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Rex Beard

@rexbeard.bsky.social
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Mountain-Gravel-Road-Fat Biker; Father of 2; Military Spouse; Podcaster (Dispatches from the Forest); Master Naturalist & Certified Interpretive Guide; Agent of Chaos; Defender of the Unloved; Future Yooper #dispatchesfromtheforest

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
A poster on 8.5 x 11 inch paper saga Fishtown fish facts: red lipped catfish or of ocephalus Darwini. Then a pic of that freaky fish with 4 limbs it rests on the ground and then the words “stg this fish real red-lipped batfish walk ocean floor with they flippers RLBF have RBF, not they fault
RLBF have a bioluminescent lure that glows to attract dinner 
RLBF lipgloss is popping, RLBF lipgloss is cool, all the fish keep jockin, they chase RLBF after school
RLBF got scales like armor and shine bright like a diamond
Red-lipped batfish will teach you how to dougie, I can promise u that.

@yaboyni
Take a moment
And and realize the moment 
You took has already passed
Thank you
See you next time
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This cat ain’t right.
A grey and white cat sitting on the back of a couch with his back legs stretched waaaaay out in front of him and his front legs in between.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Dawn in Cheyenne, WY and the Great horned owls are hooting away! They want you to listen the Dispatches from the Forest Podcast! #Dispatchesfromtheforest #naturenerd #feralfriends #owls #podcast #birds
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✨𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕒 - Teh-REDACT-all✨📎 @samiamnurnot.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
👀🤭
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Has to be Santa Barbara - the next thing further north on the coast is Vandenberg AFB and it wouldn’t be lit up like that.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Pickett suggests taking a deep breath and a nap in the sun.
A black and white cat lying on a rug on her back in a the sun.Close up of a black and white cat’s face as she lies in a sunbeam on her back
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Best guess is that it has mange so definitely not healthy. But like I said, that posture, the feet, apparent size and head shape all indicate raccoon. I’d stake my reputation as an Interpretive Nature Guide and educator in it.
A screenshot of a raccoon with mange from a video next to a picture of a healthy raccoon in a similar pose
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Check out the Dispatches from the Forest Podcast!
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Late in the season - we’ve had plenty of below freezing nights (as low as 20° F) and even a couple of snows, but this Morning Glory Plume Moth was hanging out on the back door the other night when it was milder. #Dispatchesfromtheforest #moth #invertebrate #nature #naturenerd #podcast
A moth that looks like a capital “T”: The morning glory plume moth on a windowA moth that looks like a capital “T”: The morning glory plume moth on a windowA moth that looks like a capital “T”: The morning glory plume moth on a window
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
🎯
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Lisa Reyna Loe @lisaloe.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2
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Nathan Hyde @nhyde.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Snow Owl Yoga. Shot on #fujifilm #wildlifephotography #bird #birdphotography
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JA Fields | NonCompliantCyborg @noncompliantcyborg.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
It’s baby octopus season 🐙🦑 Saw this little guy last night with the Salish Sea School in Anacortes, WA as part of their free community dock walk I volunteer as an interpreter for. We can tell it is a giant pacific octopus from the single line of chromatophores on each arm.
Four shots of a baby giant pacific octopus bouncing around
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!” --Megyn R. Kelly “Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!” --Also Megyn R. Kelly
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siphro.bsky.social @siphro.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Barn owl at the Wild Bird Trust in North Vancouver, BC. She fell out of her nest and broke a wing and has been raised by this woman for 20 plus years.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Badgers would have a much shorter legs and a broader head. This is a raccoon.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Size, face shape, stance, but most of all the feet all say raccoon. Not a healthy one, but a raccoon.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
It’s a raccoon - although it looks like it may not be healthy. Mange maybe but it’s hard to tell.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Yes I know I spelled it wrong in the video (sorry!). But check out the colors in this Steller’s Jay - a Corvid related to the Blue Jay. #dispatchesfromtheforest #naturenerd #feralfriends #podcast #corvid #nature
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Andy Zahn @andyzahn.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This video I filmed this evening is highly appropriate, seeing as it's International Beaver Day!
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Owl Daily @owldaily.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Look who’s flying straight into your feed!🦉 ©️ chris.laracy #Owl #flying #Birds
