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Red Scott

@redscott.com
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Stand-Up comic. Co-host of Boars, Gore, & Swords and Failure to Adapt. Comedy, photography, audio, history, & american football

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 14h
the only thing our dog reacts to on tv is a doorbell sound which is only weird because we’ve never had a doorbell
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 17h
I don’t think I’ve ever loved a gbbo contestant so much who absolutely needs to gtfo of the tent
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 23h
the Halstruct returns and we get penultimate
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 29/09/2026
wasn’t sure I could make it to 9, but could have done 12, easy
The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am
HOriZON ZERO DAWN
Red Dead Redemption 2
Herina Zero Dawn
PORTAL 2
Super MariO Bros
Portal 2
FULL THROTTLE
Monday Night CombAT
COMMAND & CONQUER 2: red alert
GEOMETRY WARS
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 28/09/2026
Pentiment is $10 on steam right now! If you like beautiful 2D art, calligraphy, murder mysteries, and role playing a 16th century Illuminist in training at a Bavarian Abbey, you probably don't exist but you should buy the game anyway
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 24/09/2026
this is exactly what I sound like singing this song, glad to know im nailing it
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 24/09/2026
when I was younger I was convinced ibuprofen *did absolutely nothing*, but it turns out I was simply not old enough to have the type of pain it fixes
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 23/09/2026
BUBBLE
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 22/09/2026
in Edinburgh was introduced to Gerry Cinammon's "Belter", where through the power of the Scottish accent a man rhymes "hair" with "floor" 10/10
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 12/09/2026
the captain announced the US Open Champion is on the plane, I wonder if they’re also in row 36
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 12/09/2026
this raincoat’s tag has a tag line
a tag on a yellow raincoat that reads:

STUTTERHEIM

SWEDISH
MELANCHOLY 
AT IT’S DRIEST
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 09/09/2026
asking ChatGPT if it's ready for some football
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Boars, Gore, and Swords @boarsgoreswords.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We’re catching up on our Lanterns watch with episodes two and three. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk suits, flights, southern rap, respectability politics, and several unfortunate references. #lanterns boarsgoreandswords.libsyn.com/lanterns-1x2...
John on the phone while holding up a green lantern suit
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 04/09/2026
making my way through Mrs Maisel and in the two year hiatus between seasons 3 & 4 Joel got jacked
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JW @joewadlington.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
a friend sent me this Dolly playlist I made for her like a decade ago 😂https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4r6WDDcxxx3Jk4kCrQ6cZw
open.spotify.com
Dolly being disappointed by men
Playlist · joe wadlington · 20 items · 3 saves
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 26/08/2026
Jalen Milroe’s poop mug is incredible
Jalen Milton in a meeting room with a coffee mug in the shape of a poop emoji
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 26/08/2026
Ted Lasso S4 has gotten better every episode and episode 4 is an especially great one
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
nice argument however BUBBLE
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 23/08/2026
Jack LaLanne's wife is named Elaine Elaine LaLanne
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love the little league World Series. “Time to bring out the big guns, The Iceman’s on deck” and Iceman is 85lbs and excels at social studies
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 22/08/2026
after Lauren & I watched Kyle Chandler in Lanterns, we had to go back to his most iconic television role: Gary Hobson in Early Edition
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 20/08/2026
It’s a good show!
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david zaslav haters club @meamval.myatproto.social · 18/08/2026
LANTERNS: I cannot believe that a major plot point involves Hal jordan pulling the John Mulaney stunt with a jukebox to start a bar fight
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 19/08/2026
Watching Lanterns, and from what I know about history, John Stewart will inspire the foundation of the Swiss Confederacy
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 18/08/2026
does every Lindelof show feature a Buick Grand National?
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 14/08/2026
West Point looks absurd from the Hudson, who gave the military school a castle on a cliff overlooking a river
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 10/08/2026
they sold Tumbleton to Yahoo !!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Triumph of Truth, by Peter Paul Rubens, 16th century, 📸 via @LVAces
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Watching the Knox county school board get flipped blue is a much bigger deal than I think a lot of people realize. That board was banning books like crazy. I'm delighted that they've eaten shit, electorally.
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 07/08/2026
Holy shit Domnhall Gleason in Dredd as bug man wtf
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 06/08/2026
Ted Lasso 4x01: the writing’s up to par, this episode is 80% stage setting, and who let them film on The Volume, it’s not like Kansas City cost more
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 06/08/2026
very relatable, I remember learning to count to 100 and thinking I'd soon have them all mastered
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 04/08/2026
the first good “he’s right behind me isn’t he gag” since the Obama administration
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 04/08/2026
Pat from The Westies is the gooniest goon that ever gooned. A perfect brick of a human being
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 04/08/2026
really want to watch Westies but by nature of the subject matter every character sounds like they’re doing a bad Trump impression
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 03/08/2026
genuinely forgot Helaena and Rhaenyra are half sisters
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 28/07/2026
all I want is a partner who insists I’m too hot to be an assassin
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 27/07/2026
I haven't heard a single word about Toy Story 5 so I looked up the box office to see if it bombed and it has in fact made 1.022 BILLION dollars internationally
Grosses
DOMESTIC (43.9%)
$448,555,658
INTERNATIONAL (56.1%)
$573,500,000
WORLDWIDE
$1,022,055,658
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 26/07/2026
my wife is gone for a week and I ordered a silicone mat to protect the table for a project I’m working on and when I opened the package a hair tie popped out??? and I can’t figure out how to dispose of it in a manner that is the least incriminating
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 23/07/2026
right now today learned about the video game “just dance” and finally understand why Boney M’s Rasputin had such a big moment a decade ago
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 20/07/2026
in my head canon Kathy from Widow's Bay is the titular character from the Cathy Guisewite comic
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 20/07/2026
incredible final shot in #HOTD
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Tucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 19/07/2026
the take that unites my wife and I more than any other is children should never be allowed to sing in public
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 19/07/2026
we’re behind on the halftime show and when people were talking about the muppet band I 100% assumed they meant BTS
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I see the muppets all completed their military service
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 19/07/2026
Jyn Erso is the most underrated character in Star Wars and I will die on that data storage facility on Scarif
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 19/07/2026
when are they going to release an update fixing Moff Tarkin in Rogue One
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Justin Garrison @justingarrison.com · 19/07/2026
These RAM prices are crazy!
RAM UPGRADES
FROM THE RAM SPECIALISTS
IBM PS2
Equiv. IBMPS2
Part #
78 × 8955
30F 5348
30F 5360
6450603
6450604
6450608
6450375
6450379
1497259
6450605
For
Model #
25
30/286
30/286
70-E61 &121
70-E61 & 121
70-A21
80-041
80-111 & 311
50Z & 60
70 & 80
COMPAQ
Equiv. Compaq
Part #
113131-001
113646-001
For
Model #
Deskpro 386/20/25/
20e/286E
Deskpro 386S
640 K Upgrade
512K Upgrade
12" Amber Monitor w/Interface
WE BUY
EXCESS RAMS PLEASE CALL OR FAX LIST
Meads
Low Price
5900
18900
59900
23900
57900
89900
41900
89900
42900
128900
3496