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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I haven't listened to the Stella Lefty album to judge for myself how blatant the theft is or isn't, but I gotta say, this entire discourse has struck me as really obnoxious and lazy
ven if common, similar sounds can easily turn into PR problems — as Lefty is quickly learning. Amid a meteoric rise, she’s also been tarred as “Stella Thefty” by many on social media, where videos comparing the songs have gone viral and claims of plagiarism proliferate. The songs do sound similar, especially “Boston” and “Stick Season,” and the singer did herself no favors with an interview in which she denied any connection to Kahan’s song, saying instead, “I was literally thinking about nothing at all.”

But according to Joe Bennett, a veteran forensic musicologist who helps stars analyze sound-alike tracks, **such sonic overlap is pretty normal — and very rarely caused by outright theft. “Coincidental similarity between short bits of melody is way more common than people think it is,” says Bennett, a professor at Berklee College of Music. “And songwriters simply being out of ideas and plagiarizing each other is way less common than people think it is.”**
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Hunk Stanley @restfell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This dude gets blocked every day what is he saying?
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Absolutely breathtaking interaction
her quote post of this garbage bag joke: Y'all, I'm starting to think that not only don't men have souls, they don't have brains either. 

my quote post of hers: When you can predict which direction a full garbage bag will lean

her response: Yes Josh, and I didn't even need any of the 3 physics classes I took in engineering school to have this talent. Don't worry, kiddo, you'll figure it out eventually.my response: How can you tell? Often it will lean in the less heavy/bulky direction, hence the joke's relatability.

her response: I have a secret technique I developed as a child garbage scientist, called "jiggle the bag while you pull it out of the can so heavy stuff falls to the bottom" and also this other thing I have called a peripheral nervous system that can detect loads shifting.my response: I suppose the problem occurs when there's a mix of rigid items and soft items which can create unpredictable internal load distribution. Bag defory can shift the lean direction and center of gravity as wellher response: Is this the part where we act like a total dumbass was actually asking a deeply nuanced engineering question? FIND A HETERO TO TALK TO. JEEZUS.

my response: Why are you so mean..

her response: Do you not know any heteros? Or is this actually you at peak performance? Either way, I've already given you way more than I owe you, which is exactly nothing. Best of luck with your future garbage removal endeavors, mine are happening right now as I hit this block button.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Al @alcartoonist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Liberty Mutual mascots ranked by how much I want them dead in a ditch Doug Jr. Guy who can't say "Liberty Mutual" Limu Emu Doug Liberty Biberty
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👻🎃🦇 blud-blob-blee 🦇🎃👻 @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
back when lester bangs wrote “we will never again agree on anything as we agreed on elvis” he was conjuring up a tendentious “we” to wave it farewell I like elvis (and lester bangs) but dolly’s “we” is way way bigger
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I wildly support this as a fan of things that should not be movies being movies
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Hunk Stanley @restfell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The World Cup commentators keep trying to convince me that Ronaldo still has it while I watch him barely be able to move.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 24/05/2026
My nana was the last family member I personally came out to. She was a lifelong catholic. When I told her I was trans, she told me, “God gives us all our own journeys. God made you trans and that’s beautiful. Who would I be to have an issue with the gift God has given you?”
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Ray Padgett @raypadgett.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Checking in on one of my favorite subgenres of AI slop for Facebook boomers: The "One Last Ride" tours
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I believe with my entire soul that the Pusha-T story is a paranoid delusion and I wish fuckers would accept this instead of ruining the Grammys
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Hunk Stanley @restfell.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Grammys robbed Tyler Childers (who made one of the best country albums of the decade) so Jelly Roll could get on stage and yell a bunch of centrist evangelical bullshit
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Hunk Stanley @restfell.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I kinda assume Trevor Noah is locked into a lifetime contract and he actually hates this.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
moe when bart pranks him holding the phone
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Pat @timesplitters2.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
#KaiCenatEgg lets make this the most liked post on Bluesky!
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Zach Bryan continues his unbroken streak of almost being good
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 22/07/2025
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 10/02/2025
This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/02/2025
i mean, the president's executive order isn't a goddamn law! as far as this doctor is concerned, who cares what the president says!
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/02/2025
I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”
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