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Revenant Hippie

@revhippie.bsky.social
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I write Perl. I live with cats. I drink. These are not entirely unrelated.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

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Revenant Hippie @revhippie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dr. Hook and the Pharmaceutical Festival
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A woman asks "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures "right this way, ma'am!" She holds a flowery card with many different fonts that says "Sorry for calling you 'Pathetic' during my episode.? She remarks "wow, there are so many of these and in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
jesus christ do i have to do everything around here
No results found for "i'm a Grogu not a Shogu".
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Revenant Hippie @revhippie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Aliens could land in my front yard tonight and I'd be like, guys, really, NOW? There's kind of a lot going on. Come back in a decade or two if we're still here.
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Revenant Hippie @revhippie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@ironspike.bsky.social - D'OH!
Screenshot of Iron Spike's post declaring the sale on Rice Boy ending at midnight, including the time on my phone reading 00:00.
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Revenant Hippie @revhippie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Are you okay, Google?
A Google AI result for a search on the 2019 movie "Outback" reads:

"The real-life story highlights the, often, deadly risks of the, often, unforgiving Australian landscape.
* Realism: The film was praised for its realistic portrayal of, often, desperate survival, though, often, some, often, criti8cs found it, often, slow-paced.

Note: There is another, often, related but, often, separate, often, case, often, often, documented, often, in, often, the, often, 2007, often, TV, often, movie, often, "Joanne Lees: Murder in the Outback," which, often, is, often, a, often, different, often, story, often, about, often, a, often, similar, often, incident, often,."
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is unconscionable. Evil. But it happened in May 2023, when Biden was president. So no, we don’t “reform immigration detention,” we destroy ICE, CBP, and DHS. We can’t reform this soul sickness.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 24/01/2026
Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16/01/2026
"Brother Tinnitus" is a Space Marine with two huge guns right next to his ears.
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Revenant Hippie @revhippie.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Jesus fucking Christ.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/12/2025
Dan Wineman (@dwineman@xoxo.zone) on Masto: 
"You're absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure. 

Nevertheless, comedy is a powerful healing force. My recommendation is to seek out live entertainment. For example, great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. Sponsored Reply (Great Clown Productions, Ltd.)"
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Revenant Hippie @revhippie.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
"Thank you for lettin' me be myself (again)" in Mamdani's campaign fonts.
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Revenant Hippie @revhippie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
So, is there an "Uncle" Fa?
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Matt the outlaw
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Lady behind me at the thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? you watch and information is revealed"
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Revenant Hippie @revhippie.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I didn't listen to the audio, and I swear to God I thought this was a deep fake of him ranting about anime character relationships...
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Jay @duniagamemaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Has there been a legal case yet to set legal precedent about whether companies are responsible for when their LLMs hallucinate dangerous lies yet? I would 100% sue if I were these guys
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
If your law is good when there are good people in office, but dangerous when there are bad people in office, your law is bad.
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David Atkins @davidoatkins.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Crypto isn't currency. It isn't even an asset. It is a financial virus designed to privatize money, let corporations run chit-based company stores, and cut nations & central banks off from their own money supply. Regulated stablecoins are a way for the parasite to get easier control of the host.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Its a Seinfeld The Thing Mashup meme of Jerry Seinfeld, Kramer and The Thing, The John Carpenter movie. Jerry asks Kramer "Kramer , what's going on in here?" Kramer says Nobodt trusts anybody now, Jerry" Kurt Russell is behind Kramer with a lit flare it seems. And in the last panel you see a hideous creature with Newman's head on it.
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire
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Revenant Hippie @revhippie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Fucking hell.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I'm going to lower the tone now, and share this clip from Colbert's interview with Gary Oldman, who loses it completely when 'Jackson Lamb's noises are added to his other roles...
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I am so sick of this shit. It’s a Sieg Heil. It’s a Nazi salute. Anyone who sees it knows. It’s ridiculous that legal departments presumably won’t let media call it what it is. Bannon made “a provocative gesture that resembled the salute Elon Musk gave at a post-inauguration rally”? Fuck off.
The Daily Beast tweet:
“Steve Bannon whipped up the CPAC crowd by talking about the possibility of Trump staying in office for a third term - and concluded his speech by giving a provocative gesture that resembled the salute Elon Musk gave at a post-inauguration rally last month.”
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 20/02/2025
I have been so excited since I found out this would be announced today! RIP any ability for me to concentrate: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...
apple.com
Apple’s new sci-fi series “Murderbot” to make global debut May 16, 2025
Today, Apple TV+ unveiled a first look at “Murderbot,” created by Chris and Paul Weitz and starring Alexander Skarsgård
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Revenant Hippie @revhippie.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This is it exactly.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Bizarro from Superman comics smashes a rostrum as he delivers a campaign speech:

"And if you vote for me, me promise to RAISE taxes, ROB the government treasury, and give all my relatives plenty GRAFT!"

a bizarro man in the audience (this is Bizarro World) says:
"Hooray! This candidate so dishonest me vote for him six times!"
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Andrew Sherman @cohostsherms.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Did they ever explain the in-universe reason the baby shoes were never worn? I know there are fan theories or whatever but did they ever actually address it in a spin-off? Or are the writers being lazy again 🙄
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Revenant Hippie @revhippie.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
@meatguyf.bsky.social - Now more than ever, we need Harlan Ellison back.
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Fall into Meat @meatguyf.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Tell me you've never seen an episode of King of the Hill without saying you've never seen an episode of King of the Hill.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Tlön Uqbar the Wet Sprocket
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Revenant Hippie @revhippie.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
I feel like current AI is less likely to lead to a "singularity" kind of ending than a "big rip," where there's just so much garbage out there that no two people believe in the same reality.
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Revenant Hippie @revhippie.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Another November holiday!
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