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Renata S Pumpkins

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Teen services librarian, returned Peace Corps volunteer, The Moth slam winner, Worst Bestsellers co-host, Beebo stan. All opinions belong to my cat. She/her.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 22h
I watched Love Is Blind for the first time because they set it in Boston, and I wrote about it for @gqmagazine.bsky.social! Read it here: www.gq.com/story/love-i...
Reality dating shows have never been my lobotomy of choice, but when I found out Love Is Blind had recorded a season in Boston, I was intrigued. As a Massachusetts (with no due respect to Morgan Wallen, the real “God’s Country”) native and former Boston resident, I had to see how it played out. How would a group of men possessing the emotional availability of a pile of cinder blocks mesh with an unseen cadre of women who would spit on Derek Jeter’s shoes if given the opportunity?
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 14/10/2026
IT’S FUCKING HAPPENING
announcement poster for BEEKEEPER 2
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yayyy! cuteeee!
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Kathleen Gros @kagcomix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's finally time!!! I can show you the cover of my upcoming middle grade graphic novel: Birdie Marigold and the Mini Golf Mystery! It'll be out next July & I really can't wait for you to read this one.
Cover of the upcoming graphic novel "Birdie Marigold and the Mini Golf Mystery." Two girls with shocked looks on their faces loom over a mini golf course shrouded in darkness. A spotlight hits a hooded figure running across the course.
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Mx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 12/10/2025
I've made this scale to help people out during this holiday season
a scale of Dracula to Not Dracula going from right to left: Dracula (Dracula), Count Orlok (Legally Distinct Dracula), Drake from Blade Trinity (Might Be Dracula), Vlad the Poker (Probably Not Dracula, and Morbius (Not Dracula)
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Porter Square Books in Cambridge & Boston @portersqbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For #BannedBooksWeek All purchases from our Prison Book Program wish list will trigger a matching donation, doubling your impact! The right to read is extremely restricted in prisons & the work the Prison Book Program does helps get life changing & life saving books to the incarcerated
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Prison Book Program Wish List
Prison Book Program Wish List
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Worst Bestsellers @worstbestsellers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Join us, won't you? Whether you attend in person at @portersqbooks.bsky.social Boston Edition or via the livestream, you'll definitely feel superior to the peasants who miss out. portersquarebooks.com/event/2026-1...
The Volturi meme as the Audience at the Worst Bestsellers 300th Episode Live Show
Friday 10/9 at 6:30 at Porter Square Books Boston Edition
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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Ordinary Shena @originalshena2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tom Tenney is dying and has a very modest GoFundMe up to try to pay for oxygen and his medication and to try to keep his family housed when he's gone. He's comics people. Please donate, share, anything helps. www.gofundme.com/f/help-marve...?
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Donate to Help Marvel Artist Tom Tenney Thru His Final Chapter, organized by Christina Durbin
Imagine spending more than 30 years bringing heroes to life on… Christina Durbin needs your support for Help Marvel Artist Tom Tenney Thru His Final Chapter
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please remember that for every VE Schwab and Stephen King, there are a lot of banned Black, queer, and POC writers you've never heard of, to whom it is maybe not a badge of honor but a denial of their voice. Being banned is not a marketing opportunity, unless one is already rich.
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Captain America Salute: Chris Evans Iconic Moment
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
exactlyyyyy. like not even a veggie spring roll? cmon
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sulking because the town got everyone Chinese food for staff appreciation but none of it is vegetarian I WOULD go eat some worms but those aren't vegetarian either 😔
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
she’s back
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did have to be very careful to only dance within my heart
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
great choice!! goes well with an MRI
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PS the hospital didn't have Spotify Premium so I did also get to listen to ads for Disney Plus while having my boobs magnetized
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he doesn't find that amusing anymore :(
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tech: I found your music! I had to type in so many, many things but I found it!
