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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A what now? Penis rides in Vegas...what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...unless you completely fuck your vagina for life.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Nothing says "I'm the insurrectionist President" like a free knife giveaway.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My foreign wife who struggles with English pronunciation is correcting me, an English is my first and only language twat.

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m certainly in the camp of not mocking people for mispronouncing words they only knew through reading in books, but I don’t think that’s the case here.

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 08/10/2026

All these guys spent all this effort to get "fuck you" money and can't even bring themselves, even once, to use it to say "fuck you" to Trump. Pathetic.

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well Jeremy. As my dear grandma used to say, hope in one hand, shit in the other, and see which fills up first.

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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The moral arc of the universe is long but it bends towards Jeremy Clarkson spending decades denying global warming only to sink his fortune into a farm just as global warming really starts to kick in

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sounds like this twink had a wet dream over dom Jesus.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A serious case of self-loathing gone very, very public. A tremendous case-study for keen psychologists. Some serious unresolved issues that could do with addressing, for her sake if nothing else.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Notice, there's never any "but" or caveat when Kuenssberg and Mason talk and write about Badenoch and/or the Tories. Always very sure; always they certain. Then look at how they cover Labour and the Left. A statement followed immediately by a question of doubt.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Where's the panel depicting Kemi advocating for the UK to join Trump's America in a war against Iran?

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Kayode has lots of great attributes but he's no where near good enough on the ball to play for #LFC. If we think Kerkez has a problem progressing the ball, getting another one for the right side makes little sense.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 04/10/2026

It's even weirder when you look at the demographics under the hood - the Tory vote is literally dying over the next 10-15 years.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What's the betting one of those clubs is Everton. They're very weird. City are one of the reasons Everton have struggled. The arms race City (and Chelsea) started means Everton have to continuously go up to the financial wire (and have breached it) just to tread water.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The press have decided to reimpose the two party model and unfortunately, that requires “pretending to believe Kemi Badenoch is doing a good job”. Which is pretty bad, given she’s a disastrously online wacko.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Rarely look at my phone when out but I don't think I had a 4g/5g connection anyway because of the numbers in the city centre. Was going to work back up to Dale St, likely via Water St but decided to follow #LFC bus down the Strand like I did for the previous parade to avoid the crowds. Glad I did.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not world-changing event but was completely oblivious of car being driven into crowd at #LFC parade despite being metres & minutes from it. Saw cops legging it along Strand & the queues for trains were horrendous; the only signals something happened but didn't cotton on until I saw news at midnight.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you're a city trader, look to your left then to your right.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There are historical tweets out there from prominent Tory and Reform figures cheering on vandalism of ULEZ cameras.

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A rich text. Robert Jenrick, who this time last year Kemi was defending and wanted to run the justice system, depicted frequently as an unperson. The multiracial crowd celebrating Kemi, the monoracial one on the boats (are Albanians, Iranians, Iraqis and Syrians black now?)

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Sooooo...you are owned by Abu Dhabi then?"

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Rachel Cunliffe @rmcunliffe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is what happens when you start excusing things under the banner of “legitimate concerns”

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You can only think the GOP and Trump plan to steal the mid-term elections when you hear the shit they are saying to try to win votes.

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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Genuinely Hansen-like 🥹

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's great to have a full head of hair as an old fella but even with that genetic gift there comes a point where you should just ditch the long hair and go for short back and sides. Leave the long locks to the youngsters.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Watters might as well "come out of the closet" and embrace his true repressed queer sexuality because I'm certain he has had no luck in making any woman come as a heterosexual.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

May be wrong, but blackmail and threats don't exactly scream "innocent". #ManCity #114charges #Cheats

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Club Announcement Spurs 🤦‍♂️ @markscrivens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is why you don’t allow authoritarian foreign states to put you in a position where blackmail is an option.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There's is no bottom to the disgusting behaviour. And the cult will once again look the other way and excuse the depravity.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The only people Trump has ever shown the slightest hint of empathy for are sex offenders. White, black, GOP, Democrat...if you're a sex offender, Trump will always be on your side.

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Can confirm my nephews and their school mates living in Dubai shout "Brexit!", when they nutmeg an opponent in football as a bit of a diss.

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Harry McNally @harrymcnally.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tying herself up in knots to appease racists who would throw her out the country in a blink of an eye . Shes not skint . Why debase herself ?

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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Again, this is what happens when states own football clubs. The Premier League became a land grab for state ownership, billionaires, and private equity. All to the detriment of the game and its supporters. Man City a pawn in a geopolitical game.

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Chris Rivers @chrisrivers50.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Schrodinger’s Etihad.

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TheCenci @thecenci.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fuck me.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A glorious bit of How It Works here, being said openly in public

Alex Wickham € @alexwickham
X.com
Exclusive with @AlexDooler @DNair5
UAE officials have warned the UK government that the severity of Man City's punishment could undermine their appetite for future grand-scale commitments in Britain, according to people familiar with the matter
They consider the Premier League's actions to have an influence on the bilateral state relationship, the people said, asking not to be identified discussing undisclosed information
The extraordinary pressure comes after Andy Burnham faced criticism, including from within government, for saying Man City's Abu Dhabi owners should not be disqualified specifically because of the investment they bring to Britain

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Must be a UK thing, but we say "miles to the gallon" to refer to MPG (miles per gallon).

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Glad to see some one isn't bothered by gas prices. Wonder how many miles to the gallon at high speeds "The Beast" achieves. Must be eye watering.

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Gary Bainbridge @garybainbridge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Could never find it in my heart to dislike this man, and I'm glad he's still fighting the good fight.

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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Manchester City cheated Premier League rules, the Commission found. Did it also cheat HMRC? We've examined the decision and leaked Mancini documents. We think City likely failed to pay £12m in tax. There should be a criminal investigation. Thread:

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If anything, Burnham should be instructing Inland Revenue to look over the tax affairs of Man City.

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Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yeah, 2017/18 was actually the year they cheated *the most* The idea that they just stopped is laughable. In the same way that most drunk drivers don’t get caught their first time, I’m sure there’s a lot we don’t know about.

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Adam Smith @adamlsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The funniest thing about the City situation is the idea that they’ve been completely clean since 2018. Like, they got away with industrial scale cheating for nine years and then just decided to go straight.

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Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment

Alt: a blond girl in a pink top is sat in a kitchen sarcastically rolling her eyes with the words sure jan written in white beneath her

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Andrew Edwards @redordeadedd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Someone hasn't been to Parliament. 🙄.

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