Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One more day(?) of this shit and we finally get the fall we deserve 100
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Special session on 3 days' notice to fund a debacle project in an effort to salvage the midterms. What could go wrong? 410
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I admit I haven't followed this as closely as I should so I don't know all the intricacies. But all the sportswriters are telling me this bill is awful. If it's so bad, why would student-athletes go along with it? 100
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trump is announcing the construction of a steel plant in Iowa, you say? Ah, so it's never happening 130
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Reading the thread about whether ISU should switch to turf and when people in favor of grass say "The field would be fine if it weren't for the weather!" I wonder whose argument they think they're making 010
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Literally every opposing fan base, hating Iowa is not a novel concept 040
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just now learning of the big Wisconsin rally in Happy Valleystatic.klipy.comLol Office: Smiling Man in SuitALT: Lol Office: Smiling Man in Suit 030
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The PA guy's third down calls are going to single-handedly make me give up my season tickets 010
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Off to a terrible start in the Battle of Four Letter States that Start With A Vowel 110
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I thought maybe Campbell would take the monochrome look with him to Penn State and we could wash our hands of it once and for all. Alas 010
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is not as cool as the state park full of train cabooses we once stayed at in Nebraska when I was a kid, but it's close 100
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Kid drowned on an elementary school field trip? Hoo boy 100
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today is the only full-sun, dry day in like a two week span. Every lawn mower in the state is going to be running tonight 100
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People complain about AI slop but we are currently living through the third Republican president in my lifetime who could plausibly have said this 043
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is really good www.nytimes.com/athletic/761...nytimes.comWho gets blamed when college football teams lose now? You, the fans 000
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026New favorite shots are OCs in the booth watching their QBs throw interceptions 100
Reposted by Area Autumn Manjohndewar-70.bsky.social @johndewar-70.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Do yourself a favor. Reclaim the time and do something else before the games start in all sports. None of these pregame shows in any sport are worth your time. 182
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Auburn football is going to be a lot less stupid with Alex Golesh in charge, and that is bad for college football 000
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don't catch a lot of televised games at Ole Miss so this probably isn't an original observation, but I chuckled when I saw the "Progressive" logo on the field 020
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Plenty of Summer Shandy still in the fridge but cracked the first Oktoberfest tonight 020
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Those NC State guys were pros. Unfazed. They've seen some shit before 010
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That NC State fumble, my god What an amazing sport. Nothing better 110
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If I were Bowling Green I'd start covering Iowa State kick returners 011
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If I never see another trainer give the "X" after an injury it'll be fine with me 110
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There is no thirst for a beer like that experienced when pulling into the tailgate lot. But it's just coffee today 000
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Must be tough being one of these insurance company pitchmen, like Doug from Liberty Mutual. On one hand it's steady work for upwards of a decade or more. On the other, it's a subtle concession that this is as good as it's going to get. 000
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Witnessed the most glorious doink ever in a high school game tonight on an 18-yard FG, thought the damn goalposts might come crashing down 000
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I used to do some fantasy teams, run a couple of small-stakes pools, and probably 20 years ago gambled on some of those offshore sites. At some point I realized I had enough anxiety in my regular life that I didn't need more in what was supposed to be relaxing and fun. No regrets. 100
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If I were Western Michigan I'd just start kissing Trump's ass as loudly and publicly as I possibly could. Send him a gold-plated Bronco statue or some shit. Flatter him until he tweets about it. In a society where accountability and justice are artifacts of a bygone era, it's the only way 011
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Costco death starred both my favorite chicken planks and rum within a month of each other. It's getting tough out here in Trump's economy 000
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Great, another "white out" game. Maybe this is the year I fully embrace my inner curmudgeon and skip it 000
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Given that this is my longtime social media avatar, I am obligated to share this 010
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me after innocently clicking into a story on today's congressional hearingstatic.klipy.comGrandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The SimpsonsALT: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons 000
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My kingdom for a concert in Jack Trice I actually want to attend 120
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Heard about some AI version, never imagined that. Jesus 000
Reposted by Area Autumn ManBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is the video that Arch said was “pretty good,” by the way, and that a whole lot of reporters laughed about 652494
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It snuck up real fast this year, just a week past 100+ heat indices, but shorts and hoodie season is back 140
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Difference between tonight and almost every Campbell-era game against Iowa is that it didn't seem like we played scared tonight. Yeah the offensive gameplan was a little conservative but I think that's a recognition of our limitations. One of these programs is stale. The other is ascending 151
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When the group texts fire up from asshole Iowa fans after nights like tonight, the strategy remains to simply not respond and give them the satisfaction 130
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Campbell made me dread the Iowa game. Rogers makes me want blood. Can't wait for next year 0112
Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Zero shame in that. Either we're much better than we thought, or - more likely - Iowa is not great 040