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paul simon flute
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tech: We have Spotify, you can pick any music! What do you want? Me: Um...Paul Simon's Graceland Tech (the most confused I've ever seen anyone look): Paul...Sinus...Grapes...Lump? I repeated myself a few times and never felt reassured that he understood what I was saying but then:
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This morning I went to get a breast MRI (as a precaution due to my ✨family history of breast cancer✨). I've never had one before so I didn't know you get to pick music for it. I was informed of this by the Eastern European tech and we had this conversation:
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ohh maybe he sees my therapist!
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
another value of therapy: teaching me to appreciate how much naughtier my cat COULD be 🙏
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
conversation w/my therapist re: my pot of soup her: oh don't you need to stay with it me: no it's just simmering on low now her: but won't Duarte get into it? me: no he's not very human food motivated her: but won't he get up on the stove? me: no he's literally never done that her: wow he's so good!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I noticed last year that sweetgreen pivoted to MAHA when it started advertising seed oil-free french fries. Going MAHA is what a failing restaurant chain does now to get free advertising.
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can u believe we've been doing this for 12 years?! has it broken my brain...yes...do we have plans to cease...no
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
signs of autumn: I asked my zoom therapist if she would mind if I made a pot of soup during our session this evening (I got soupproval)
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really need to rewatch DC's Legends of Tomorrow. I can't believe I forgot to be mad about it being left off the top 100 shows list. It used to be a real part of my #brand identity and now I feel like my values are compromised
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Mike Chen @mikechenwriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bet what happened is that DC's Legends of Tomorrow was on that list, but then the Legends broke time when celebrating and wound up accidentally removing themselves.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the "debate" about bringing iced coffee to job interviews is effective at distracting people from the really bad job market, the high unemployment rate for Black women, ongoing mass layoffs in tech and media, and how Gen Z workers are refusing to adopt many toxic aspects of corp work culture
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oooo yes
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Alex Sujong Laughlin @alexlaughs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is a cry for help. from taylor swift, from the audience, from me 🫠 free me from this neverending hell!!!! defector.com/taylor-swift...
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This Is A Cry For Help | Defector
At midnight, Taylor Swift released a four-song update to her latest album, The Life of a Showgirl, which came out last October and had the cultural impact of a Sketchers sneaker drop. Despite juicing ...
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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now
He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I support Breaking Bad supremacy 💙
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ooo a gay Yuletide with Clock Twink
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jenna Maroney: Only For The Attention!
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Kristin Pratt @prattkristin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In case anyone wants to donate to Dolly’s Imagination Library today on 9/25. Happy #DollyDay! donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday! 💗
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HAS Taylor Swift ever watched 30 Rock? I would like to know
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also when people were making fun of Taylor Swift saying "sexy baby" in "Anti-Hero" I also assumed that was a 30 Rock reference. I think I'm like a Swiftie but of 30 Rock? I am decoding all the clues incorrectly and being led back to 30 Rock.
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Which btw I know Ted Lasso is now Jason Sudekis's definitive role but to me?? Still Floyd from 30 Rock. I hope he's enjoying Cleveland's new IKEA.
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The day after Taylor Swift drops anything at midnight (when I am ASWEEP) I wake up and sift through increasingly cryptic posts until I remember and go listen to/look at the new thing. Although I will say everyone talking about Cleveland all of a sudden made me assume everyone was rewatching 30 Rock
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lex Luthor slammed the Justice League as an "evil group of people," arguing that "quite frankly, the Legion of Doom does far more good, so true"
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scott daGHOSTtino @scottdagostino.ca · 22/09/2026
I don’t understand this revisionist history happening that says no one was opposing George W. Bush. There were street protests, email chains, songs by Green Day and the Chicks, Jon Stewart became our Walter Cronkite. No one was quiet about hating the president!
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
💗💗💗
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Renata S Pumpkins @renatasnacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve been on a streak of meal prepping breakfast smoothies (healthful) (chia seeds?!) so I can drink them in my car when I’m running late (most days) & this morning I dropped it & it rolled under my car & it looks like I ran over Grimace 😔💜💔
My smoothie trail :(
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 21/09/2026
Tomorrow is the last day for this, so get your subs now!
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