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Red Scott

@redscott.com
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Stand-Up comic. Co-host of Boars, Gore, & Swords and Failure to Adapt. Comedy, photography, audio, history, & american football

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 20h
Damn Yankees is BONKERS
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 20h
my dumb ass watching Damn Yankees (1958): this number's crazy, who's the bloke dancing with Gwen Verdon? *googles* <squinting> Robert Louis Fosse haven't heard of him.
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 20h
hell yeah!!!! You're gunna love it
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 30/09/2026
the only thing our dog reacts to on tv is a doorbell sound which is only weird because we’ve never had a doorbell
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 30/09/2026
A KEYBOARD SHAPED BAKE!!! I LOVE IT GTFO!!!!!
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 30/09/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever loved a gbbo contestant so much who absolutely needs to gtfo of the tent
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 29/09/2026
the Halstruct returns and we get penultimate
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 29/09/2026
wasn’t sure I could make it to 9, but could have done 12, easy
The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am
HOriZON ZERO DAWN
Red Dead Redemption 2
Herina Zero Dawn
PORTAL 2
Super MariO Bros
Portal 2
FULL THROTTLE
Monday Night CombAT
COMMAND & CONQUER 2: red alert
GEOMETRY WARS
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 28/09/2026
Pentiment is $10 on steam right now! If you like beautiful 2D art, calligraphy, murder mysteries, and role playing a 16th century Illuminist in training at a Bavarian Abbey, you probably don't exist but you should buy the game anyway
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 24/09/2026
this is exactly what I sound like singing this song, glad to know im nailing it
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 24/09/2026
when I was younger I was convinced ibuprofen *did absolutely nothing*, but it turns out I was simply not old enough to have the type of pain it fixes
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 23/09/2026
BUBBLE
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 22/09/2026
this concert set a world record for the largest number of shirtless humans paler than me www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdOw...
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Gerry Cinnamon - Belter
YouTube video by madwaeit
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 22/09/2026
in Edinburgh was introduced to Gerry Cinammon's "Belter", where through the power of the Scottish accent a man rhymes "hair" with "floor" 10/10
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 12/09/2026
the captain announced the US Open Champion is on the plane, I wonder if they’re also in row 36
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 12/09/2026
this raincoat’s tag has a tag line
a tag on a yellow raincoat that reads:

STUTTERHEIM

SWEDISH
MELANCHOLY 
AT IT’S DRIEST
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 09/09/2026
asking ChatGPT if it's ready for some football
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 09/09/2026
thanks Chris! I think our train is headed up the west side of England, but if we break down I'll head east screaming your name
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Boars, Gore, and Swords @boarsgoreswords.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We’re catching up on our Lanterns watch with episodes two and three. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk suits, flights, southern rap, respectability politics, and several unfortunate references. #lanterns boarsgoreandswords.libsyn.com/lanterns-1x2...
John on the phone while holding up a green lantern suit
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 08/09/2026
also, due to computational limitations, fewer crowds
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 07/09/2026
I do not like the magician
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 06/09/2026
the Jackie’s death episode is unexpectedly breaking me
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 04/09/2026
Zelda with the rolleiflex is a Vivian Maier reference
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 04/09/2026
making my way through Mrs Maisel and in the two year hiatus between seasons 3 & 4 Joel got jacked
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JW @joewadlington.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
a friend sent me this Dolly playlist I made for her like a decade ago 😂https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4r6WDDcxxx3Jk4kCrQ6cZw
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Dolly being disappointed by men
Playlist · joe wadlington · 20 items · 3 saves
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 26/08/2026
Jalen Milroe’s poop mug is incredible
Jalen Milton in a meeting room with a coffee mug in the shape of a poop emoji
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 26/08/2026
Ted Lasso S4 has gotten better every episode and episode 4 is an especially great one
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
nice argument however BUBBLE
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 26/08/2026
and one sink to wash your hands per city block
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 23/08/2026
Jack LaLanne's wife is named Elaine Elaine LaLanne
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love the little league World Series. “Time to bring out the big guns, The Iceman’s on deck” and Iceman is 85lbs and excels at social studies
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 22/08/2026
yep! Also Fisher Stevens
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 22/08/2026
after Lauren & I watched Kyle Chandler in Lanterns, we had to go back to his most iconic television role: Gary Hobson in Early Edition
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 20/08/2026
It’s a good show!
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david zaslav haters club @meamval.myatproto.social · 18/08/2026
LANTERNS: I cannot believe that a major plot point involves Hal jordan pulling the John Mulaney stunt with a jukebox to start a bar fight
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 19/08/2026
Watching Lanterns, and from what I know about history, John Stewart will inspire the foundation of the Swiss Confederacy
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 18/08/2026
god damn it Lanterns is great
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 18/08/2026
does every Lindelof show feature a Buick Grand National?
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 14/08/2026
West Point looks absurd from the Hudson, who gave the military school a castle on a cliff overlooking a river
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 10/08/2026
they sold Tumbleton to Yahoo !!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Triumph of Truth, by Peter Paul Rubens, 16th century, 📸 via @LVAces
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Watching the Knox county school board get flipped blue is a much bigger deal than I think a lot of people realize. That board was banning books like crazy. I'm delighted that they've eaten shit, electorally.
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 07/08/2026
every person on this cast should be an a-lister
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 07/08/2026
Olivia Thirlby. send tweet
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 07/08/2026
Holy shit Domnhall Gleason in Dredd as bug man wtf
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 06/08/2026
Bet your ass I’m gunna watch Cardinals QB Peter Lorre
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 06/08/2026
Ted Lasso 4x01: the writing’s up to par, this episode is 80% stage setting, and who let them film on The Volume, it’s not like Kansas City cost more
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 06/08/2026
very relatable, I remember learning to count to 100 and thinking I'd soon have them all mastered
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Red Scott @redscott.com · 05/08/2026
you know someone's gone off the ledge when people think they're going to out crazy *Stefon Diggs*
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