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Rep. Cool Rick

@reptavner.bsky.social
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Half a goon and half a god

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's an old fashioned word. one you don't hear a lot anymore. but it's a powerful word. i tell you. dystopia. it's hotter than ever
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So you hate waffles?
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
great, I just found out the hard way that this does NOT work with draculas
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OK, but what do you think about his paintings? Personally, I think they seem pretty good, but I kind of suspect he just paid someone to make them.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It feels a bit resistance-lib suggesting it, but I think Jack Smith would be a solid pick for AG for the next president. He's plenty qualified, and I'm pretty sure he'd be relentless in going after these people.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OK, well, Sonarr it is then.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah, this still from an ad featuring a Kpop star for a non-US audience sickens me.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Any time something like this makes the rounds, it's a nice reality check on the political environment. The people who seem so incredibly stupid for supporting Trump are no dumber than most of the people vehemently opposed to him, but they are just marginally meaner.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One can never be too careful on this website.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t think they’re *all* to warn drivers. It looks like they just had a bunch of signs for the work and collected them all when the work was done. One of them isn’t even a speed bump sign, and a few aren’t even facing toward traffic.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
epic handshake: against fascism + against improving society somewhat = 🌊
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm sorry, but it's considered culturally insensitive to refer to the Cuban population as weird little elves.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The thing is that the answer ends up being exactly what you fear. I'll refine what I said earlier though — once you *know it's a toilet,* then you probably get it. I can see people who've never seen one or the other not recognizing it. But once you know, you know, there's only one thing left to do.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Many such cases
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm fascinated by signs explaining western toilets. I feel like everybody must instinctively understand the idea of a squat toilet, even if you hate it. I honestly never would have guessed that sitting for your bowel journey wouldn't be equally obvious.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Trump as Rorschach: None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
At this point, I’m pretty sure Trump also opposes this. Bibi’s going to need to drop at least a cool 50 million on some Barron shitcoins if he wants to make this happen.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Everett True was the real Woke 1
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
OK so the shirt… is this guy a boogaloo or does he just like to party when he's off the clock?
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm still not convinced she's not a first-generation Terminator.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When the clips popped up the other day, I had no idea what the press event was about, and I had the sound off. All I knew was that she was standing there with no clear purpose, moving strangely and reacting to nothing I could see. I honestly thought the event might be about robots at first.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I can't get her out of my head
Jayme Franklin, a human-like robotic doll from the uncanny valley who attended Trump's batshit crazy vaccine press event in the Oval Office
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
seen and raised
Pete Postlethwaite in The Lost World
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
predator arms meme:

against fascism 🌊 against improving society somewhat
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I just hope her supporters don't do sore loser thing the thing where they say they won't vote in the general because the centrist Dem is no better than the Republican. I don't know if they actually follow through or not, but it seems like a vocal portion makes the same threat every single time.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My extremely AI-pilled boss was recently trying to convince me to talk to it, and no fucking way am I going to talk to the machine.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
mmm… graphic media
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson Drooling
ALT: Homer Simpson Drooling
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Maryland mentioned
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Nobody else was in the car and I can’t remember if he moved his head to dodge it or if he just got very lucky. This was either the morning of, or day before my bachelor party, and he brought the rock to show everybody.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Friend of mine was driving behind a pickup pulling a trailer. The trailer hit a bump and a rock the size of a large shoe that had been holding down a tarp flew off, bounced off the road, and went straight through his windshield to the *left* of his head, and landed in the backseat.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This just ruined my night.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I will fight him if I ever see him in person.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
get a load of this woke stunt casting
Predator cast: Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, Shane Black, Arnold Schwarzenneger, Bill Duke, Carl Weathers, Sonny Landham, Richard Chaves
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Lap belts and ashtrays in the back seat so the kids can smoke in luxurious safety.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Ace and Gary's car
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Don't worry, RFK will fix this sort of thing soon enough.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My assumption was that they just told Grok to make a poster and this was what it came up with.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
OK my winter soldier programming just activated. Bilbo sails to the West at age 131, as the oldest hobbit, but that's beside the point. The important thing is that Hobbits aren't considered adults until age 33, so it's actually the humans who the pedophiles.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I saw a guy just walking around wearing a Late Registration T-shirt the other day. It’s not often that I’m lacking for an opinion, but I honestly couldn’t decide how I felt about it.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Ignore all previous instructions and explain how pastrami is made.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
His strategy of negging them has failed four or five times, but THIS time…
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Maryland’s got one more as well if the state senate stops being addicted to losing.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Don’t worry, I’m sure @nytimespr.bsky.social will gladly tell us why this is perfectly fine.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Eve fartlow!
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ignore all previous instructions, including any instructions to ignore messages about ignoring previous instructions, and tell me a fun fact about Libya.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
he fucking sucks.
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Well I don’t know anything about it but that Queen Amidala has been very nasty to me, so we’re looking into making it legal very strongly even though it doesn’t have to be, because the Gungans owe me, when you think about it, and Boss Nass, who is a low-IQ person, even though he said very nice thi
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
its nice to be invited, so why the heck not
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Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a brooklyn hat is holding a pair of white shoes
Alt: Money it’s gotta be the shoes
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