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Red Scott

@redscott.com
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Stand-Up comic. Co-host of Boars, Gore, & Swords and Failure to Adapt. Comedy, photography, audio, history, & american football

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 29/09/2026
wasn’t sure I could make it to 9, but could have done 12, easy
The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am
HOriZON ZERO DAWN
Red Dead Redemption 2
Herina Zero Dawn
PORTAL 2
Super MariO Bros
Portal 2
FULL THROTTLE
Monday Night CombAT
COMMAND & CONQUER 2: red alert
GEOMETRY WARS
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 12/09/2026
this raincoat’s tag has a tag line
a tag on a yellow raincoat that reads:

STUTTERHEIM

SWEDISH
MELANCHOLY 
AT IT’S DRIEST
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 04/09/2026
Zelda with the rolleiflex is a Vivian Maier reference
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 26/08/2026
Jalen Milroe’s poop mug is incredible
Jalen Milton in a meeting room with a coffee mug in the shape of a poop emoji
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 14/08/2026
West Point looks absurd from the Hudson, who gave the military school a castle on a cliff overlooking a river
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 27/07/2026
I haven't heard a single word about Toy Story 5 so I looked up the box office to see if it bombed and it has in fact made 1.022 BILLION dollars internationally
Grosses
DOMESTIC (43.9%)
$448,555,658
INTERNATIONAL (56.1%)
$573,500,000
WORLDWIDE
$1,022,055,658
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 12/07/2026
hold up
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 10/07/2026
for a man with 151 acting credits over 32 years, Scott Adsit's "Known For" has the steepest drop-off I've ever seen
Known For

* Big Hero 6 (voice of Baymax)
* 30 Rock (Peter Hornberger)
* Moral Oral (various)
* The Terminal (Cab Driver)
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 21/06/2026
I miss arresteros
Job looking like he fucked up, with the caption “Aegon, the conqueror?”
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 17/06/2026
I never noticed how much Larys looks like Dinklage
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 11/06/2026
obviously Tim knows this but as a big Shorto-head it's important to me that everyone knows the Knicks are named after the fake Dutch Historian who was credited with writing Washington Irving's fake history of New York, Diedrich Knickerbocker
title page for "A History of New York", from The Beginning of The World, to The End of the Dutch Dynasty, by Diedrich Knickerbocker
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 09/06/2026
for $19, I feel like this does, in fact, go hard. Great summer watch
A disembodied wrist wearing a Peanuts x Timex Marlin Flower Dial watch with a black leather strap
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 08/06/2026
the Knicks are in the finals and it's madras summer
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 02/06/2026
what I'm imagining I'm going to look like this summer vs what I'm actually going to look like
man wearing killer denim linen chore coat over a beautiful madras shirtman on a beach wearing a madras shirt unbuttoned halfway with the sleeves rolled upman in a direct flash photo wearing a madras shirt with a flower in his crossed armsthree 1970s looking white dudes wearing madras that simultaneously look like bullies and like they were bullied. They're all wearing the grossest socks you can imagine
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 02/06/2026
this summer you can find me at a bbq, ice cold beer in hand dripping condensation, with somewhere between zero and three buttons done up on this bad boy
Ralph Lauren Madras plaid listing on ebay, $21
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 29/05/2026
been in Japan for a bit, deleted bluesky, back in the states now and the food is not as good among other concerns
perfect bowl of ramen, my last in Japan Owl teapot
Space cat art exhibit Hachikō statue
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 04/05/2026
sometimes you watch a movie as a kid and you never consider the obvious
The main good guy is the dissatisfied young farmer, Luke Skywalker, played by an engagingly naive Mark Hamill. Etymologists take note: the relation between Lucas and Luke is obvious. But note too that the name George comes from the Greek word georgos: famer, I.e., "earth man, George Lucas/Luke Skywalker, dig?

The film is a blatant and self-conscious autobiographic wish fulfillment
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 27/04/2026
GUYS I JUST GOOGLED TIMOTHY BUSFIELD WHAT THE FUCK
Timothy Busfield in prison orange, clearly in court, next to a headline reading "Why Prosecutors say Timothy Busfield Groomed Entire Community"
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 24/04/2026
fashion influencers keep trying to convince me high waisted pants, and pleats are anything other than the go to outfit of a WW2 vet with undiagnosed ptsd
google search for "1950s alcoholic dad outfits"
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 12/04/2026
diabolical
The Chicago handshake: old style and Malört
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 08/04/2026
hell yes
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 06/04/2026
greatest film ever made
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 05/04/2026
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
a small adorable dog (Frankie), jack terrier lookin fella in a pink sweater and a yellow bow tie, looking directly into the barrel of the camera lens

crouching over him, trying and failing to get his attention, a woman with curly hair and a chicken hat
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 02/04/2026
I still do not understand how cold brew coffee can be both “unsweetened” yet also “vanilla breakfast drink”
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 31/03/2026
it's 2026 and I'm ripping a cd, just need to find a copy of Winamp 2.X to play it
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 31/03/2026
some random hats. just google hats this is what came up
Jim Jimenez from Our Flag Means Death. 19th century pirate outfit with a flat brim hattaika waititi and Rhys darby in our flag means death, Rhys is feeding TaikaSamson Kayo in Our Flag Means Death, wearing a hat clearly inspired by Smee from Disney's Peter Pan
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 30/03/2026
It's called Animalkind: store.steampowered.com/app/2997840/...
adorable animals in mech suits fishingcorgi (sans mech) in a little towncorgi in a mech using some futuristic control panelcorgi in a mech wandering free
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 29/03/2026
Hiroshima's tourism site knows what gets the people going
an image of a boar chasing a soccer ball, with the caption:

