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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨

@mrsalty.bsky.social
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He/they. Bi. Author. Christian socialist. Erstwhile TTRPG dev. Cat liker. Sonic trash. Current fixations include but not limited to IDW Star Trek and Dimension 20.

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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 12h
If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 17h
No #31DaysOfSaltober tonight; had some friends over and I got another thing later tonight so I won't have enough time to get a full movie in, sadly. I'll probably work a double feature in there somewhere. On that subject: anyone got any good short horror films for those busier days?
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 22h
That's the worst case of being cut in half I've ever seen.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 23h
Fucking enough, my God.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#31DaysOfSaltoween Noroi: The Curse 4 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Another really atmospheric outing. A little disjointed toward the beginning; feels like it struggles with the establishing footage before settling on a more consistent POV in the second act. It implies a great deal more than it outright
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tonight on #31DaysOfSaltoween, the series where I (try to) watch a horror movie I haven't seen before every night of October: Day 2 Noroi: The Curse (recommended by... a bunch of people) Heard nothing but tremendous things about this one. Time to see if it lives up to the hype.
The movie poster for Noroi: the Curse, which appears to be some kind of ghost or other spookfolk with a VHS tape depicting a family with crossed out eyes on the label. Most disconcertingly of all, he is surrounded by a halo of birds.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm gonna be real, this specific brand of veganism-as-ideology (and let's not kid ourselves, that's what we're seeing here) is actually much more "anthropocentric" because its valuation of animal life implies that animal minds need be significantly similar to humans to have value.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is genuinely a bit worse even than the "HBO Max is now just 'Max'" rebrand.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This isn't even the main problem, obviously, but as a white dude, all else being equal, I feel more on edge in all white spaces than anywhere else. This may be due to the fact that the places I've lived if *everyone* in a given location was white there was probably A Reason for that.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#31DaysOfSaltoween Day 1: Backrooms (2026) 3/5 stars ⭐⭐⭐ Incredibly atmospheric; very authentically captures the dream logic vibe. That dreamlike vibe even extends, albeit to a lesser extent, to the world we see outside of the Backrooms themselves and I think the film is actually a little
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#31DaysOfSaltoween Day 1: Backrooms (2026) 3/5 stars ⭐⭐⭐ Incredibly atmospheric; very authentically captures the dream logic vibe. That dreamlike vibe even extends, albeit to a lesser extent, to the world we see outside of the Backrooms themselves and I think the film is actually a little
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Dooper @dooper.live · 01/10/2026
Why does Video Game food have to look so delicious.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Backrooms time. #31DaysOfSaltoween
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
One of the many, many, many things I like about Kill la Kill is that it takes cheesecakey fan service to it's furthest, most ludicrous extreme, so much so that the it hits a kind of stack overflow error and loops around to being non-sexual to me.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Neurodivergent people have always existed, and there's little better evidence than the fact that esoteric theological minutiae filled the same basic need in the neurodivergent mind in the past as battle shounen powerscaling conversations do in the modern world. Still does for some people!
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Appealing to the mods for labelling the nudes I dmed my wife as “nonsexual nudity”
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Making oxygen just so it can be inside billions of men sounds pretty gay to me.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Leaving aside the casual blasphemy of the thing for a moment, every chaplain I've known, and I've known a few, has told me that a good 50% or more of their job is helping salve the psychic wounds inflicted on troops by military leadership; this will make that work basically impossible.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently Backrooms is streaming on HBO Max now and I haven't seen that yet so we'll start #31DaysOfSaltoween there tonight, I think. Stay tuned!
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reading the first Boogiepop light novel at the moment. Last piece of media that was giving"this is the blueprint for this entire subcategory of shit I'm into" to this same degree was Berserk.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like not being banned too much to say what should happen to Musk and anything we could possibly do with existing technology would not even scratch the surface of what he deserves.
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R. Sera @talonbornestudio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
went to the bait shop and they told me to ask you to stop posting it for free
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will remind you this is the governor of *Kentucky*. If the guy running a state that difficult to even say the name of without involuntarily affecting an Appalachian drawl can manage this no one has an excuse.
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Arc @arcbreak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peter Thiel looks The Red Skull trying to hide behind a very poor skin mask
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have recently acquired my first pair of dad shoes and I have not had a sciatica flare-up since; I am almost angry about how well they work.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally got his ass but that was *considerably* tougher. On par with Pink, at least.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TTRPGs are funny the way they seep into your perception of everyday life. Just got off the phone with a student who spoke with very nearly the exact same voice and cadence as a Very Intentionally Creepy NPC from one of the games I'm running and when I tell you I did not exhale until the very end...
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Replaying Deltarune Ch1 for the first time in a couple years and beating Jevil with damage is so, so much harder, lmao. I finally get why some people find him harder than Gerson or Pink. I'm just trying to get the Devilsknife to make my life easier when I rematch the Knight but damn.
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 29/09/2026
I made everyone brownies
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do have a spicy one, actually. TTRPGs are not art, they are entertainment. They *contain* art and the stories we tell with them can be art, but that storytelling process is primarily emergent in a way that is more akin to multiplayer videogames or even sports than books or movies.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Made a meatloaf tonight and I am reminded that some people think of meatloaf as a dry, boring, flavorless dish and I feel genuinely bad for them because a properly mixed, seasoned and rested meatloaf is an absolute delight and it's been too long since I've made one.
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vento Aureo BLAZED
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(MISTA'S GUN SINKS INTO THE CONCRETE)
MISTA: Were stairs always like this
BRUNO: I think this is a very localized and specific stair problem
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For a guy who quite likes horror, there are a fair few gaps in my horror movie viewing history. Reckon with October approaching it might be a good opportunity to fix that. Gonna strive to watch one horror movie I've never seen before every day next month. Hit me with some nominations?
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Idk why I'm thinking of this now specifically and it will almost certainly not happen but I feel very strongly that Persona 6 should pare down the size of its playable cast at least somewhat. My ideal would be to have your MC of variable gender, two human party members and the obligatory mascot.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes a TTRPG setting is a fun place to make Minor Tweaks to reality to correct petty things that bother you. For example, in my Fabula Ultima setting, a year is the same number of days but there are 13 months in the year so every month is exactly 4 weeks long.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Microsoft's AI spell check in Outlook told me "everything" is not a word today, so that's how that's going.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tried to get a good mix of formative childhood titles and more recent favorites.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JoJo day. Ball time is upon us.
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh shit, Willem Dafoe on Hot Ones?
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
helenist youth pastor voice: Let me tell you kids about the original hot take
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Far from the most toxic but easily the most annoying type of Gaming Discourse is "guy who gets upset about subgenre titles referencing foundational games in said subgenre (roguelike, Metroidvania, Soulsborne, etc)".
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