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
@wynterrayven.bsky.social someone who lives in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula, also known as “the U.P.” “U.P.” Said fast sounds like “yoop”, therefore “yooper”.
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kat3638.bsky.social @kat3638.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Good morning! “The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don’t go back to sleep.” - Rumí #scape #landscape #nature #photography
Red rock mountain with the sun barely breaking over it. Nevada.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
🤣
A penguin pointing w a stick at a pic sitting on an easel of a Tesla w a pigeon flying over head pooping on it as 3 pigeons look on
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
You sir, are a hero.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I love these guys even though they like to spin their webs at face height across gaps in the forest. Trails. Trails are gaps in the forest. I like to mountain bike. You do the math.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
This is the result of decades of civic poisoning by Fox News and right-wing echo chambers and channels.
A screenshot of a post on X by user Suzie Rizzo (@SUZIERIZZO1
). The post includes a text graphic with an orange background and black text that reads: "WHEN did America become a place where people take joy in suffering? Celebrating job losses, cheering immigrant arrests, ignoring terrified schoolchildren, and applauding when neighbors lose public assistance—what happened to basic human decency?" Above the graphic, Suzie Rizzo's comment reads: "Anyone want to answer this??? "
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
One of my resident magpies has a lot to say. If you don’t speak magpie, let me translate - he says “Listen to the Dispatches from the Forest Podcast!” #dispatchesfromtheforest #naturenerd #feralfriends #podcast #magpie
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Saulius @atrailrunner.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
"Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt."~ John Muir #nature #trails #landscape #photography
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I was at the game Tuesday night and shared a tender moment with Todd McLellan.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This.
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✨𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕒 - Teh-REDACT-all✨📎 @samiamnurnot.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Spotted this muskrat on the equinox - not super common to see here in Wyoming! #dispatchesfromtheforest #podcast #muskrat
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The Wings did not win on fightaversary eve, but Wings head coach Todd McLellan and I shared an intimate moment during the game (even if he didn’t know it)
A cartoon turtle holding a hockey stick with its head in its shell and the words “Detroit Turtle Day Established March 26, 1997” commemorating the day Mario Lemieux of the Colorado Avalanche got an epic beat down.Detroit Redwings head coach Todd McLellan with his hand on the glass behind the bench with my left hand touching the opposite side of the glass
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Coyotes naturally expanded the range when we eliminated wolves. Yes, some breed with dogs. But there is no evidence that they were ever, anywhere, INTENTIONALLY released as a management strategy for another animal.
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Bête Noire C. @bete-noire.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
3/3 🇺🇸 Women's History Month Spotlight: Ana Roqué de Duprey opened the academic doors for women in Puerto Rico w/achievements in philosophy & science. She was a suffragist who founded La Mujer, the first "women's only" magazine in 🇵🇷. She was one of the founders of the Univ. of Puerto Rico in 1903.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Happy #caturday from Picket. Stretching out to nap in a sunbeam is good for your mental health.
Picket - a black and white cat - stretching out on her back in a sunbeam.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up
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Robert Hove @roberthove.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
🕊️✌🏼
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Unsolicited nudibranchs?
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Picket says “Draw me like one of your French girls.”
A photo of a black and white cat (whose name is Pickett) lying in a chair with one of her back legs up on the armrest.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
But neither do we. Let’s see…where to send Ted Cruz…? I hear the heart of the sun is nice this time of year…
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Yeah, ok, fair point.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
While we’re at it can we give Texas back to Mexico? Maybe…I dunno… build a wall around it?
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
May you sleep as care-free as Loki. #caturday #catsofbluesky #dispatchesfromtheforest
Loki: a gray and white cat sleeping on his back with his front legs stretched off the bedAnother picture of Loki from a lower angle with his front legs stretched off the bed.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
That pigeon has a lot of surface area.
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Rex Beard @rexbeard.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
*in the other 2…
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