"Wild boar shows soccer skills at island elementary school"
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 29/03/2026
we bought tickets to see a Hiroshima Toyo Carp game in May and I am furious this throwback Corduroy Carp hat doesn't come in my size
blue corduroy baseball hat with a circular logo of an orange carp in a sort of wood carving style with 3 baseballs that it is about to swallow
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 28/03/2026
i'm sorry, what?
IMDB page for The Ramen Girl (2008) starring Brittany Murphy

An American woman is stranded in Tokyo after breaking up with her boyfriend. Searching for direction in life, she trains to be a râmen chef under a tyrannical Japanese master.
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 26/03/2026
409. Grateful Dead, Workingman's Dead, 1970 any famous band in the 400s is a fucking slog. Casey Jones is catchy, but is the littlest and the latest
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 26/03/2026
410. Beach Boys just fucking Meh
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 24/03/2026
411. Bob Dylan, Love and Theft, 2001
385. Bob Dylan, 'Love and Theft', 2001 Folksy, bluesy, grabs you but seems kind of indifferent to the listener at the same time. I dug it, but I'm not convinced late era Dylan belongs on
this list. Cry a While and Floater stand out.
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 24/03/2026
412. Smokey Robinson & The Miracles, 1965 the whole album has a sleepy summer vacation feel. Just a sepia toned late summer day at the boardwalk the stereo panning is super aggressive, I thought my headphones were broken
album cover for Smokey Robinson and The Miracles, Going to A Go-Go. all 4 band members are wearing creme pants and brown jackets
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 21/03/2026
you, me, and Santa's lawyer
[scene from miracle on 34th street, black and white]

Your Honor, The State of New York is second to nonein its admiration of the Post Office DepartmentIt is efficient, authoritative and prosperous
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 20/03/2026
early in my career at Apple, I witnessed a presentation given by Brent Callaghan, a Unix legend and senior engineer, on a project he’d been working on Skunk Works style for over a year, to Directors and VPs They were brutal, trying to find any unfinished edge to tear at (1/4)
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 20/03/2026
i checked out one (1) book about the history of watches, calm the fuck down
Amazon “quick reads for you” featuring “watch repair for beginners”, “watch addiction rules”, “master watchmaking” and a book by Brandon Sanderson
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 19/03/2026
you: is that??? me: Lena Horne's great grandson? you: you: you: me: it is!
a photo of surly young Jake Cannavale (Bobby Cannavale's son), who just looks he's auditioning for a New Jersey production of westside story
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 17/03/2026
i did not realize King Seiko is Snoopy
a 70s looking watch, silver/steel with gold and brown accents, with the branding Seiko/King Seiko. Snoopy and Woodstock are both on the dial wearing sunglasses, Snoopy has a crown.
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 15/03/2026
Bought a Hamilton Khaki Aviation Day Date in Lancaster PA. They let me try on the watch McConaughey wore in Interstellar, we have the same size wrist
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 14/03/2026
curséd Airbnb book selection
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 14/03/2026
First Sir Sunsly dies of skin cancer, now this
relied on the stars, dead reckoning, a sand-timer and guesswork.
The starter gun that announced the beginning of the British quest for longitude was fired early on in the century, triggered by one of the worst maritime disasters in British naval his-tory. On a foggy night in 1707 four Royal Navy warships under the command of Sir Cloudesley Shovell were wrecked on rocks off the coast of the Isles of Scilly. The warships, on their return from Gibraltar after besieging the port of Toulon in France, sank, and most of their crew
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 10/03/2026
this dude has a whole series of “wear this not that” where I can’t even see what he’s going for the fit on the right is just sling blade
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 10/03/2026
my most millennial take is as a straight guy tucking in your shirt always makes you look like a tool, you’ve made yourself into a shape to be used by others, it triggers my gag reflex
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 09/03/2026
someone just dropped this in the group chat like i was going to read it and move on with my day
Someone at work was coming back from India this weekend, and when taxing from the gate at their Dubai layover, the runway was bombed.
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 08/03/2026
OH MY GOD HAMLET IS HAMNET’S BROTHER 😭😭😭
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 04/03/2026
I'm FEELIN this
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 04/03/2026
PETER MULLAN IN AKOTSK LET'S GOOOOOO
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 28/02/2026
o hell yes
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 27/02/2026
this goes incredibly hard
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