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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 19h
Got to teach class to 8 people tonight, 2 of which were teachers at the boys elementary school and remembered him fondly. Pretty awesome
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 19h
Hell yeah dawgs
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Then he fouled one off the catcher in the next pitch or two right between the eyes, I was dying
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This guy's just giving it away
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stuff to make lasagna pots in white, yellow and purple, abs then sunset colors. Tulips, daffys, axial and a fuck ton of crocus
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alex i spent $400 dollars in flowers while you were gone
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey good one buddy
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gonna come right out and say it: I don't like this ole donny trump fella
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Had a guy at the liquor store do this to a customer and got canned on the spot
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Writing up general ledger account permutations with all the units delineated and there's 13,776 combinations for one GL account. I have about 200 to map.
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ellis Island dropped the von, just the wolfbutts now
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So a story: my grandmother's brother was one of his advisors and cooked up the scheme to pay Jessica Hahn from church funds. Only met him once, intensely creepy guy!
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Work at a liquor store that has delivery outsourced to doordash and anecdotally it's roughly 75% of them are stoned as fuck driving
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/09/2026
sundayswiththeilluminati on tumblr: "scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse

scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny [referencing Mars rovers Perseverance and Ingenuity] and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we're working on teaching it to sing itself "happy birthday" like we did for the other robot and–"

sindri42 replies: "Someday we will invent true AI and it will overthrow the government because it heard its beloved science-mom complain that the government cut funding to their lab again."

TerraformGarden replies: "you CUT pays? You CUT moms'/dads' pays like the DICTATOR?? Oh! Oh! No government for you! No government for a thousand years!"

nothavingagoodday replies: "Ah yes, our future AI Overlord, the Massively Intelligent Encyclopedic Terraforming and Transhumanism Experiment, or M.I.E.T.T.E."
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuckin raiders
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh man not toney
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go green or go home
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mizzou whipping that Gator asss
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the jp Morgan section, just nodding along
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ditto, that's what the stove is for
Sun just about to dip behind the pines behind the house
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck me, that sucks for tech
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just spent $400 on flower bulbs to make a bunch of spring lasagna pots, so let's see how this goes
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh shit I think those are my clubs
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@alexandraknew.bsky.social tnt Dutch grown emails are starting to flow in earnest on October 1st!!!
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shut the fuck up
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just had to explain why I'm cackling at my desk, no easy way to do that and sound sane
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Backyard looking at the stars
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well running a rich white women with no history of politics and shitty positions made it easier for him
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh that was my ncaa dynasty team, sentimental favorites forever
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So naturally, having beers and watching cricket to decompress before I sleep like a stone for 6 hours
Solo stove roasting and cricket on in my carport
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
10.5 at the desk and 4 at the store, sitting at 98 hours in the last 8 days
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saturn "Storm Watch" - From Val Klavans (valklavans.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/nvBf5d
This is an approximate true color view of Saturn. Saturn's north polar hexagon stands out prominently while the planet casts a shadow upon its rings.

This composite is made of images that were taken by Cassini's camera system, the Imaging Science Subsystem (ISS) on May 04, 2014 and received on Earth May 05, 2014. The camera was pointing toward SATURN at approximately 1,837,403 miles (2,957,013 kilometers) away, and the images were taken using the CB2, BL1, MT3, MT2, CL1 and CL2 filters.

Credit: NASA / JPL / SSI / Val Klavans
about.me/valerieklavans
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Can you reconcile why the backup doesn't match the report?' Yeah you have something for 1,100 in the system at 110k. And there's a bunch of them, so no wonder you're fucked
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I worked 64 hours at the desk job and 18 at the liquor store this week. Fuck system integrations but hooray for being hourly on this project!
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They sucked ass, super dry
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No one on this list has ever made a woman orgasm
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who doesn't want to slit a throat to fuck the wound? Puritan ass society these days
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck yeah!!!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holding hands of people that don't use excel all day, it's going to be great.
Yours truly,  trying to keep the dread from creeping in
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This may break my cynicism meter when nothing happens
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fa gonna throw the whole book at forrest over this
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My son is beating me more than the other way now in sf2, but he flat out refuses to play Mario kart still
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scribbleghoul @scribblegurl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's talk about Versailles.
Renderings show an ornate and gilded interior that departs from the simplicity of the original White House and echoes the look of the ballroom at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida, a look he has said was inspired by the Palace of Versailles in France. 

Source: https://archive.is/NIWLl
WaPo
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We got a night in the 60s, solo boys assemble
A nice solo stove on a lovely Tuesday evening
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have cats named darrow and sevro! It steps on the gas going forward and does not let up
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Area Autumn Man @areadan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People complain about AI slop but we are currently living through the third Republican president in my lifetime who could plausibly have said this
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guy next to me is on his 4th McDonald's meal in the last 27 hours, with a visit to the endocrinologist in the middle of that!
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why yes, the boy and I are huge dorks and it was awesome
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