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Ivan Hernandez

@ivanhernandez.bsky.social
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 6h
Penultibubble
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Boars, Gore, and Swords @boarsgoreswords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re caught up with Lanterns just in time for a sixth episode funeral. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk Star Sapphires, weird pacing, waitress blackmail, and gullible Guys. #lanterns boarsgoreandswords.libsyn.com/lanterns-1x6...
John standing next to the lantern signal
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh you better believe we bubble
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love Metroid but whenever I hit a literal wall it’s like this better not be a tiny hole in the floor I walked over a dozen times and inevitably a walkthrough tells me to get in the hole
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Boars, Gore, and Swords @boarsgoreswords.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We're still catching up on Lanterns, as we bubble up with episode four. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk another classic Green Lantern villain, complex constructs, space lasers, and possible fridges. #lanterns boarsgoreandswords.libsyn.com/lanterns-1x4...
john and hal on a water tower
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous (2027)
post from @kochsister: “i absorbed my twin in utero” dont care. not even impressive. i absorbed a guy just last week. fully grown man. had a family. might absorb them too
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Boars, Gore, and Swords @boarsgoreswords.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We’re catching up on our Lanterns watch with episodes two and three. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk suits, flights, southern rap, respectability politics, and several unfortunate references. #lanterns boarsgoreandswords.libsyn.com/lanterns-1x2...
John on the phone while holding up a green lantern suit
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t drink unless I am in a country where weed is extremely illegal and the hotel has a pour your own cocktail bar in which case I become the rum and orange juice bandit
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am an old man at this point but it is still very funny to stump people working at Japanese nerd stores like oh what do you mean nobody cares about Chrono Trigger just because it’s thirty years old and has not had a sequel in this millennium
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
whenever I visit another country I am struck by how much America is a scam inflicted by the protestants
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
cannot emphasize the infinitesimal chance of finding the earthbound gacha machine in a random akihabara store, managed to get everybody but ness and poo, plus said the phrase “I got the special color variant master barf!!” to my girlfriend
Mother 2 gacha machine with keychains of main cast, Mr. Saturn, masters belch and barf
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I do not smoke cigs but the smoking infrastructure in Japan is wild they have indoor smoking rooms nicer than places I have lived
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
nice argument however BUBBLE
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
even though they said I didn’t deserve it I am in Japan
7-11 onigiri marked spicy pollock roe and salmon
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
we are covering lanterns now and somehow i am not the bigger green lantern fan on this podcast
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
mild but the comics' greatest enemy is editorial since claremont, every creator-driven run is neutered either right after (morrison), cursed at inception (no more mutants/inhumans push), or half-way (hickman leaving) on another level fuck space please stop sending the x-men to space i hate vulcan
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Woke 1? Buddy, I wake up at one all the time
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
another season of televised world-building concludes with an enjoyment level correspondent to a viewer's will to live
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
did the marvel tokon playtest for approximately five minutes before deciding that while it was very aesthetically pleasing i am unable to play any fighting game after king of fighters dream match 1999 with any sort of effectiveness and guilty gear was the first game to make me go damn i suck at this
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
pen! ul! ti! mate!
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
tom holland cursed to be a great spider-man in a series of movies which seem to desperately want to be about anyone other than spider-man
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
always glad to see some blunt weapon representation
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
neuromancer trailer certainly looks like an Apple adaptation of neuromancer, turner too handsome for case who should be strung out, best time to adapt it was 1989 and second best time was before the matrix, it’s like dune where all the successors have picked over its corpse but without a villeneuve
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
got god of war ragnarok for cheap, structurally there are some baffling decisions (opening with extremely wild thor fight into three hours of drudgery, camera still over the shoulder in fights with multiple enemies who just fucking kill you from off-screen), dialogue is the most marvel bullshit ever
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
tales from the crypt is streaming on tubi and it looks like shit which enhances the experience
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
gee... oh... a... terrific podcast!
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
watched Backrooms and Obsession, lukewarm on backrooms due to thin characters and specious dialogue, Obsession a good example of "consequences of their own actions" horror especially as you need to give that character at least one off-ramp they don't take and Bear gets about a dozen he blows past
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
doomsday trailer looks like shit! endgame possibly the worst movie ever made by managing to make everything that came before it a waste of time and everything after hollow and soulless
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
finally the definitive answer to whether or not when @redscott.com plays read dead 2 [inaudible shriek]
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
subway hot take? but me no like take subway when hot
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Christopher Nolan is cheapening The Odyssey by refusing to cast the lead role as originated, by a Jack Russell terrier
wishbone as homer
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
unfortunately due to various socio-political factors i must admit that sports is real
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
a soldier? quartering in my domicile? i think not
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Boars, Gore, and Swords @boarsgoreswords.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The third episode of House of the Dragon S3 is here, or at least we think so. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk excess dialogue, quick knightings, administrative demands, and rat pilaf. #hotd #houseofthedragon boarsgoreandswords.libsyn.com/hotd-3x03-dr...
Daemon looking at daeron
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
if you can't trust a weird guy who volunteered to kill brown people in one of america's lingering forever wars who can you trust
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I support physical media on a philosophical level but on a practical level I do not want more objects in my life
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If your wife isn’t your buddy? Pal, you got a problem
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
just… just gotta make it through the next five years and then I can buy a steam deck 2 and a chinese EV
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We stayed up late to bring you the first episode of #HotD S3, man is not meant to podcast after 10pm
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
welcome to the Patricia Appreciation Hour
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
with grogu bombing we are one ryan gosling/shawn levy starfighter movie failure away from the possibility of the absolute deathknell of mainstream american pop culture and sci-fi, a full canon reboot of A New Hope
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm happy that you're all happy!!
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A more chaotic season of modern Top Chef since they stopped emphasizing personality clashes but Kristen is an excellent host at defusing it, as an aside there are accusations of insider trading on the gambling markets due to large early bets on the winner and like this is The Insider Trading Machine
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I am a very effusive fan of the first two seasons so here is us talking about the new interview with THE vampire
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
never been a more apt time to read Persepolis
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
we're back and it brings me no joy to plop plop plop
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
played a ton of DD1 so just picked this one up after hearing good things about the revamp, if you're a Mike Mignola fan this is the best hellboy game to not feature hellboy
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
you cannot trust any Hat Guy in the arts because their first priority will always be hats and the acquisition of further hats
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Walter Hickey @walthickey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
lmao
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Ivan Hernandez @ivanhernandez.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
rubio is a sallow-faced psychopath who wants to be the viceroy of cuba to get parental approval and the cuban-american obsession with the island has people celebrating a slow genocide by an evil autocratic regime because it might finally topple the other evil autocratic regime
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