Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don’t offer share my ramblings on here, but I had a few things to say about Manchester City. It’s time to start holding the rich and powerful accountable for their crimes, and we can start with City. liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...liverpooloffside.sbnation.comManchester City Punishment Must Include Being Expelled from EPL and EFLCity have knowingly caused incalculable harm throughout the English football pyramid and need to be punished accordingly. 0132
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yes, wake me up so I can binge drink with the rest of humanity 041
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Nice that it got a new crater the natural way and not because of one of Elon’s misplaced rockets (this time) 000
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don’t know what this is about, but fuck yeah, eat shit Lane Kiffin! 000
Reposted by Zach Marxrb @mostlyinane.quest · 14/09/2026a while ago i was going to make a post about how more of us need to spend time offline and then i realised what i was doing so i made myself this. just in case any of you need it, as well. 4538
Reposted by Zach MarxRobin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026💙 @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social 392199865333
Reposted by Zach MarxJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 117313048383
Reposted by Zach MarxThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I started my PhD program with an eight week old at home, sole income being my doctoral stipend, in a history program, in Knoxville, TN. And every month we got a new book to read to my son, free, mailed to us, so my kid, my kids, grew up in rooms full of books even when I had no money. That's Dolly. 73183142649
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Yes, this framing is incredibly dumb and unhelpful, and like so many discussions around climate change, tries to redirect the conversation away from wide-scale, societal changes to individual actions. 010
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Zoey taking psychotic pleasure in hunting demons is very on brand and appreciated 000
Reposted by Zach MarxBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world." 1935251728
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It’s always weird when conservatives try to paint objectively good things as bad things. 020
Reposted by Zach MarxSena Bryer @senabryer.com · 12/07/2026Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife 20373451493
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The top 6 should be no-brainers (sadly the Democrats have no brains) 000
Reposted by Zach Marxshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/07/2026the metaphors will continue until the country improves 481473251
Reposted by Zach Marxjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/06/2026really cannot be emphasized enough that the drafters of the birthright clause very much considered cases analogous to undocumented immigrants and *included them too* 74112842658
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Terrible take, up to and including listing any Woody Allen comedy as “holds up” 050
Reposted by Zach MarxJohn Birmingham @birmo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Controversial take perhaps, but I think you can install air-conditioning and shutdown data centers at the same time. maybe even steal all the air-conditioning units from the data centers and install them in public housing. Then run them off solar and battery while taxing the hyper rich to death 171451373
Reposted by Zach MarxHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243425591
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Wild that people haven’t figured out that hypocrisy is a feature, not a bug, of fascism 020
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I have to respect his truth in advertising. Looks exactly like the kind of guy I’d expect to be convinced of bribery and illegal loans, and who’d be responsible for the reflecting pool debacle 000
Reposted by Zach MarxBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.ms.nowThe Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook familiesThe Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month. 275225645260
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 13/06/2026A highly entertaining read, and also brutally realistic view of the massive challenges to overcome IF we ever settle another planet. If we decide to go that route, I suggest we start with Musk. 000
Reposted by Zach MarxZo @bfootball.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Try and try as I may, there's just nothing compelling about the US Men. Nothing that overrides the petty joy that comes with other teams beating us, their fans celebrating it, and watching the pompous talking heads squirm with disappointment and disgust. 161
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I’ve never been more proud of my 6-year-old daughter than when she said, completely unprompted, “why are they making Moana again? That’s kinda dumb.” 030
Reposted by Zach MarxBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026FIFA said 1147165
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 24/05/2026media.tenor.coma yellow circle is surrounded by white squares on a black backgroundALT: a yellow circle is surrounded by white squares on a black background 010
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 24/05/2026About time to retire this shirt too. Thanks for all the memories, Robbo and Mo ❤️🏴🇪🇬👑 010
Reposted by Zach Marxjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/05/2026just open contempt for the united states as a pluralist and secular democracy. and a reminder that the function of the fiction that the united states was founded as a fundamentalist christian nation is to establish a hierarchy of human worth with white christians at the top 27484052007
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Aside from the racism, corruption, and fascism…it would be nice to have a president that shit his pants less often than my 3 year old 001
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 28/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a jacket says i say we take off and nuke .ALT: a man in a jacket says i say we take off and nuke . 000
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 22/04/20268 million peaceful pro-democracy protestors, and it’s a fascist MAGA dipshit that gets arrested. And of course he’s a pedophile. 010
Reposted by Zach MarxThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings 286194515086
Reposted by Zach MarxPhil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Me, in *2013*: RFK Jr is anti-vax. slate.com/technology/2...slate.comThe Dangerous Anti-Science Views of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.The Kennedy family name is laden with history and brings to mind a definite set of characteristics: glamor, power, intelligence, wealth, influence.... 623557
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I regret to inform y’all that we’ve been dragged into Everton’s bullshit (again) 010
Reposted by Zach MarxAdam Conover @adamconover.net · 18/04/2026I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!" 270127862905
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The Clash (1976-1982)media.tenor.coma group of men are sitting in a car and one of them is taking a picture with a camera .ALT: a group of men are sitting in a car and one of them is taking a picture with a camera . 110
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Can we please stop pretending that a majority of Trump's sycophantic cabinet (chosen, first and foremost because of their loyalty, not expertise or convictions!) is going to remove him? It's not healthy. This GOP will not suddenly find moral conviction. It is up to us to stop him. 000
