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KimWilliamz

@kimwilliamz.bsky.social
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Thanks for dropping by. Next time bring snacks.

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone goes back in time and accidently steps on a cockroach or something
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did a fourth grader name this dinosaur species?
A tyrannosaur named ALBERTOSAURUS SARCOPHAGUS
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m not going to say that men are the problem. It’s implied.
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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
everything running in circle jerks like cockwork
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/06/2026
This is Penny. She came up with her own trick. Really hopes you like it, and will repeat it as many times as necessary until you acknowledge that you do. 14/10 (IG: pennycorgipoo)
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Steve is trying to cure his hangover...
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Smile, Steve loves you.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Thanks to AI even poor people can look 20 years younger.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Can’t, I’m growing my toenail out.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
He's an incredibly powerful wizard.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
When’s the last time Trump made it through an 8hr shift without taking a nap?
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What’s the point of making your bed if you don’t have a dog?
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If it goes up and doesn’t come back down, it’s probably stuck in the tree.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Stay tuned for another episode of Garbage Can Catastrophes
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Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Donald Trump has money, fame, power and he never smiles. He’s a miserable, whiny, cruel, piece of shit.
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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Yes, mom, I’ve heard of Skechers.
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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
tried rocket surgery once, it’s not brain science
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Reading your posts like.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Only 99% of German Shepherds are dogs. #SteveThoughts.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
First date idea. Hike out into the woods and leave him there.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That time I saw alligator lizards in the air. What a wild night that was.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
There goes Steve. Off to do whatever it is Steve does...
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Francois 🏳️‍🌈 @homovexedus.eurosky.social · 12/04/2026
Congratulations, Hungary! Suck a dick, Orbán!
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Who knew that naked women could draw 240 million fans? You’d think there’d be more.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Steve and Brad have been thrown out of the pub. They are definitely not happy about it.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
What’s a better way to die than being sucked into a mushroom cloud?
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
For once, I actually agree with Steve's advice. Being silly is good for the soul.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Jesus approved this message.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
When a deer gets caught in the headlights, do you think he’s thinking…”like wtf????
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/02/2026
Athletes In Raucous Olympic Village Fuckfest Fake Having Bible Study As Curlers Enter Room
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Athletes In Raucous Olympic Village Fuckfest Fake Having Bible Study As Curlers Enter Room
MILAN—Rushing around the dormitory in order to conceal evidence of their recent activity, the dozens of athletes engaging in a raucous Olympic Village fuckfest Thursday were reportedly forced to fake ...
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Just in! If you were born in Florida you may be eligible for a mental disability.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Me as a barista. I dgaf what you want in your coffee. The shit’s over there.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Tattoos are not a necessity but diapers are. Good talk.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The fcks I give are limited to animals these days.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It’s been an eventful day. Steve has seized Rome. He’s not sure how.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Starting a gofundme for Mickey Rourke. All donations will go directly to me. No scammers.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Obsessed with Sushi, so why isn’t sushi obsessed with me?
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I just checked Santa’s nice list, and not one funny person is on it.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
French Bulldogs are like squirrels, but more unpredictable.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
My go to trauma response is Gfy.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Did I tell you guys about the time I scarfed back a corn dog and washed it down with a Budweiser?
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Buddy you can’t scare me. I’ve had a Twitter account for 16 years.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
She fought the fascists and the fascists won.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
America your president is a complete idiot.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/10/2025
Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry theonion.com/grown-man-licking-ice-…
Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry
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jfree @jfree2024.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
the jokes are the resistance
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
This app is dumber than ordering chicken at a steak house.
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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Is there anything in America that isn’t completely stupid?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2025
Health Department Shuts Down Guy Fieri theonion.com/health-department-shut…
Health Department Shuts Down Guy Fieri
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