesting looking deflated balloon in front of a bunch of balloons on the floor
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i have a new enemy and it’s balloons
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You guys still fighting political battles for the elites over here?
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Finding one of these is like seeing a celebrity
A blue mushroom, Lactarius indigo
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Mushroom photo dump!
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What a beauty!
Orange Amanita mushroomOrange Amanita mushroom in my hand My hand holding an orange mushroom; cap side up My hand holding an orange mushroom; gill side up
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The latest bag of weed I bought was a strain called Artificial Red, but in my head I call it Sexyy Red
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Paying taxes is your patriotic duty. You pay taxes for streets, and schools, and highways, and in case a shady banker needs a bailout after committing fraud.
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
74° at midnight what is this bullshit
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If they were serious about colonizing space they’d send fungus instead of stupid mammalian ape men
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sure humanity is fucked, but I do have access to virtually unlimited tokens for Cline at work
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Tiny 🍄‍🟫
Tiny cream colored mushrooms growing from leaves and sticks. If you look closely there’s a blurry ghost pipe in the background
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Maybe the Earth created us to purge the oil and melt the ice caps. You don’t know
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
…and then I heard a voice—my own voice—coming from the opening and it said, “There’s a hole in the wall where the men can see it all”
A tunnel opening in the woods
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hear me out: An Anal Cunt tribute band
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
First time finding bay boletes
Brown mushroom growing from moss near a stumpBrown mushroom cap peaking out from a tree root My hand holding a mushroom. It has yellow pores underneath and they are stained blue in placesMy hand holding a smaller mushroom with a brown stem and yellow pores
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Check out these cool mushrooms I grew outside in a greenhouse
Cluster of white mushrooms in my hand.White mushrooms (Lentinus squarrosulus) growing from the side of a white plastic bucket White mushroom buttons (Lentinus squarrosulus) growing from the too of a white plastic bucket White mushrooms (Lentinus squarrosulus) growing from the side of a white plastic bucket
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’m so tired of emotionally charged writing and storytelling Tired of the magic tricks people pull to get what they want Internally I cringe as I search for an exit I long for the woods.…
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Once you learn about pedigree collapse, and how sexual reproduction is a mechanism to manage transient environmental conditions, you realize talks about bloodlines and heritage are just manipulations of the ego
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Black arm/white arm bro handshake me.

Iran 🤝 USA

“WRECKING THE WORLD ECONOMY
FOR RICH FUCKS”
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Wouldn’t Virgina actually be for…virgins?
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