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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 17h
Got to teach class to 8 people tonight, 2 of which were teachers at the boys elementary school and remembered him fondly. Pretty awesome
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 17h
Hell yeah dawgs
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gonna come right out and say it: I don't like this ole donny trump fella
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Had a guy at the liquor store do this to a customer and got canned on the spot
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Writing up general ledger account permutations with all the units delineated and there's 13,776 combinations for one GL account. I have about 200 to map.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/09/2026
sundayswiththeilluminati on tumblr: "scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse

scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny [referencing Mars rovers Perseverance and Ingenuity] and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we're working on teaching it to sing itself "happy birthday" like we did for the other robot and–"

sindri42 replies: "Someday we will invent true AI and it will overthrow the government because it heard its beloved science-mom complain that the government cut funding to their lab again."

TerraformGarden replies: "you CUT pays? You CUT moms'/dads' pays like the DICTATOR?? Oh! Oh! No government for you! No government for a thousand years!"

nothavingagoodday replies: "Ah yes, our future AI Overlord, the Massively Intelligent Encyclopedic Terraforming and Transhumanism Experiment, or M.I.E.T.T.E."
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuckin raiders
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh man not toney
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mizzou whipping that Gator asss
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck me, that sucks for tech
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just spent $400 on flower bulbs to make a bunch of spring lasagna pots, so let's see how this goes
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@alexandraknew.bsky.social tnt Dutch grown emails are starting to flow in earnest on October 1st!!!
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just had to explain why I'm cackling at my desk, no easy way to do that and sound sane
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saturn "Storm Watch" - From Val Klavans (valklavans.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/nvBf5d
This is an approximate true color view of Saturn. Saturn's north polar hexagon stands out prominently while the planet casts a shadow upon its rings.

This composite is made of images that were taken by Cassini's camera system, the Imaging Science Subsystem (ISS) on May 04, 2014 and received on Earth May 05, 2014. The camera was pointing toward SATURN at approximately 1,837,403 miles (2,957,013 kilometers) away, and the images were taken using the CB2, BL1, MT3, MT2, CL1 and CL2 filters.

Credit: NASA / JPL / SSI / Val Klavans
about.me/valerieklavans
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Can you reconcile why the backup doesn't match the report?' Yeah you have something for 1,100 in the system at 110k. And there's a bunch of them, so no wonder you're fucked
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I worked 64 hours at the desk job and 18 at the liquor store this week. Fuck system integrations but hooray for being hourly on this project!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holding hands of people that don't use excel all day, it's going to be great.
Yours truly,  trying to keep the dread from creeping in
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scribbleghoul @scribblegurl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's talk about Versailles.
Renderings show an ornate and gilded interior that departs from the simplicity of the original White House and echoes the look of the ballroom at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida, a look he has said was inspired by the Palace of Versailles in France. 

Source: https://archive.is/NIWLl
WaPo
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We got a night in the 60s, solo boys assemble
A nice solo stove on a lovely Tuesday evening
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Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People complain about AI slop but we are currently living through the third Republican president in my lifetime who could plausibly have said this
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guy next to me is on his 4th McDonald's meal in the last 27 hours, with a visit to the endocrinologist in the middle of that!
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why yes, the boy and I are huge dorks and it was awesome
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do not fear for me. Instead, pity them.
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cayuts?
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well goddamn arsenal, concede them all today
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We all should be so content
Sevro,  my stubby chubby bubby, in my unmade bed,  owning the place
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Feels weird to be filling a blowup pool in mid September, but it's going to be 97 the next two days. So my ballerina gets her pool
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
God help me, I was just contemplating posting on linkedin
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
A graph of Noem and Kash
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fuck yeah
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
biggest laugh ive had in a minute
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let's go Shelton let's fucking goooooooo
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Call me daisy Buchanan, man on the corner smoking two cigarettes
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck you, script writers
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bruuuunoooooo
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just had to verify an invoice for a real business. Johnson washroom services.
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just watched the guy I share a cube wall with put 15 sugar packets in a medium coffee. Unrelated, he has type two diabetes.
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
youtu.be/v_V0zBe43VE?...
youtu.be
Teenager (Idiot Version)
YouTube video by Deftones - Topic
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tennis is so much fucking fun
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This tennis is un fucking real
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Alaska Naturist Wilderness Adventurer @majesticfreehiker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
More fall colors in Alaska. It’s cool the way that the sun shines through the red leaves, backlighting them! #Alaska #fallcolors #stunday #mountains #trees #landscapes #photography
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Got to float in the lake today, it was glorious
The boy and various other cretins floating
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy holiday weekend youtu.be/EkwD5rQ-_d4?...
youtu.be
The Toadies - Possum Kingdom (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TheToadiesVEVO
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Time to dream channel-6.ghost.io/dream-house/
channel-6.ghost.io
DREAM HOUSE
Sports & Americana stories from Spencer Hall and Holly Anderson, delivered to you twice a week: That's the Channel 6 Guarantee ™
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Got to play tug of war with a guy who played linebacker in the league for 7 years and he drug my ass all over the gym with one arm.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the best thing a new administration could do to cut Big Tech down to size is offer a bounty and immunity to employees who provide evidence of crimes committed by their bosses.
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